Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean 🦃 🥧
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College hoops bracketology for SB Nation. “Mid” adult. Chicago. Extremely neurotic. Unable to shut up. Doesn’t stick to sports. He/him
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Same look I get within the first 60 minutes of a first date
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The basketball in the Players Era has been very entertaining but even that is not nearly as funny as watching college basketball reporters trying to figure out who is playing who tomorrow. Amazing work all around.
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
The basketball in the Players Era has been very entertaining but even that is not nearly as funny as watching college basketball reporters trying to figure out who is playing who tomorrow. Amazing work all around.
Like a date?
According to anxiety, you need to hurry up and get ready for something that will never happen.
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Like a date?
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According to anxiety, you need to hurry up and get ready for something that will never happen.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
According to anxiety, you need to hurry up and get ready for something that will never happen.
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Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
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My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀
Iowa-Ole Miss is a real “Wait. How have these teams never played in a bowl?”- ass matchup.
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Iowa-Ole Miss is a real “Wait. How have these teams never played in a bowl?”- ass matchup.
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It's giving Tim Brando
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
It's giving Tim Brando
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November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Moe’s Tavern …
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Moe’s Tavern …
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Arizona State going full "never trust Arizona State" here
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Arizona State going full "never trust Arizona State" here
Thanks!
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Thanks!
Washington State-Arizona State followed by UCLA-Cal with the doubleheader being non-conference games with the teams representing FOUR different conferences sucks eggs.
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Washington State-Arizona State followed by UCLA-Cal with the doubleheader being non-conference games with the teams representing FOUR different conferences sucks eggs.
Maybe one of you will be fortunate enough to reply to me after Bella and I return from a walk. 🤔
Please don't let me forget that I have a Pumpkin Cheesecake concrete in my freezer.
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Maybe one of you will be fortunate enough to reply to me after Bella and I return from a walk. 🤔
Still going …
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Still going …
Please don't let me forget that I have a Pumpkin Cheesecake concrete in my freezer.
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Please don't let me forget that I have a Pumpkin Cheesecake concrete in my freezer.
It's easier to love someone else
Than it is to be kind to yourself
What's harder then is to let someone in
You loved me when I couldn't love myself
Than it is to be kind to yourself
What's harder then is to let someone in
You loved me when I couldn't love myself
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
It's easier to love someone else
Than it is to be kind to yourself
What's harder then is to let someone in
You loved me when I couldn't love myself
Than it is to be kind to yourself
What's harder then is to let someone in
You loved me when I couldn't love myself
This basketball game is kind of enjoyable without this set of commentators.
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
This basketball game is kind of enjoyable without this set of commentators.
I don’t think it’s the first time I’ve listened to this song while high, but it feels like it.
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I don’t think it’s the first time I’ve listened to this song while high, but it feels like it.
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guys, the Fullcast's resident ER doc kindly requests you use the goddamn hand guard
Holly please remind people to use the goddamm hand guard
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
guys, the Fullcast's resident ER doc kindly requests you use the goddamn hand guard
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
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Bobby Hurley has resting “I can’t believe I still have this job” face
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Bobby Hurley has resting “I can’t believe I still have this job” face
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What an excellent game between Houston and Tennessee.
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
What an excellent game between Houston and Tennessee.
This review has gone too far into the length of the SportsCenter theme extended remix.
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
This review has gone too far into the length of the SportsCenter theme extended remix.
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Me whenever someone asks me why I don’t want to hang out
The structure of the capitalist-imperialist world system
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Me whenever someone asks me why I don’t want to hang out