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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
lowest stakes form of celebrity isnt niche social media influencer, its team lead at a major consumer electronics company. if you play your cards right and wear silly glasses, dozens of tech reporters will dutifully go "Dieter spotted!" every year when you present the phone's new Fungo Mode on stage
May 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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tomwalker.bsky.social
you know so many stupid fish are trying to nibble on an F-18 right now and getting absolutely bupkis out of it. but if just one of them figures out how to fly that thing we're fucked
May 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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bobbylewis.bsky.social
“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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shaunvids.bsky.social
chatgpt is exactly as close to consciousness or experiencing emotions as a calculator, & it will never get any closer
nytimes.com The New York Times @nytimes.com · Apr 24
“Can ChatGPT experience joy or suffering? Does Gemini deserve human rights?” our tech columnist asks. “Many A.I. experts I know would say no, not yet, not even close. But I was intrigued.”
Should We Start Taking the Welfare of A.I. Seriously?
As artificial intelligence systems become smarter, one A.I. company is trying to figure out what to do if they become conscious.
www.nytimes.com
April 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
i understand why people like them and know my opinion here is silly and elitist but when i see someone using one of those pop keyboards i think to myself... you're not a Serious Typer. you're not about that key stroking life
a colorful pop keyboard, a perfectly fine and functional typing input device that i hate because i despise fun and whimsy
April 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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lukeoneil47.bsky.social
If you can clock who this is meant to be instantly you are on the computer the perfect amount. You’re doing find don’t even worry about it.
eastwes.bsky.social Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · Apr 13
'Why are high fertility people always so weird?' A weekend with the pronatalists
Image of Egghead Jr. and his mother, Miss Prissy, from Looney Tunes looking like that creepy "pronatalist" couple who somehow get an article of some kind written about them twice a year every year
April 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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swiftonsecurity.com
Booting up Ace Combat 6 in Xbox360 compatibility mode. Have fun with your constitutional crisis losers.
Ace combat six DVD being loaded into an Xbox series X above PS five in a rack
April 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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benansell.bsky.social
For Americans who didn’t get the joy of living through the Truss/Kwarteng budget, this is the point where the government starts to call the stock market left-wing and/or woke.
April 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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timhodgson.bsky.social
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.
April 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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ghostinexile.bsky.social
The question of if a country could fuck itself harder than the UK did with Brexit has today been answered.
April 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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michaelklamerus.bsky.social
I wonder how the new Nintendo Switch cards taste
April 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Three times more people gave The Onion a single dollar in exchange for literally nothing on one day last year than people bought Teslas all last quarter.
swolecialism.bsky.social beef : beeves; dwarf : dwarves; milf : milves; @swolecialism.bsky.social · Apr 2
12,000 model S, X, and Cybertrucks combined? lmao
April 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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cait.bsky.social
every day i get to see a new miracle in the male living space reddit
r/malelivingspace u/bedstare • 9h 19M simple humble bedroom [dire looking bedroom with mattress on the floor and what appear to be fast food posters on the wall]
April 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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swank.ca
xAI bought X for $33,000,000,000

Also here’s a joke
Joke from Planet Money Episode 614… SMITH: Two economists are walking down the road, as they do. They come across a pile of horseshit. Yeah, horseshit lying on the asphalt. And the first economist says, if you eat it, I will give you $20,000. And the second economist, he runs his optimization problem and he figures out, you know, he's better off eating it. So he does this. He eats the shit, collects the money. And they keep walking along the road, and they come across another pile of horseshit. And the second economist, the one with the cash in his pocket, says now, hey, hey, if you eat this, I will give you back $20,000. And the first economist evaluates the proposal, says OK, I'll eat it. So he eats it, he gets the money. And they go on and that second economist starts thinking. He goes you know, we both have the same amount of money we had when we started, but we also both ate horseshit. I don't see how this makes us better off. And the first economist says, well, yeah that's true, but you overlook the fact that the economy just grew by $40,000.
March 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
March 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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swamplizard.bsky.social
The War Crime Crew is Online
Old Fischer price phone with smiley face, turned right Old Fischer price phone with smiley face, turned left Old Fischer price phone with smiley face Newer Fischer price phone with smiley face, turned left
March 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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raaleh.bsky.social
Senior department of defence officials gathered on Club Penguin to discuss specific plans for regime change in Venezuela
March 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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kampfmitkette.bsky.social
March 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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pattymo.com
Pete Hegseth changed the group name to Lethal Warfighters (NO ATLANTIC EDITOR-IN-CHIEFS).
March 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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kenklippenstein.bsky.social
Vice President texting the group, "chat are we cooked"
March 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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hkesvani.bsky.social
I love writing “recession indicator” in the comments of my friends wedding and baby announcements
March 24, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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ultimashadow.bsky.social
Sam, this is Die-Hardman. I'm sure you've heard of the Hokey Pokey by now. If you'd like to try it yourself, you can start by putting your right arm in and then taking your right arm out. Be warned though, if you put your right arm back in, you WILL have to shake it all about.
March 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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pazsays.bsky.social
you think I'm spelling "bourgeouis" wrong? those are just your burgeiuos prejudices, you classist petit borgeouis
March 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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wapplehouse.bsky.social
I read the JFK files. Turns out his head just did that.
March 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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swiftonsecurity.com
Maybe crazy, but we should put the people in charge of No Man's Sky in charge of the Democratic Party
March 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM