Witch Cabell, PhD
@cabell.bsky.social
Pink-haired professional bisexual witch. Contingent sociologist & bath bomb artist—order at witchqueen.net! She/her. “Cabell” rhymes with “Scrabble.”
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Witch Cabell, PhD
@cabell.bsky.social
· Jul 29
It has been _2_ days since our last Glitter Incident
This is EXACTLY how I feel about Dr. Evermor & his sculpture park on Hwy 12
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This is EXACTLY how I feel about Dr. Evermor & his sculpture park on Hwy 12
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Having a snowstorm on small biz Saturday is really gonna fuck our holiday szn, please consider buying a book for a gift (ppl in the USA) to help keep this queer little bookstore scooting along.
we are supposed to get 1 trillion inches of snow this wknd -- please enjoy a 15% off coupon code STAYCOZY at roomofonesown.com to encourage you to stay home and browse our website (and brand new holiday cat-alogggg) from the comfort and safety of home! roomofonesown.com/catalog/2025...
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Having a snowstorm on small biz Saturday is really gonna fuck our holiday szn, please consider buying a book for a gift (ppl in the USA) to help keep this queer little bookstore scooting along.
Welp, unfortunately it’s AI slop. Fake fans say what? 😡
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Welp, unfortunately it’s AI slop. Fake fans say what? 😡
Today I added pomegranate liqueur to my cranberry sauce and I think this may be the perfect finishing touch to the recipe.
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Today I added pomegranate liqueur to my cranberry sauce and I think this may be the perfect finishing touch to the recipe.
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fuck you
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
fuck you
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
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#StarTrekTNG "Considerations"
A starship missing for two years reappears and warns Picard that the Enterprise is next. Worf worries Alexander is a Fek'lhr worshipper when he’s caught playing Wutlh pa' & Dragons late at night. Transporter chief: Tina Turner.
A starship missing for two years reappears and warns Picard that the Enterprise is next. Worf worries Alexander is a Fek'lhr worshipper when he’s caught playing Wutlh pa' & Dragons late at night. Transporter chief: Tina Turner.
![A partial clipping from an old TV Guide reads as follows:
forces Michael and KITT to go undercover as street racers to infiltrate an elite mercenary group tied to several high profile heists.
7 PM channel 13 STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION(CC)—Science Fiction; 60 min.
A starship missing for two years reappears and warns Picard that the Enterprise is next. Worf worries Alexander is a Fek'lhr worshipper when he’s caught playing Wutlh pa' & Dragons late at night. Transporter chief: Tina Turner.
[SCI] MOVIE(CC)—Action; 2 hrs.
“It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad Max.” Buddy Hack-](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yulpnkidj3dkdip5ma3c3ssn/bafkreicxxx67xco5j7jvoqg7iqjytovg36xazr3dzlvtprmwqim2smkpbe@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
#StarTrekTNG "Considerations"
A starship missing for two years reappears and warns Picard that the Enterprise is next. Worf worries Alexander is a Fek'lhr worshipper when he’s caught playing Wutlh pa' & Dragons late at night. Transporter chief: Tina Turner.
A starship missing for two years reappears and warns Picard that the Enterprise is next. Worf worries Alexander is a Fek'lhr worshipper when he’s caught playing Wutlh pa' & Dragons late at night. Transporter chief: Tina Turner.
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I contain multitudes
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I contain multitudes
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
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I’m gender fluid in the sense that I have boy pussy and girl autism
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’m gender fluid in the sense that I have boy pussy and girl autism
Well it’s definitely an improvement!
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Well it’s definitely an improvement!
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this SLEW me www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr2kytwW/
The target audience for this video is five people but I hope those people enjoy it. #arloguthrie #70smusic #folksinger #wreckoftheedmundfitzgerald #edmundfitzgerald
TikTok video by The Hey Man
www.tiktok.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
this SLEW me www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr2kytwW/
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My washing machine sings a little song when it is done with a load. Maybe it's time to consider whether my washing machine is your mom.
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My washing machine sings a little song when it is done with a load. Maybe it's time to consider whether my washing machine is your mom.
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
Okay, so I think this was posted EXACTLY as my topics class on “doing gender” was trying to tease out what exactly people mean by references to “work spouses” this afternoon 😂
who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Okay, so I think this was posted EXACTLY as my topics class on “doing gender” was trying to tease out what exactly people mean by references to “work spouses” this afternoon 😂
Made a new batch of Sparkle Surprise soaps with embedded MLP figurines—if you’re in the Madison area, I’ll have them this Sunday (11/30) at the Dark Holiday Bazaar at the Crucible from 1-5pm!
