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I am Pavlov's Hashtag dog. Passionate reader, writer, funny fitness fanatic, CPA. Happily married and older than dirt.
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't drink.
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
You miss 100% of the shots you don't drink.
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I knew a guy who collected candy canes. They were all in mint condition.
December 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I knew a guy who collected candy canes. They were all in mint condition.
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If Smoking weed causes memory loss, what does smoking weed do?
December 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
If Smoking weed causes memory loss, what does smoking weed do?
#ASongOrMovieForThingsYouHear
Papa's Got a Brand New Bagpipe
Papa's Got a Brand New Bagpipe
a man playing bagpipes in front of a sign that says ' scottish '
ALT: a man playing bagpipes in front of a sign that says ' scottish '
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December 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
#ASongOrMovieForThingsYouHear
Papa's Got a Brand New Bagpipe
Papa's Got a Brand New Bagpipe
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the crossbow has to be one of the most “hey give me a second here” weapons of all time
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
the crossbow has to be one of the most “hey give me a second here” weapons of all time
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Your honor the boys were back in town
November 28, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Your honor the boys were back in town
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Thanks for the invitation to your social hall square dance on Saturday night. May I bring my pet cobra and a sack of beet sugar?
November 10, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Thanks for the invitation to your social hall square dance on Saturday night. May I bring my pet cobra and a sack of beet sugar?
#OtherThingsMommyDidWithSanta
had him sign a release of liability waiver
had him sign a release of liability waiver
a man dressed as santa claus is holding a piece of paper in front of a christmas tree .
ALT: a man dressed as santa claus is holding a piece of paper in front of a christmas tree .
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December 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
#OtherThingsMommyDidWithSanta
had him sign a release of liability waiver
had him sign a release of liability waiver
#AlternativeJobDescription
Spreadsheet Sorceress/Tax Ninja
Spreadsheet Sorceress/Tax Ninja
a woman wearing glasses sits in front of a laptop with salon line written on the wall behind her
ALT: a woman wearing glasses sits in front of a laptop with salon line written on the wall behind her
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December 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
#AlternativeJobDescription
Spreadsheet Sorceress/Tax Ninja
Spreadsheet Sorceress/Tax Ninja
#FoodWithSugarInASongOrMovie
Shortbread People
Shortbread People
a man wearing glasses and a hat holds a cookie in his hands
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a hat holds a cookie in his hands
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December 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
#FoodWithSugarInASongOrMovie
Shortbread People
Shortbread People
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Tech bros shocked that normal human beings enjoy thinking
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Tech bros shocked that normal human beings enjoy thinking
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ME [arriving for my eye exam]: is this the right place
GUY BEHIND THE DELI COUNTER: no
GUY BEHIND THE DELI COUNTER: no
December 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
ME [arriving for my eye exam]: is this the right place
GUY BEHIND THE DELI COUNTER: no
GUY BEHIND THE DELI COUNTER: no
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I wasn't allowed to watch "A Charlie Brown Christmas" as a kid because of my Peanut allergy.
December 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I wasn't allowed to watch "A Charlie Brown Christmas" as a kid because of my Peanut allergy.
#PayDayMeans
shelving out.
shelving out.
a woman in a library holds a stack of books in her hands
ALT: a woman in a library holds a stack of books in her hands
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December 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
#PayDayMeans
shelving out.
shelving out.
#YorkshireInSongsOrFilms
I'm in a New Yorkshire Pudding State of Mind
I'm in a New Yorkshire Pudding State of Mind
a close up of a woman eating a donut with imgplay written in the bottom right corner
ALT: a close up of a woman eating a donut with imgplay written in the bottom right corner
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December 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
#YorkshireInSongsOrFilms
I'm in a New Yorkshire Pudding State of Mind
I'm in a New Yorkshire Pudding State of Mind
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What if, now stay with me here, what if the Venezuelan fishing boats have been trying to smuggle Christmas ornaments and presents to the United States and our government has inadvertently joined the War on Christmas?!?
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
What if, now stay with me here, what if the Venezuelan fishing boats have been trying to smuggle Christmas ornaments and presents to the United States and our government has inadvertently joined the War on Christmas?!?
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7-Eleven just awarded me its new peace prize for eating a roller hotdog.
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 AM
7-Eleven just awarded me its new peace prize for eating a roller hotdog.
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If I’m reading their lips correctly, it looks like my neighbors are having an argument about the creepy guy next door.
November 15, 2024 at 9:44 PM
If I’m reading their lips correctly, it looks like my neighbors are having an argument about the creepy guy next door.
#ASongOrMovieForKeepingWarm
Saturday, in the Parka
Saturday, in the Parka
a cat wearing a red jacket with a fur hood is sitting in the snow
ALT: a cat wearing a red jacket with a fur hood is sitting in the snow
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December 6, 2025 at 10:51 AM
#ASongOrMovieForKeepingWarm
Saturday, in the Parka
Saturday, in the Parka
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A woman asked a pharmacist about Viagra
Does it work? She asked
He replied
It works pretty good I use it myself
the woman asked
can you get it over the counter?
He replied...
Maybe if I take 2!
#DocAfterDark
Does it work? She asked
He replied
It works pretty good I use it myself
the woman asked
can you get it over the counter?
He replied...
Maybe if I take 2!
#DocAfterDark
December 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
A woman asked a pharmacist about Viagra
Does it work? She asked
He replied
It works pretty good I use it myself
the woman asked
can you get it over the counter?
He replied...
Maybe if I take 2!
#DocAfterDark
Does it work? She asked
He replied
It works pretty good I use it myself
the woman asked
can you get it over the counter?
He replied...
Maybe if I take 2!
#DocAfterDark
#ASongOrMovieForAllThingsBlue
Spruce Almighty
Spruce Almighty
a person standing in front of a large tree
ALT: a person standing in front of a large tree
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December 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
#ASongOrMovieForAllThingsBlue
Spruce Almighty
Spruce Almighty
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make that 20 😩
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
make that 20 😩
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lemme know if you want me to become your reply lady i got some downtime
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
lemme know if you want me to become your reply lady i got some downtime
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my father still likes to tell the story about the argument he won with my mother in 1971
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
my father still likes to tell the story about the argument he won with my mother in 1971