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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy
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Midnight Society founder. Genderfluid transvestite goblin 🏳️‍⚧️👺 He/Her, She/Him. Three (3) x Hugo Nominee. Reppd by @jjbker & @literaryfey http://www.bitterkarella.com | Out now: Split Scream 5 (Tenebrous Press), Moonflow (Orbit)
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My deranged splatterpunk horror book MOONFLOW about a trans shroom dealer getting lost in a haunted forest and running afoul of evil lesbian hippies and their bound fungus god is available for preorder!! Buy it today or look really uncool!
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitte...
Moonflow
Annihilation meets Manhunt in three-time Hugo Award nominee Bitter Karella’s debut horror novel—a gloriously queer and irreverent psychedelic trip int...
www.hachettebookgroup.com
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NEW Midnight Pals episode!! Stephen King tells the tale of THAT 🤡🤡🤡
midnight-pals.simplecast.com/episodes/the...
The Tale of THAT | Submitted for the Approval of the Midnight Pals
It's a full moon, and Stephen King's evil alter ego, Richard Bachman, has escaped!
midnight-pals.simplecast.com
November 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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It’s best to think of the New York Times as a games company that does propaganda for pedophiles, Confederates and Nazis on the side.
Seriously, what is wrong with these people?
November 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
just flying in from a little rural town where rock is illegal and, baby, i just wanna ROCK
November 16, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Listening to Mike Oldfield music and I don't know how to explain it, but he plays autistic guitar
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
big "the sound of his horn" hours
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Im way cooler and better and smarter than both Gavin Newsom AND Elon Musk.

How, do you ask?

Because none of these losers read Moonflow by @bitterkarella.bsky.social.

Go get you a copy and your brain and heart and spleen and genitals will thank you!
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
this is accurate! Other mash-up comparisons people have used:

Manhunt x Annihilation
Nothing But Trouble x The Misandrists
Once Upon a in Hollywood x Rocky Horror Picture Show
You ever wondered “What would the love child of Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 and Midsommar would look like?”

Only one way to find out: go get you a copy of Moonflow by @bitterkarella.bsky.social

It’s got guns. It’s got gross mushroom shit. It’s got corpses stranded in the woods and Eldritch horrors!
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Just how morally, ethically, intellectually bankrupt do you have to be to argue that 15-year-olds can sell sex but can’t affirm gender
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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The ebook is on sale for $5 right now if anyone’s been curious!
My deranged splatterpunk horror book MOONFLOW about a trans shroom dealer getting lost in a haunted forest and running afoul of evil lesbian hippies and their bound fungus god is available for preorder!! Buy it today or look really uncool!
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitte...
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Honestly, I don't care for that XKCD cartoon. It's always just "hmm, you're bad at math, yet you participate in society! Curious!" yeah, eat my ass, man
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Mamdani just keeps getting cooler!
"Hundreds of New York City police officers are ready to leave the force in the wake of Zohran Mamdani’s (D.) election victory, with some openly weeping after the cop-hating socialist seized the city’s mayoralty earlier this month"

(Note: This story has 3 sources, who wouldn't go on record)
NYPD Officers Say Mamdani’s Win Will Lead to Exodus of ‘A Few Hundred’ Officers
Hundreds of New York City police officers are ready to leave the force in the wake of Zohran Mamdani’s (D.) election victory, with some openly weeping after the cop-hating socialist seized the city’s ...
freebeacon.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
it's all humiliation rituals with these people. not a single one of them has the ability to actually just enjoy a blow job
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Clinton should just confirm this. it would be so fuckin funny. that old piece of shit is gonna die soon anyway, might as well go out on a laugh
I regret to inform you that this is a real exchange in the Epstein emails that Congress released. Did Trump give Bill Clinton a blowjob? Or was it meant as a joke? 🤔
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
republicans really do want to ban every sort of sexual expression except for raping children. Any sort of queerness, any sort of harmless fetish play, hell, half of them seem to think having consensual missionary sex with your adult wife is sus.
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Very excited that my story "the divine feminine," about a transphobic mom absolutely fucking losing her mind, will be in this anthology! Read my bad story for a good cause!
Here is the beautiful front cover for SUFFERING THE OTHER, art and design by RewX. See the loaded TOC here: bit.ly/4i03e3h (TOC is also in the alt-text here). Coming February 2026, pre-order open in December. Reminder, this is a benefit for @raicestexas.bsky.social and Transgender Law Center!
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Jesus christ, this fuckin site
me waking up to see that Bluesky suspended Patton Oswalt @patton.oswalt.bsky.social for saying that it’s evil to sexually assault children:
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY
There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are
In a lot of ways other leftists chose this path folks. They shrugged and didn’t care when Patreon banned a ton of hypnosis and TF creators, or when YouTube started their ASMR crackdown. Now it’s coming for queer porn creators, more and more. Who will stand up?
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
people love confessing to crimes
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
a thing of beauty is a joy forever 😘👌
Joyce Carol Oates has inspired legions

via @maiamindel.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
well, now we know why they've been so gung-ho about state-mandated genital inspections for kids 🤔🤔🤔
it's been hard to put this feeling into words, but we've spent the past couple of decades being lectured to and patronized by an elite class that spent its free time joshing with jeffrey epstein about his little sex abuse empire while lecturing us about how out of touch we are
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Every moment of Adam Ant's Puss 'n Boots video is such gender goals 🖤🖤🖤 www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6zs...
Adam Ant - Puss 'n Boots (Video)
YouTube video by AdamAntVEVO
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November 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Black Phone is a decent horror flick, but Black Phone 2 is multitudes better. Really leans way more into a surreal dream logic that you only got glimpses of in the first film, plus great soundtrack that captures both the era (early 80s) and the vibe (fucked up).
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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The reason the headline is "doom!" is because when you see what's already been done, you see that we can do more,
which means things can get better,
which means rich people's "it's over, no stopping this, might as well let us do what we want" manipulation might stop working. Can't have that.
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
deciding that actually i do believe in autogynephilia because someone i dislike for unrelated reasons comes out as trans
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM