BeTheCookie
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BeTheCookie
@bethecookie.bsky.social
· Mar 26
You (boorish, uneducated): I see a woodchuck.
Me (refined, erudite): Ah yes, a forestcharles.
Me (refined, erudite): Ah yes, a forestcharles.
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friend: whatcha thinkin about
me: shouldn’t it be giving a dump instead of taking a dump
friend: I knew I shouldn’t have asked
me: shouldn’t it be giving a dump instead of taking a dump
friend: I knew I shouldn’t have asked
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
friend: whatcha thinkin about
me: shouldn’t it be giving a dump instead of taking a dump
friend: I knew I shouldn’t have asked
me: shouldn’t it be giving a dump instead of taking a dump
friend: I knew I shouldn’t have asked
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stockpiling wishbones for political reasons
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
stockpiling wishbones for political reasons
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Saving the Internet, one screenshot I’ll forget to delete from my phone at a time
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Saving the Internet, one screenshot I’ll forget to delete from my phone at a time
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Sign up for my course in Vexatious Shitposting at ferfooksake[dot]com.
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Sign up for my course in Vexatious Shitposting at ferfooksake[dot]com.
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please come over and watch me freak out while I eat spaghetti in a white tuxedo
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
please come over and watch me freak out while I eat spaghetti in a white tuxedo
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You be the Trojan horse, I'll be the impenetrable fortress
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
You be the Trojan horse, I'll be the impenetrable fortress
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Do I make good first impressions? No, but do I make good second impressions? Also no, don't speak to me is what I'm saying. By the way I'm being sarcastic because I'm clearly a precious little treasure.
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Do I make good first impressions? No, but do I make good second impressions? Also no, don't speak to me is what I'm saying. By the way I'm being sarcastic because I'm clearly a precious little treasure.
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Well, well, well, if it isn't the person who is about to order their steak wrong.
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Well, well, well, if it isn't the person who is about to order their steak wrong.
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i told myself i have delectable tiddies because kindness starts at home
November 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
i told myself i have delectable tiddies because kindness starts at home
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Yeah, well I've been on a Jet3 holiday, Maureen
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Yeah, well I've been on a Jet3 holiday, Maureen
Now would be a great time for some of those FBI redactors to start leaking details anonymously.
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Now would be a great time for some of those FBI redactors to start leaking details anonymously.
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Missed Connection: Years of Entropic Decay and General Neglect
I met you in a nameless empty void. We were assigned a temporal bond that eroded with time and distance, unraveling slowly by the grind of daily life.
I met you in a nameless empty void. We were assigned a temporal bond that eroded with time and distance, unraveling slowly by the grind of daily life.
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Missed Connection: Years of Entropic Decay and General Neglect
I met you in a nameless empty void. We were assigned a temporal bond that eroded with time and distance, unraveling slowly by the grind of daily life.
I met you in a nameless empty void. We were assigned a temporal bond that eroded with time and distance, unraveling slowly by the grind of daily life.
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If the Northern Lights and Southern Lights touch at the equator, all of the ghosts will eacape.
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If the Northern Lights and Southern Lights touch at the equator, all of the ghosts will eacape.
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I hope some day I have all of the creative ingenuity of the person who named the waterfall.
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I hope some day I have all of the creative ingenuity of the person who named the waterfall.
That scene in Oh Brother, Whee Art Thou? Where they literally ride the guy out of town on a rail, but it is the result of the Epstein Files being released.
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
That scene in Oh Brother, Whee Art Thou? Where they literally ride the guy out of town on a rail, but it is the result of the Epstein Files being released.
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The number of once in a lifetime events I have witnessed or experienced is statically improbable.
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The number of once in a lifetime events I have witnessed or experienced is statically improbable.
That Adam Sandler movie where he has a remote control to fast forward his life through the boring parts, but I just use it to get to the spot where the Epstein Files hit home for some big orange dill weed.
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
That Adam Sandler movie where he has a remote control to fast forward his life through the boring parts, but I just use it to get to the spot where the Epstein Files hit home for some big orange dill weed.
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no no the toymaker is geppetto pinocchio is geppetto’s monster
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
no no the toymaker is geppetto pinocchio is geppetto’s monster
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The EPSTEIN FILES are NOT a political thing. THEY ARE A CRIMINAL THING. Know the difference.
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
The EPSTEIN FILES are NOT a political thing. THEY ARE A CRIMINAL THING. Know the difference.
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Awoken by the unmistakable sound of lime sherbet releasing from its container into a waiting 7up filled punch bowl.
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Awoken by the unmistakable sound of lime sherbet releasing from its container into a waiting 7up filled punch bowl.
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The aurora borealis is the new beaver moon.
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The aurora borealis is the new beaver moon.
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Excuses are just echoes of future regrets, haunting you for the choices you failed to make.
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Excuses are just echoes of future regrets, haunting you for the choices you failed to make.
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This meeting could have been an ominous portent viewed by a skilled haruspex.
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
This meeting could have been an ominous portent viewed by a skilled haruspex.