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This continues to be the best post ever made on Bluesky and every Democratic politician should follow this advice or fucking resign.
thank you for asking! if I ran Chuck Schumer's account, I wouldn't say anything unless it contained one of the following:

1. details about how Chuck Schumer is helping
2. details about something the person reading the post could be doing
3. any other kind of helpful information at all
Not trolling you. What would you post if you were running his account?
January 23, 2026 at 2:05 AM
@repyvetteclarke.bsky.social then why did your DC office just tell me you had no position on the bill to increase their funding? Why are you even considering giving them more money? @bkindivisible.bsky.social
Any nation where masked government thugs steal children to use as bait to steal their parents is not a moral, decent, or forgivable nation.

Like the worst crimes in our history, sins on this scale do not fade away. They will haunt America forever, and for all time.
January 22, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Well now I’m convinced he has gold bars in his home
Eric Adams' new PR strategy: "You called me corrupt. Yet there are no gold bars, no payoffs, no stolen money, no cash in my home."

AS IF THE ONLY WAY YO BE CORRUPT IS TO HAVE GOLD BARS STASHED IN YOUR APARTMENT

x.com/ericadamsfor...
January 22, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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His name is Liam Ramos, and he is 5. He was abducted from Minneapolis and trafficked to a detention camp in Texas.
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 21, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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“Just to be clear, I don't -- I'm not reveling in another person's pain. If I wanted to do that, I would join ICE.”

youtu.be/uA8Oury0a80?...
Weekend Update: Tommy Brennan on Trump's ICE Deployments in Minnesota - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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Trump: We could do war.
Europe: We could.
Trump: We could win war.
Europe: I mean... Stalin "won" Stalingrad.
Trump: ...
Europe: ...
Macron: Don't you have some nonwhite countries to fuck with?
Trump: Can I at least have Iceland?
Europe: Dude, go home.
January 21, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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the call was coming from inside the house on participation trophies for millennials
are you fucking serious that our president is threatening to start a war with a longstanding ally because he didn't get a fucking trophy
January 19, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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I've harped on congressional war powers for a long time and we do need to fix all that, but threatening to invade Greenland while ranting at Norway about the Nobel Peace Prize and imposing trade sanctions on NATO is more the kind of thing you can only fix by not having a literally insane president.
January 19, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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hard not to notice that as trump's polls crater and gop gets crushed in election after election, news orgs are not racing around hiring progressive commenters and boasting about how they're reaching out to real americans by following the will of the volk.
January 18, 2026 at 5:58 AM
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i wrote about laughing at ICE and that one margaret atwood quote about men being afraid of women laughing at them
www.patreon.com/posts/148398...
January 16, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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Democrats are going to fund their own prosecutions.
January 16, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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First they came for our data, but I said nothing, because I am Chuck Schumer.

Then they came for our neighbors, but I said nothing, because I am Chuck Schumer.

Then they came for our cities, so I said something… about affordability & how Trump had a good idea last week… because I am Chuck Schumer.
January 16, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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Ghost plates / patch swapping / mission-specific identities = covert ops / secret police
Another vehicle opened. Back was full of license plates, gear, various fed patches.
January 15, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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ICE got run off and dropped loot like Diablo
ICE agents fled from the crowd and left behind their CONOPS battle plan for Minneapolis, including agent's names, hotel rooms, phone numbers, boxes of license plates, and tac radio frequencies.
January 15, 2026 at 8:31 AM
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In the last 4 days:

-- Elise Slotkin says she's being criminally investigated by DOJ
-- ICE illegally goes "door to door" in Minneapolis
-- FBI raids the home of a WP journalist
-- DHS illegally arrests, detains 100+ Somalians with legal refugee status
January 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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The people of MN give me far more hope than the largely feckless “opposition” leaders of our country or the deeply compromised and ineffectual media both-sidesing white nationalist totalitarianism.
Also this quote makes me want to run through a wall
January 14, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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Great advice for the present moment too.
this is cold as fuck
January 14, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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ICE may be shooting people in the face, sending people to concentration camps, and illegally occupying our cities but, apparently, the Democrats think saying, "abolish ICE" is "emotional" and politically "lethal."
January 13, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I refuse to stay silent while Secretary Noem breaks the rule of law and terrorizes our communities. I am introducing Articles of Impeachment against her for violating the public trust, obstructing Congress, and self-dealing. Read my full statement: robinkelly.house.gov/media-center...
Rep. Kelly announces plans to impeach Secretary Kristi Noem
WASHINGTON – Today, U.S. Rep. Robin Kelly (IL-02) announced plans to impeach Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem following the fatal shooting by an ICE officer in Minneapolis.
robinkelly.house.gov
January 13, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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The resistance libs were women (or were imagined as women) and so it became a liability to be seen to take them seriously, and a mark of status to treat them with contempt.
January 12, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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This whole corrupt regime has been a case study in just how broken the American system is. On the one hand, power really is distributed widely enough and popularly enough that he can’t really manage to consolidate power; on the other hand, power is also not concentrated enough to get rid of him.
Between the popular backlash to ICE brutality and Jerome Powell‘s statement, we are getting more and more signs that Trump is failing to consolidate an authoritarian regime
January 12, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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For the record, we saw this shit early in romance, too. There’s a reason @devinharnois.bsky.social had to make a button saying something like “M/M is for gay men, too.”
January 11, 2026 at 9:31 PM