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@connielukey.bsky.social
I am Pavlov's Hashtag dog. Passionate reader, writer, funny fitness fanatic, CPA. Happily married and older than dirt.

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You miss 100% of the shots you don't drink.
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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I knew a guy who collected candy canes. They were all in mint condition.
December 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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If Smoking weed causes memory loss, what does smoking weed do?
December 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
#ASongOrMovieForThingsYouHear
Papa's Got a Brand New Bagpipe
a man playing bagpipes in front of a sign that says ' scottish '
ALT: a man playing bagpipes in front of a sign that says ' scottish '
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December 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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the crossbow has to be one of the most “hey give me a second here” weapons of all time
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Your honor the boys were back in town
November 28, 2024 at 4:27 AM
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Thanks for the invitation to your social hall square dance on Saturday night. May I bring my pet cobra and a sack of beet sugar?
November 10, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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Tech bros shocked that normal human beings enjoy thinking
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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ME [arriving for my eye exam]: is this the right place

GUY BEHIND THE DELI COUNTER: no
December 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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I wasn't allowed to watch "A Charlie Brown Christmas" as a kid because of my Peanut allergy.
December 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
#YorkshireInSongsOrFilms
I'm in a New Yorkshire Pudding State of Mind
a close up of a woman eating a donut with imgplay written in the bottom right corner
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December 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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What if, now stay with me here, what if the Venezuelan fishing boats have been trying to smuggle Christmas ornaments and presents to the United States and our government has inadvertently joined the War on Christmas?!?
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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7-Eleven just awarded me its new peace prize for eating a roller hotdog.
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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If I’m reading their lips correctly, it looks like my neighbors are having an argument about the creepy guy next door.
November 15, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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A woman asked a pharmacist about Viagra

Does it work? She asked

He replied
It works pretty good I use it myself

the woman asked
can you get it over the counter?

He replied...

Maybe if I take 2!

#DocAfterDark
December 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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make that 20 😩
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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lemme know if you want me to become your reply lady i got some downtime
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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my father still likes to tell the story about the argument he won with my mother in 1971
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM