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Cadbury Moose
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Alces alces chocolatus
Thanks to @cavyherd for the avatar.
Background image from IWM Duxford.
Tsundoku brown belt.
If you can ping the SecUnit it's way too late

No DMs please: I can't be bothered to set up a VPN to circumvent the Online Stupidity Act.
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November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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40 bucks in a week, even with pretty good sales, is simply untenable.

Never mind getting internet: I have had to spend my insurance money on living expenses and last month's bills are due.

Weekends are traditionally my best moment to catch up, but so far we're far from home.

DAY GOAL: 0/1000
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Investing at 1100 notes
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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YOU SEE THIS CLEARING WE’RE SITTING IN? SOMEONE CLEARED THIS LAND FOR AGRICULTURE A WHILE AGO. ITS ONGOING USE FOR FOOD PRODUCTION EACH YEAR HAS A CARBON COST, BECAUSE IF IT WASN’T PRODUCING FOOD, IT WOULD LOOK LIKE THOSE TREES OVER THERE, WHICH STORE MORE CARBON. THE FOREGONE SEQUESTRATION CAN BE
New version of Girl Yelling In Guy's Ear at Concert Dropped:
November 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Soft times make weak men. Weak men make hard times. Hard times make hard men. I am a hard man. I am manly, and hard, and powerful. Also, a man threw a sandwich at me and I smelled an onion and I want the full force of the law to be brought upon this person because of the sandwich he hit me with
November 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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I had so many of mine set to "hide" when it should be "off."
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 7, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Republicans yesterday 😂
November 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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There's an AI video of a coyote and a road runner going around, so here's a real one instead youtu.be/RGokoL-G1A4
Coyote Chases Roadrunner In Scene Straight Out Of Looney Tunes Cartoon
YouTube video by CBS Local News
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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An Antarctica story.

Once upon a time in Club 90 South, an inebriated apprentice from Wyoming revealed a family fact. One that, at other times, might be an amusing "degrees of separation" bon mot. However the key to wit and humor is not just timing, but reading the room.

He did not.
November 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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at point blank range the right subway sandwich could give a guy high blood pressure!
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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fun halloween idea: frighten your bank by sending unreasonable amounts of money to my paypal account
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Come to Bluesky where adults roam the site all day fact-checking jokes.
October 31, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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Young'un has completed this year's pumpkins 😎 #CraftSky
October 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Call them cunts and tell them they get nothing. Spit in their stupid faces. Put extra Asians in the Christmas adverts and explicitly say you're doing it to fuck them off. Tell them *no* for once Jesus actual Christ lads. Not "this is unworkable" or "this is expensive". Just no.
October 30, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Happy National Cat Day from
Little Tony
October 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Advice to live by.
October 29, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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You know when Terry Pratchett said 'It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works'? Yeah, he meant this.
October 28, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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My wife has discovered origami cats and now they all want to be fed.
October 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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"Osteoracism is not a real condition." – Eric J. Harvey
My favorite is always "there's not a racist bone in my body!"
Like, I don't care about your bones. I care about your words and actions!

Osteoracism is not a real condition.
The language that politicians always use to respond to allegations of racism, such as "I'm not racist in my heart," is always premised on the idea that there is a pure, stable interior self that can be abstracted from the way it acts in the world. We are all post-Enlightenment Protestants.
October 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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My favorite part of this is where he figures out how to block the telemetry and a few days later the vacuum gets "updated" with a command to stop working.
October 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM