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Witch Cabell, PhD
@cabell.bsky.social
Pink-haired professional bisexual witch. Contingent sociologist & bath bomb artist—order at witchqueen.net! She/her. “Cabell” rhymes with “Scrabble.”
Yeah, giant ego + massive insecurity screams Scorpio to me 🙄😂
November 30, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Yep! We’ve got some cute photos of me and Don and baby AJ there, too.
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Oh good! I love it so much, I was really sad thinking it might have closed for good.
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I’m not sure if it’s open again, tho, since he died. 😢
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Oh yeah.
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
…well, that fucking sucks. Ugh.
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Oh yes, she IS amazing. I’ve been listening to her for a couple of years 😄
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I also use brandy and Cointreau. It’s a high proof dish 😂
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Most of the people I’ve known who believed this would be OUTRAGED at the suggestion, because they don’t even consider Catholics to “count” as Christians.
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Yes, but not from Missouri Evangelicals.
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I mean I’m cis and I fully cannot imagine having this interaction with my mother, AND I’m so glad that you did! 💖
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Oh man, and I love a Biblically accurate angel. 😄
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I also have to say the messy bitch in me LIVES for interdenominational conflict—I was just explaining Missouri Synod Lutherans to someone this morning—so now I REALLY wish I’d ever thought to ask some of the “mainstream” Evangelical Protestants specifically what points of JW belief they objected to!
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
EXACTLY. The whole idea of Satan as essentially equivalent in power to God, which has basically never been “official” doctrine in Christianity, but is super common in folk belief and practice, along with frequent ideas about the material world as inherently evil and/or illusory in some way.
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I grew up in the Bible Belt in an agnostic family, leading to a religious studies BA—I always found Evangelical folk theology re: Satan FASCINATING as a lot of it is basically indistinguishable from 4th c. Gnostic heresy. And I knew some JWs but not about the Hell thing—I guess it never came up? 😂
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM