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fred's slaxx
@brenfdan.bsky.social
· Dec 19
The ice cream truck is an agent of chaos
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Something really cool should happen
July 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Something really cool should happen
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She makes me want to be a better business bureau.
May 31, 2025 at 12:18 PM
She makes me want to be a better business bureau.
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VETERINARIAN: This is the hardest part of my job. You've given Clifford a long and happy life, and I know he loves you very much. It'll all be over soon. *loads rocket launcher*
May 4, 2023 at 4:42 PM
VETERINARIAN: This is the hardest part of my job. You've given Clifford a long and happy life, and I know he loves you very much. It'll all be over soon. *loads rocket launcher*
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Who up fighting they gorillas?
May 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Who up fighting they gorillas?
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a bidet with a windshield wiper feature
April 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
a bidet with a windshield wiper feature
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at confession reading my bangers to the priest asking if god thinks this is funny
March 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
at confession reading my bangers to the priest asking if god thinks this is funny
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I recommend being wrong once in a while. It's very good for the worst parts of your ego
March 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I recommend being wrong once in a while. It's very good for the worst parts of your ego
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one great mystery of our age is how the only way to motivate rich people to work is to give them loads of money for no reason but the only way to motivate poor people to work is to take away loads of their money for no reason
March 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
one great mystery of our age is how the only way to motivate rich people to work is to give them loads of money for no reason but the only way to motivate poor people to work is to take away loads of their money for no reason
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They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
March 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
Tinker, Tailor, Soulja Boy
March 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Tinker, Tailor, Soulja Boy
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It’s true what they say, SILICA GEL “DO NOT EAT”
March 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
It’s true what they say, SILICA GEL “DO NOT EAT”
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I don’t know if you’re prepared for the absurd tonal rollercoaster of this NBC network schedule promo from 1982…
March 2, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I don’t know if you’re prepared for the absurd tonal rollercoaster of this NBC network schedule promo from 1982…
I wasn't born yesterday. I was born last week.
March 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I wasn't born yesterday. I was born last week.
Ope, I'm walkin' heeere!
March 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Ope, I'm walkin' heeere!
According to sources, I'm on one
March 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
According to sources, I'm on one
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If you’re in line to scream into the abyss, stay in line!
February 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
If you’re in line to scream into the abyss, stay in line!
Please tell me I'm not the only one who comes up with a fake reason for why I can't buy the free sample item at Costco.
March 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Please tell me I'm not the only one who comes up with a fake reason for why I can't buy the free sample item at Costco.
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I finally got a Costco membership again. My impulse control is lacking and my money is in danger. I have so much tortellini.
February 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I finally got a Costco membership again. My impulse control is lacking and my money is in danger. I have so much tortellini.
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I love boneless wings :3
February 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I love boneless wings :3
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Jogging with the devil
February 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Jogging with the devil
First goes, your honor
February 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
First goes, your honor
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i’ve been listening to the grateful dead since i was kid mainly because i want to hear how this song ends
February 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
i’ve been listening to the grateful dead since i was kid mainly because i want to hear how this song ends