Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean 🦃 🥧
@bracketdobber.net
College hoops bracketology for SB Nation. “Mid” adult. Chicago. Extremely neurotic. Unable to shut up. Doesn’t stick to sports. He/him
Pinned
Same look I get within the first 60 minutes of a first date
ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THESE MAKES?
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THESE MAKES?
BYU-Dayton has been a shot-making exhibition on ESPN. 77-73 Cougars with 1:36 to go.
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
BYU-Dayton has been a shot-making exhibition on ESPN. 77-73 Cougars with 1:36 to go.
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Reject modernity, return to there being Lots of Independents
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Reject modernity, return to there being Lots of Independents
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Arch has been good in the second half against his college rival, which is more than his uncle Peyton can claim
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Arch has been good in the second half against his college rival, which is more than his uncle Peyton can claim
Ruh-roh, Aggie
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Ruh-roh, Aggie
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Aggressively redirecting every research dollar to non-capitulating universities in 2029; aggressively fucking every comms company that bribed their way to merger approval
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Aggressively redirecting every research dollar to non-capitulating universities in 2029; aggressively fucking every comms company that bribed their way to merger approval
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Is Cocaine Having a Moment?
The powdered amphetamine seems to be enjoying a cultural cachet it hasn't had since the days of Mork & Mindy, early Aerosmith, and Lawrence Taylor's 1986 season.
The powdered amphetamine seems to be enjoying a cultural cachet it hasn't had since the days of Mork & Mindy, early Aerosmith, and Lawrence Taylor's 1986 season.
November 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Is Cocaine Having a Moment?
The powdered amphetamine seems to be enjoying a cultural cachet it hasn't had since the days of Mork & Mindy, early Aerosmith, and Lawrence Taylor's 1986 season.
The powdered amphetamine seems to be enjoying a cultural cachet it hasn't had since the days of Mork & Mindy, early Aerosmith, and Lawrence Taylor's 1986 season.
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Didn’t even know they let visitors into the cryonics lab.
Who is ready to see Disney On Ice?
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Didn’t even know they let visitors into the cryonics lab.
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I thought I was going to get a Slightly Guilty photo of Parish stealing cake and instead I got the Ultimate Guilty photo of Parish stealing cake.
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I thought I was going to get a Slightly Guilty photo of Parish stealing cake and instead I got the Ultimate Guilty photo of Parish stealing cake.
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100% the moment i lost it
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
100% the moment i lost it
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The Southern Sensation Booger McFarland won the Mid-South Louisiana Heavyweight Championship in 1962, defeating Firpo Zybysko in a cage match in Monroe
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The Southern Sensation Booger McFarland won the Mid-South Louisiana Heavyweight Championship in 1962, defeating Firpo Zybysko in a cage match in Monroe
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I am once again asking if @sickoscbb.bsky.social is seeing this shit
Pitt lost to Quinnipiac at home on a Sunday and beat an undefeated Big Ten team on a Friday.
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I am once again asking if @sickoscbb.bsky.social is seeing this shit
Going with this again … a little closer to bedtime tonight
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Going with this again … a little closer to bedtime tonight
(just back from a very quick walk/evasive maneuver against guy absolutely glued to his phone)
Bella: (staring at me from between her crate and coffee table)
Me: Couch! Let’s go! (motions toward her ramp)
Bella: (goes back in crate)
Bella: (staring at me from between her crate and coffee table)
Me: Couch! Let’s go! (motions toward her ramp)
Bella: (goes back in crate)
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
(just back from a very quick walk/evasive maneuver against guy absolutely glued to his phone)
Bella: (staring at me from between her crate and coffee table)
Me: Couch! Let’s go! (motions toward her ramp)
Bella: (goes back in crate)
Bella: (staring at me from between her crate and coffee table)
Me: Couch! Let’s go! (motions toward her ramp)
Bella: (goes back in crate)
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
incredible quote lol
SAME
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
SAME
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2 years in a row beating the Buckeyes on a last second 3 pointer
November 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
2 years in a row beating the Buckeyes on a last second 3 pointer
Oh no, I’m not playing this game again. They’re not delivered until I actually have a six-month supply of contacts in my bathroom.
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Oh no, I’m not playing this game again. They’re not delivered until I actually have a six-month supply of contacts in my bathroom.
Never seen this before!
I think they used a rafter square to determine the stone went over the line and out of play.
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Never seen this before!
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What if we kissed on
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
What if we kissed on
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aTm. Definitely not a cult.
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
aTm. Definitely not a cult.
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Tim Brando warning on fox for the territorial cup
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Tim Brando warning on fox for the territorial cup
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