Carl Wilhoyte
@carlwilhoyte.bsky.social
Writer, Marxist shitpost sommelier, Midwest mutant. America's #1 AI Hater. (He/him guy dude)
Author of "Ultimart" available NOW!
Get it here: https://carlwilhoyte.com/
Author of "Ultimart" available NOW!
Get it here: https://carlwilhoyte.com/
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Carl Wilhoyte
@carlwilhoyte.bsky.social
· Feb 14
Hey everyone, I have some exciting, very cool news!
I'm publishing a book! It's called "Ultimart" and it's available 4/15/25!
It's a dark sci-fi comedy about an AI marketing worker waging war against a dome city run by a single megacorp.
You can pre-order it here: carlwilhoyte.com/product/ulti...
I'm publishing a book! It's called "Ultimart" and it's available 4/15/25!
It's a dark sci-fi comedy about an AI marketing worker waging war against a dome city run by a single megacorp.
You can pre-order it here: carlwilhoyte.com/product/ulti...
BTW this is what a sane response to an attempted coup looks like, in case you were wondering.
Bolsonaro and fellow coup-conspirators (such as the former army and navy commanders) start their prison sentences today
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Jair Bolsonaro ordered to start 27-year prison term for plotting Brazil coup
Ex-president to start serving term in 12 sq metre bedroom in police base in Brasília after time for appeals elapses
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
BTW this is what a sane response to an attempted coup looks like, in case you were wondering.
Musk's legacy is going to be rotting loser waifu chatbots atop a pile of children's corpses.
We don't hate him *enough* is my point.
We don't hate him *enough* is my point.
The numbers vary from study to study but hundreds of thousands of people have died because of Elon Musk and Marco Rubio illegally disbanding USAID — a body count on par with the first eight years of the Syrian civil war — In just seven months. It’s mass death that is simply unfathomable in scale.
USAID shutdown has led to hundreds of thousands of deaths | Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health
The Trump administration’s decision to shut down the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) has resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths from infectious diseases and malnutrition, accord...
hsph.harvard.edu
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Musk's legacy is going to be rotting loser waifu chatbots atop a pile of children's corpses.
We don't hate him *enough* is my point.
We don't hate him *enough* is my point.
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thank you for supporting striking Starbucks workers, Comrade Hilary Duff
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
thank you for supporting striking Starbucks workers, Comrade Hilary Duff
This is just, like, cartoonishly evil. This is parody levels of unmitigated cruelty. You'd think ICE was the enemy in a Captain America movie or something.
Emmanuel, a 15-year-old with intellectual disabilities, wandered away from his mom’s fruit stand in October.
She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.
“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.
“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
A Disabled Child’s Mom Reported Him Missing. He Was Locked Away by Federal Immigration Authorities for 48 Days.
Emmanuel, a 15-year-old who has an intellectual disability, walked away from his mom’s fruit stand in October. Houston Police called ICE.
thebarbedwire.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This is just, like, cartoonishly evil. This is parody levels of unmitigated cruelty. You'd think ICE was the enemy in a Captain America movie or something.
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You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown
October 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown
Like everything else nowadays, it's a shambling, confused, illegal mess propelled by the rotting inertia of a senile old man's racist impulses and an apathetic crony bureaucracy with nothing better to do.
Really looks like the United States is about to launch a regime change war against Venezuela with:
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Like everything else nowadays, it's a shambling, confused, illegal mess propelled by the rotting inertia of a senile old man's racist impulses and an apathetic crony bureaucracy with nothing better to do.
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when you become a right wing online influencer do you just wake up one day with a bunch of money from Latvia or whatever sitting in your bank account. how does this work.
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
when you become a right wing online influencer do you just wake up one day with a bunch of money from Latvia or whatever sitting in your bank account. how does this work.
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
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no it isn’t!!! fuck you!!!
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
no it isn’t!!! fuck you!!!
I love getting mad at a person I invent. Here's a crazy idea: maybe if this is so prevalent and unavoidable, maybe it's just true?
Also, you're thinking of Matt Bors.
Also, you're thinking of Matt Bors.
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I love getting mad at a person I invent. Here's a crazy idea: maybe if this is so prevalent and unavoidable, maybe it's just true?
Also, you're thinking of Matt Bors.
Also, you're thinking of Matt Bors.
"Around 40%of the S&P 500's market cap is now tied to a handful of AI companies. Everything's computer, if you will."
