Carl Wilhoyte
@carlwilhoyte.bsky.social
Writer, Marxist shitpost sommelier, Midwest mutant. America's #1 AI Hater. (He/him guy dude)
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If you don't think DSA has the gas, the Muslim democratic socialist mayor-elect of NYC just waltzed into the Oval Office and the most racist ogre alive just kissed his ring.
No other group has motion like this.
No other group has motion like this.
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If you don't think DSA has the gas, the Muslim democratic socialist mayor-elect of NYC just waltzed into the Oval Office and the most racist ogre alive just kissed his ring.
No other group has motion like this.
No other group has motion like this.
You are legally required to say "big yawn" when you see this
November 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
You are legally required to say "big yawn" when you see this
Paul when everyone thinks he was an Apostle:
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Paul when everyone thinks he was an Apostle:
You ever feel the grim reality of The Now?
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
You ever feel the grim reality of The Now?
We didn't get the Star Trek future, but we did get the Star Trek present.
Yipee.
Yipee.
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
We didn't get the Star Trek future, but we did get the Star Trek present.
Yipee.
Yipee.
Greeting each new morning with same type of grim but affable determination as this guy
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Greeting each new morning with same type of grim but affable determination as this guy
The urge to get up and do anything else but you have 2 adorable sleepy cats on you
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The urge to get up and do anything else but you have 2 adorable sleepy cats on you
Gordon Freeman, 7 Black Mesas in the bag:
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Gordon Freeman, 7 Black Mesas in the bag:
The wet sock after you stepped on the errant melted ice cube in the kitchen has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The wet sock after you stepped on the errant melted ice cube in the kitchen has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Watching this election from Cleveland:
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Watching this election from Cleveland:
Congrats you wrote the article version of this:
November 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Congrats you wrote the article version of this:
New 4K release of #ShinGodzilla in my dirty little hands for #GodzillaDay, hell yeah.
The real monster is bureacratic incompetence in the face of an escalating natural disaster, now a perfect post-COVID parable.
The real monster is bureacratic incompetence in the face of an escalating natural disaster, now a perfect post-COVID parable.
November 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
New 4K release of #ShinGodzilla in my dirty little hands for #GodzillaDay, hell yeah.
The real monster is bureacratic incompetence in the face of an escalating natural disaster, now a perfect post-COVID parable.
The real monster is bureacratic incompetence in the face of an escalating natural disaster, now a perfect post-COVID parable.
"I have nipples, Zohran. Could you milk me?"
November 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"I have nipples, Zohran. Could you milk me?"
Guy with the packet drawer during the apocalypse
October 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Guy with the packet drawer during the apocalypse
That one hair under the Band-Aid
October 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
That one hair under the Band-Aid
Out at the Sandusky Book Bar for their Spooky Book Fair.
Stop on by!
Stop on by!
October 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Out at the Sandusky Book Bar for their Spooky Book Fair.
Stop on by!
Stop on by!