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Matovilka
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It has come to my attention that when I say things, some of you take my words seriously and absorb the facts that I tell you. Do not do this. I don't know shit about fuck.
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December 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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For Americans and others who don't have washing machines in their homes, but use communal.
December 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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I'll bet the lemon stealing whore created this recipe
December 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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evilwizard Reblogged bungerc0re 2h transgenderization Oct 20 irememberrr one time they were discussing suicide and suicide prevention at my secondary school and they were like. forced sad quiet voice 'what are measures we can take to prevent suicides etcetc' and chose me to answer for some reason and 14yr old roxy was like. ? just kill the person whos making you want to commit suicide? are you dumb? its someones fault right. you're going to die anyway right what is there to lose?. and youknow they didnt like that answer at all #the thing is that you’re not WRONG per se
December 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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nietzsche: god is dead god: no i'm not nietzsche: sometimes i can still hear his voice
December 7, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Friendly reminder that ♫ he had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame. ♫ if you’d have been there. ♫ if you’d have seen it. ♫ i betcha you would have done the same. ♫
December 7, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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spider: *comes into my room* me: I understand. You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. So you didn't need a friend like me. Now you come and say "Don Corleone, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me "Godfather." You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder - for money.
December 7, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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I think that it is important that everyone be aware that if your phone gets notable water damage, you cannot put it in a container of rice to fix it. Although rice does absorb water, it simply doesn’t have enough surface contact to be significantly effective. Instead, if you should find your phone worryingly wet, get some dried flowers. If your phone is an android, it is best to use flowers from your childhood home. If you have an iPhone, I find that the flowers you associate with your first partner work best. If your phone is a different OS / not a smart phone, use the first herb you can locate in your kitchen. Take the phone and the flowers to the nearest body of water - be it a lake, swimming pool, river, pond, or puddle - and burn the flowers, whispering a secret into the smoke. This will summon the bees. If they deem your offering worthy, they will open your phone and drink all the internal liquid with their versatile proboscis and cleansing presence, restoring your phone to its former state.
December 7, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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(SPONSORED POST) Maybe lice aren't as bad as we think.
December 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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#disappointed
December 7, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Well organized concert.
December 7, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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British Sirens warning of an impending Luftwaffe raid during the blitz, circa 1941
December 7, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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I love posting things that absolutely nobody asked for.
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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You will be okay. You have no choice. #OminousPositivity
December 7, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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I'm not alone cause Bluesky is on.
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 AM