Nvidia, Microsoft, Apple, Alphabet and Amazon are by *themselves* 30%.
🫧🫧🫧This is a technology that has no clear monetization and ALL lose billions a year on it. 🫧🫧🫧
Nvidia, Microsoft, Apple, Alphabet and Amazon are by *themselves* 30%.
🫧🫧🫧This is a technology that has no clear monetization and ALL lose billions a year on it. 🫧🫧🫧
Trump has aggressively backed the AI industry. He may come to regret that.
The latest from my newsletter:
The latest from my newsletter:
Trump is all-in on AI. That could end terribly.
Trump is placing a big bet on AI. He's betting the entire U.S. economy.
madness.ghost.io
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
"Around 40%of the S&P 500's market cap is now tied to a handful of AI companies. Everything's computer, if you will."
Nvidia, Microsoft, Apple, Alphabet and Amazon are by *themselves* 30%.
🫧🫧🫧This is a technology that has no clear monetization and ALL lose billions a year on it. 🫧🫧🫧
Nvidia, Microsoft, Apple, Alphabet and Amazon are by *themselves* 30%.
🫧🫧🫧This is a technology that has no clear monetization and ALL lose billions a year on it. 🫧🫧🫧
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
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this broad sextin like jerkcity. unfortunately this is how i discovered they have deleted any mention of felching from the back catalog but i think this will do
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
this broad sextin like jerkcity. unfortunately this is how i discovered they have deleted any mention of felching from the back catalog but i think this will do
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
If you don't think DSA has the gas, the Muslim democratic socialist mayor-elect of NYC just waltzed into the Oval Office and the most racist ogre alive just kissed his ring.
No other group has motion like this.
No other group has motion like this.
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If you don't think DSA has the gas, the Muslim democratic socialist mayor-elect of NYC just waltzed into the Oval Office and the most racist ogre alive just kissed his ring.
No other group has motion like this.
No other group has motion like this.
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Yes! Think about it like this. Zohran is so charming he got the world's most famous racist capitalist to slob the knob of a brown socialist for an hour in front of the press and if you don't think that matters to the country as a whole then I don't know what to say. Optics are everything to Trump.
I’m gonna implore everyone here to take the W if only to experience the feeling again.
November 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Yes! Think about it like this. Zohran is so charming he got the world's most famous racist capitalist to slob the knob of a brown socialist for an hour in front of the press and if you don't think that matters to the country as a whole then I don't know what to say. Optics are everything to Trump.
It is kind of incredible how much of Trump's perceived power comes from the inversely high bitchmade behavior of his opponents, like weenies Ted Cruz or Chuck Schumer.
Faced with an actually confident, charismatic guy like Mamdani who makes no excuses and no apologies, Trump just... crumbles.
Faced with an actually confident, charismatic guy like Mamdani who makes no excuses and no apologies, Trump just... crumbles.
Trump is now defending Mamdani in response to loaded questions from Fox News. incredible scenes
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
It is kind of incredible how much of Trump's perceived power comes from the inversely high bitchmade behavior of his opponents, like weenies Ted Cruz or Chuck Schumer.
Faced with an actually confident, charismatic guy like Mamdani who makes no excuses and no apologies, Trump just... crumbles.
Faced with an actually confident, charismatic guy like Mamdani who makes no excuses and no apologies, Trump just... crumbles.
You are legally required to say "big yawn" when you see this
November 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
You are legally required to say "big yawn" when you see this
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"The Republican Party Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Exist" is a moderate take IMO.
"The Republican Party should be prosecuted as a criminal conspiracy against the republic" is where I'm at.
Excellent article by @dennycarter.bsky.social
"The Republican Party should be prosecuted as a criminal conspiracy against the republic" is where I'm at.
Excellent article by @dennycarter.bsky.social
The current Republican Party by any objective measure is an authoritarian outlier in modern international politics, and they should be treated as such. Wrote about it for BadFaithTimes.com:
badfaithtimes.com/the-republic...
badfaithtimes.com/the-republic...
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"The Republican Party Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Exist" is a moderate take IMO.
"The Republican Party should be prosecuted as a criminal conspiracy against the republic" is where I'm at.
Excellent article by @dennycarter.bsky.social
"The Republican Party should be prosecuted as a criminal conspiracy against the republic" is where I'm at.
Excellent article by @dennycarter.bsky.social
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.