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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · Jul 3
Tyler Olander has more national championships than Jim Boeheim.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 3h
Wait until you learn about the different colors of bell peppers
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 5h
That’s right Bill C
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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 5h
WEEK 8 SP+ PICKS

ND 33, USC 30
Dawgs 27, Rebs 26
Bama 29, Vols 27
Canes 32, Cards 24
Vandy 26.1, LSU 25.7!
Utah 24.4, BYU 24.0 😳
The books are DISRESPECTING UCONN

Goodness, that's a lot of close games.

(Just ignore that UCLA-Terps projection, lol.)

Full list: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 18h
Just two Big East teams in the Top 40, which is…. grim
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 19h
KenPom has UConn at 5, and favored in every single game on its schedule, with a projected record of 25-6 (16-4). Projected to win the Big East by two games. Good spreadsheet.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 19h
KenPom has UConn at 5, and favored in every single game on its schedule, with a projected record of 25-6 (16-4). Projected to win the Big East by two games. Good spreadsheet.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 1d
Fully aware this may be a “guy from New England doesn’t understand COLLEGE FOOTBALL” moment
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 1d
I am watching the 4k feed which shows an in-stadium cam instead of commercials and this is honestly way too chaotic for just a change of possession break
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 1d
Ball don’t lie
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 1d
If you pay [exact amount of @treblaw.bsky.social’s mortgage] you’ll agree specifically not to talk about that person’s favorite team
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 1d
I have a complaint but it’s that I’d like you to make an even more expensive tier with no perks so we can see how many Michigan fans compete with each other to sign up for it harder
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 1d
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 1d
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 1d
It is time for us as a nation to ask: was Oregon even really that good?
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 2d
“Babe it’s 1 am why aren’t you in bed the children are going to wake up so early tomorrow”
“Sorry hun, me and the 157 most brain damaged friends I’ve met online are watching two baseball teams we don’t care that much about and the bits have gone on so long we can’t turn back now”
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 2d
15 innings of baseball is simply too much. Maybe they should consider a rule change. Like an automatic runner on second? Just spitballing.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 2d
I was too happy I was watching a new Shane Black movie to mind the horse galloping over the car
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 2d
Did you not find the 7 train plowing through a Brooklyn neighborhood believable????
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 2d
I strongly suspect that any person who will have a reaction to the phrase “Shane Black movie” will know in their bones the movie rocks and will not need a recommendation to seek it out, which is why I feel comfortable declaring 37 minutes in that the movie rocks and you should watch it
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 2d
10 minutes in and we’re at Christmas-time we’re back baby
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 2d
Me when you tell me a new Shane Black movie just got released
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 3d
It gives me no joy to report this.

Wait.

That’s not right.

It gives me incredible joy to report this.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 3d
Yes he is his son. Yes it is his first year with the Eagles. 🤔🤔🤔
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 3d
Given the region, that narrowly trails “too few”. You’re on notice Monty.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 3d
Yes he is his son
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 3d
Given the region, that narrowly trails “too few”. You’re on notice Monty.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 3d
Another satisfied customer.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 3d
Let this be a warning to all who would dare to challenge Bo Nix. Only misery lies in his wake
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