looking forward to waking up in five ish weeks when it will be january 1, 2014

boromir is pete buttigieg

we need a fellowship of aragorn (progressives), gimli (organized labor), legolas (insufferable kids who read too much theory), frodo (reisitance libs), sam (normies wio hate ice), merry and pippin (stoners), and gandalf (those boomer lawyers from that nlg video who remind us all to shut the fuck up)

cum town 2

this time, its political

all the years i lived in dc no i never did

i do live in the bronx tho and theres stairs a lot like that all over

we got the joker steps (shitty movie, fair-to-decent stairs)

funny you say that this ones the origin of the stairs

'they/them is the we that was us, and you and i are everybody else'

holy shit another one of these

today is 'harry truman is great fuck them kids' day i guess

that thing of a word ('presumptively') meaning something precise and techical to a lawyer but squishy and colloquial to a layperson

harry truman discourse

because apparently we need to stop the harry truman slander, who was just an innocent ickle baby that got bullied by mean old dougie into using a big scary bomb but hes sowwwyyy

they didnt surrender *until they got assurances that hirohito would stay emperor* and washington already knew it

THAT was the thing, not the nukes, not even the soviets, the japanese didnt give a shit because ahem theyd already given up

the nukes were a message to moscow, not tokyo