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Matovilka
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It has come to my attention that when I say things, some of you take my words seriously and absorb the facts that I tell you. Do not do this. I don't know shit about fuck.
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I'm never leaving tumblr.
tOxIcItY iS a ChArAcTeR tYpE
this is fucking amazing
inneskeeper It is actually rare that I get shown stuff that could ACTUALLY be the spawning point of a new and proper named heresy within Holy Roman Catholicism. “Jesus actually survived the crucifixion” is legitimately one of the most terrifyingly viable heretical traditions you could start. It fulfills the exact ramifications for a popular and overwhelming heresy: It supports and glorifies Christ’s strength (so powerful he could not die in a meaningful way), encouraging different theological philosophies and understandings of the source material, and is COMPLETELY RUINOUS about the WHOLE POINT of Jesus as the Lamb of God. He is destined to die to take on the sins of all humanity forever so we can br forgiven. The death and the resurrection of Christ after his journey into Hell for three days is cosmologically as important as the Trinity. It is one of the pivotal foundations of the entirety of the religion. If Jesus didn’t die, he didn’t die for us. That changes a LOT of things. But it is at its root a heresy which is not anti-Christian and is instead just a completely irreconcilable veneration. I love this woman. I need to encourage her to be like this. tyrannosaurus-trainwreck Nov 15, 2022 Okay it’s been several hours and I’m still not even slightly over this. Like, Jesus said “I am the resurrection and the life, except the resurrection bit is metaphorical, because I’m too swole to actually die.” “For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, but not really, for he made his only begotten son super fucking butch. Like, obviously way too butch to actually succumb to a little crucifying.” “Pilate was surprised to hear that he was already dead. Summoning the centurion, he asked him if Jesus had already died. The centurion said to him, ‘Jesus is too shredded to kill, he’s like the Terminator, nothing can take him out.’ Pilate sent Joseph away with nothing, for Jesus was indestructible.” “The angel said to the women, “Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified but absolutely did not die. He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. Come and see the place where he was just taking a little nap. Then go quickly and tell his disciples: ‘He never died, you all really jumped the gun this time.’” “The Son of Man is going to be betrayed into the hands of men, but it would take an atomic bomb to kill him, he’ll be fine.”
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Erotic Roman coins used as tokens for entrance in Roman brothels.
I'm thinking to post this to my Facebook, but I'm pretty certain I'd get jailed if not outright nuked for it.
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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I was so invested in reading this...
frankingsteinery Oct 6, 2023 AITA for not telling my fiancé I know he’s queer? I 20s (F) have a 20s (M) fiancé, V, and he’s been talking about this terrible secret he cannot tell me and he keeps almost starting to come out and then backing out. The issue is V and I were raised together by his parents, and my surrogate 40s (M) father and (now deceased) surrogate mother arranged for our marriage back when we were both children. They thought it was the best for us and at the time we were too young to realize the implications and had no reason to reject to the match. When we were teenagers our mother was on her deathbed and she told us again that she wished for us to marry, and of course we both agreed. However, V is also best friends with a 20s (M) guy called H, and they were nearly inseparable as boys and teens. They also went to university together and shared an apartment but V had to come home due to family reasons. Lately he’s been going out all day and coming home at night hours later. He insists that he’s fine and that we all leave him alone and not worry for him, but I think he and H have been sneaking around. He even delayed our wedding day by arranging a trip to go to England alone with H. It’s exhausting for all of us and I think I should just tell V I know and support him and that we can call off the marriage, but I’m not sure that’s the best course of action? I’m completely fine with not marrying him - he always felt more like a brother to me anyway - but I worry it might come off wrong. The worst part is he’s really beating himself up about it. He’s so guilty it’s beginning to take a toll on his health. I don’t care if he has a boyfriend I just want him to be happy. EDIT: nvm he built an 8ft creature in his dorm
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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offwegointothewildblueyonder Nov 2 when a child goes to Build-A-Bear and constructs a teddy from the parts available no one bats an eye, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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a.k.a. my wife
existennialmemes Nov 22, 2023 Me: [sobbing hysterically] BABE!! Come here NOW!! You don't understand! It's the CAT. The Cat!! He's sleeping!!! Somewhere that he does not usually sleep!!! HURRY, you're missing it!!! existennialmemes Nov 22, 2023 Stop the Presses and please look at the 1600 nearly identical photos I took!!
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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I said it before (and it started a fight) and I will say it again (and it will start a fight)
November 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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When we allow a small number of companies to dominate our digital lives, their choices about who is allowed to speak take on outsized importance. Their bad choices affect millions or even billions of users.
Pluralistic: 21 Jun 2022 – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow
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November 28, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild

čagalj (Canis aureus)
woodpecker
pheasant
some sort of deer
badger
daverobinson3.bsky.social Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 3h
introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild

moose
gray whale
leopard
howler monkey
Democrat--lawyer--climate change denier
(wildest one of all)
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introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild

rabbit
turkey
deer
alligator
ICE agents
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Introduce yourself with 4 concerts you've seen

Fiju Briju 3
R101
Prodigy
Massive Attack
highcuriosity.bsky.social Dea @highcuriosity.bsky.social · 16h
Introduce yourself with 4 concerts you've seen

Dađi Freyr
Hozier
Porcupine tree
Bruno Mars
lovry.bsky.social Lovry 🍉 @lovry.bsky.social · 19h
Introduce yourself with 4 concerts you've seen.

Ibrica Jusić i pas
R.E.M.
Swans
Jack White
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Jaooo <3
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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Jučer sam umjesto djed mraz rekla djed broz eto samo da znate, freudian slip was freudian
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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#antifa
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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The Death & Resurrection Show
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November 28, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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help I've fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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Rina Sawayama - STFU!
YouTube video by RinaSawayamaVEVO
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November 28, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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Wasp fact: In Victorian Ireland, a cup of wasp-infused soup was proscribed as an antidote to envy and bitterness, by people who did not like you.
matovilka.bsky.social Matovilka @matovilka.bsky.social · 5h
Dream Tea
Real bone China teacup and saucer, antique silver spoon. Wasps sealed in acrylic resin.
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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Dream Tea
Real bone China teacup and saucer, antique silver spoon. Wasps sealed in acrylic resin.
November 28, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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Po šumi, širom, bez staze, puta
Ježurka Ježić povazdan luta.
Lovom se bavi često ga vide,
s trista kopalja na juriš ide.
a hedgehog is walking through a field of grass .
ALT: a hedgehog is walking through a field of grass .
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November 28, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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