IDtheMIKE aka Spooky Varian Skye
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Here for the CFB. All of it. Just waterboard me with Jimbo Fisher losing games with an insane roster, Oregon calling plays with memes, and Boston College still not being in Boston.
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Slowly Deflating Hot Air Balloon Lookin' Ass Head
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Only 79 yr old in history to have ear cartilage grow back.
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"Demands to be seen on the largest screen possible."

Uh, that's just a neutral comment.
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The 2nd one has plenty of nostalgia for the first, so I really liked that.
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I liked the 2nd TRON a lot and obviously loved original TRON, so I'm really bummed to not even be interested in seeing 3rd TRON.
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"Yes. Here's my government ID and here's my list of particular kinks."
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It's really been 2 months, and my wife says most of the time kid talk is avoided because there are plenty of coworkers who don't have kids.
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It's a huge org and the coworkers and hiring committee would have never seen it, so no real opportunities to connect dots there
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Ah. Ok. I thought they were making fun of all the arugula I eat.
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She apparently called the dog her son during the interview process.
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It gets weird when she's been telling stories whenever the other coworkers talk about their human children.
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Can still beat an enemy to death with a gold bar.
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Someone is so excited for Tuesday Night CFB.
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picked up fresh ingredients on my way home, got in and began preparing my mirepoix, then started cooking down some lamb for a rich, decadent ragu, all while listening to a Parisian accordion record on vinyl while candles burn at dusk. setting a lovely scene to watch some trash television shortly
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Wife has a Gen Z coworker who calls her dog her son. Had everyone fooled for months. Until she showed everyone pictures of her "son's" birthday party from this weekend.
a man in a suit and tie is making a face
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a face
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Shame? In this economy?
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Bobby Walker, former vice chair of the New York State Young Republicans, has apparently deleted his Twitter account.

Politico’s story reported that Walker referred to rape as “epic,” used slurs, and participated in a thread about sending opponents to the gas chamber.
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HOLY SHIT WE HAVE TUESDAY NIGHT CFB

AND WEDNESDAY NIGHT CFB