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Made a new batch of Sparkle Surprise soaps with embedded MLP figurines—if you’re in the Madison area, I’ll have them this Sunday (11/30) at the Dark Holiday Bazaar at the Crucible from 1-5pm!
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Charlie Brown, I have done thy mother.
what’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet
so Charlie Brown would, were he not Charlie Brown call’d, retain that dear perfection which he owes without that title
so Charlie Brown would, were he not Charlie Brown call’d, retain that dear perfection which he owes without that title
Squint into the grandeur, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Charlie Brown, I have done thy mother.
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Make a spreadsheet. List cooking times (and resting for protein), device (oven, crock pot, stove top, smoker, grill, etc) and temperatures. Work backwards from when dinner is ready. Project manage this fucker.
most people just aren’t going to magically know how to juggle all those dishes just because it’s a holiday. there’s no shame in doing a couple of things really well
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Make a spreadsheet. List cooking times (and resting for protein), device (oven, crock pot, stove top, smoker, grill, etc) and temperatures. Work backwards from when dinner is ready. Project manage this fucker.
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Somewhere Ezra Klein is saying Democrats need to run a couple anti-vaxxers in strategic states.
Anti-vaccine sentiment is now a load-bearing plank in the Republican platform.
Democrats haven’t budged on the need for school vaccine requirements since 2019—86% agree with them then and now.
Republicans have consumed so much disinformation that their support has declined from 79% to 52%.
Democrats haven’t budged on the need for school vaccine requirements since 2019—86% agree with them then and now.
Republicans have consumed so much disinformation that their support has declined from 79% to 52%.
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Somewhere Ezra Klein is saying Democrats need to run a couple anti-vaxxers in strategic states.
Today’s fun fact/subskeet: Internalized biphobia is still biphobia 🙄
November 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Today’s fun fact/subskeet: Internalized biphobia is still biphobia 🙄
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Make MTG mean Magic: The Gathering again
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Make MTG mean Magic: The Gathering again
God it’s about time for some good news
"Evaluation of nearly 20,000 photos found "a clear reduction in snout length" in urban raccoons compared to their rural cousins - a physical shift consistent with the early stages of domestication seen in cats and dogs. 🦝
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Cuter and closer: Raccoons may be on their way to becoming America's next pet
The rubbish raiders are showing reductions in snout length, a sign of early domestication, researchers say.
www.bbc.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
God it’s about time for some good news
I have to admit, while I am largely a witch of the Pratchett tradition, LeGuin’s emphasis on the power of True Names absolutely stuck with me
Whenever this is mentioned, it is obligatory to post xkcd 2381, in which @gretchenmcc.bsky.social shares forbidden linguistic knowledge with the masses.
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I have to admit, while I am largely a witch of the Pratchett tradition, LeGuin’s emphasis on the power of True Names absolutely stuck with me
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8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
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I hate having emotions about reality; I’d much rather have them about Sanctuary Moon.
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I hate having emotions about reality; I’d much rather have them about Sanctuary Moon.
Laughed at this, Spouse asked what was funny, I asked if he knows who AP is, he guessed… currently appointed to head the Justice Department (otherwise known as the Attorney General)
😮😂
…
🤨😳
…So basically if that happens, sorry that we gave the Darkest Timeline/Matrix the idea, I guess
😮😂
…
🤨😳
…So basically if that happens, sorry that we gave the Darkest Timeline/Matrix the idea, I guess
I think Elon Musk should hook up with Amanda Palmer
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Laughed at this, Spouse asked what was funny, I asked if he knows who AP is, he guessed… currently appointed to head the Justice Department (otherwise known as the Attorney General)
😮😂
…
🤨😳
…So basically if that happens, sorry that we gave the Darkest Timeline/Matrix the idea, I guess
😮😂
…
🤨😳
…So basically if that happens, sorry that we gave the Darkest Timeline/Matrix the idea, I guess
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Jaimie Veale, the founding president of PATHA and Director of the Trans Health Research Lab at Waikato has written an excellent op-ed for the Conversation: "The government has placed a burden of proof on puberty blockers that we do not place on other paediatric care."
Puberty blockers: why politicians overriding doctors sets a dangerous precedent
The government’s ban on puberty blockers undermines clinical expertise and targets trans youth with a policy that lacks evidence, consistency and fairness.
theconversation.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Jaimie Veale, the founding president of PATHA and Director of the Trans Health Research Lab at Waikato has written an excellent op-ed for the Conversation: "The government has placed a burden of proof on puberty blockers that we do not place on other paediatric care."