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John FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE Keynes
@bnr-keynes.bsky.social
Your 9th favorite poster's 136th favorite poster. Lawyer, Jewish anti-zionist, policy analyst, activist, twin dad, lefty. "We should improve society somewhat." - Matt Bors
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are we all ready for four years of Stupid and Evil?

whos excited?
THE SISTER IS WEYOUNS DAUGHTER???
Christmas is officially upon us. Remember the reason for the season.
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
lol realpage wants to overturn the sherman act on 1a grounds
BREAKING: RealPage is suing New York, challenging a new state law that bans landlords from using algorithms to set rents.

RealPage claims that its software, which landlords have used to collude on rents, is protected by the First Amendment.
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
mfw vaccines *prevent* autism
NEW: A Harvard study found that the children of women who contracted COVID-19 while pregnant may be at an increased risk for autism and other neurodevelopmental diagnoses, raising new concerns about the CDC’s decision to stop recommending the vaccine to pregnant women.
Amid Confusing CDC Guidance About Vaccines, Study Highlights New Risk of COVID-19 During Pregnancy
A Harvard study found that the children of women who contracted COVID-19 while pregnant may be at an increased risk for autism and other diagnoses, raising new concerns about the CDC’s decision to stop recommending the vaccine to pregnant women.
www.propublica.org
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Guy who pronounces it "Chat jippity"
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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If everything is a top priority, then everything gets done quickly. That's basic management
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
lol what an asshole
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
i also love how the argument here is explicitly 'we have to keep investing in the nearly-useless, environment-destroying, brain-melting theftbox because if we dont, quarterly gdp growth will turn negative'
One explanation for economic populism in the US is the recurring cycle of bubbles and bailouts that happens without any democratic input
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
so FUCKING concerned you guys
In case anyone is wondering what kind of campaign Collins intends to run next year, now we know. No achievements, only hate:

Susan Collins backs referendum to overturn Maine’s protections for transgender students
www.bangordailynews.com/2025/11/24/p...
Susan Collins backs referendum to overturn Maine’s protections for transgender students
Collins' office said she signed onto the petition because she agrees with President Donald Trump’s interpretation of Title IX.
www.bangordailynews.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
small wins - feels like christmas HASNT come so insufferably early this year

its almost thanksgiving and i dont think ive seen a single plastic santa
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
my fantasy is that everybody who ever doubted or disagreed with me will be forced to serve me - decent folks without toxic power fantasies
my haters have become my waiters at the table of success. I'm receiving terrible service, they're spitting in everything.
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
millennials killed the floor! no wonder they cant buy a house - cnn
The fuck I will, CNN
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
ill be honest i dont want to know what carville did-said this time

fuck that guy
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
lol
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
apparently were doing mental gymnastics this morning to JUSTIFY DROPPING NUCLEAR BOMBS ON CIVILIANS

jesus christ war dorks are fucking terrifying sometimes
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
community fridges rip we have one in our neighborhood

whenever we have a bit of extra cash and we do a costco run we stock that sucker up

no friction, just supporting other folks who need help

giving food away is a good and cool thing to do!
Someone bought a bunch of the turkeys and hams at our local grocery in town and told the manager to make them available for free to folks that need them. There’s a whole freezer case with a sign on it that just says “If you need one take one, if you don’t then leave it for someone else.”
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
it really isnt that hard to take a typical turkey and make it delicious

really all you gotta do is season it and not overcook it

but *pasture* turkeys in the last several years ive found to be permadeath hell mode

one shot per year at whats just this side of a wild game bird
my dad makes excellent turkey and taught me how to make excellent turkey, and my mother in law also makes excellent turkey, so I really do agree that this is a Skill Issue

I’ve blown a few turkey-hating minds with the Chinese-style Woks of Life turkey recipe with five spice and a honey glaze
I’ve won many bets by people who said that they hate turkey by serving them a brined spatchcocked turkey that’s cooked right.
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
doing an onion brine with sumac and lemon this year

i WILL get one of these little pastured bastards tender if its the last thing i do
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
to borrow a phrase, ice must be abolished
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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In fact, as I discuss in ON REPENTANCE AND REPAIR, it's a *feature*, not a bug of white supremacy.

White Northern pastors started preaching Jesus' "unconditional" forgiveness* re: the South just as their supremacy was at risk. For them, white unity > accountability, Black equality.

*see next skeet
Reconciliation without reparation is one of supremacy's greatest sabotages of the act of repair. Whenever abuse is exposed, it offers free exoneration to the abuser at the expense of the abused, and calls it redemption. It's the traditional and popular response to abuse in our supremacist society.
Leaders of a Minnesota church community didn’t report a parishioner they knew had sexually abused girls for year.

They told his victims that once sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never speak of them again.

Truly chilling, from @jlussenhop.bsky.social & Andy Mannix
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
actually john harvey oswald killed the dead kennedys in the library with the candlestick
Actually, Lee Harvey Oswald was killed by JFK, acting alone.
JFK was killed by Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone.
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Every technology problem is three social problems in a trench coat
ok one last post -- oldheads are always going to "why is the web dying.... how can we get the kids invested in the free and open web"

bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
well this is worse than the last bit

and thats saying something
"When I’m trying to make arguments in favor for Israel, I realize I’m talking through a wall of dead children”

Rather than banning cell phones to avoid this wouldn't a better solution be to stop making walls of dead children?
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
find you a man etc etc
Like a proud grandpa.
November 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM