Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
Not A. Doctor, M.D.
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My wife and I have started making videos of plates and bowls that we’re selling from home while snowed in.
Now is the winter of our dish content.
Now is the winter of our dish content.
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i love posting my thoughts online. now they're your problem.
November 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
i love posting my thoughts online. now they're your problem.
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showing him how to hack the mainframe
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
showing him how to hack the mainframe
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concept: adaptation of hamlet where his dead father’s ghost is actually an ai program pushing the prince into psychosis
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
concept: adaptation of hamlet where his dead father’s ghost is actually an ai program pushing the prince into psychosis
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*irrigates sinuses before talking to hottie at the bar*
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
*irrigates sinuses before talking to hottie at the bar*
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[me during a relaxing massage]
am I lying here wrong I think I’m doing it wrong is she mad at me???
am I lying here wrong I think I’m doing it wrong is she mad at me???
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
[me during a relaxing massage]
am I lying here wrong I think I’m doing it wrong is she mad at me???
am I lying here wrong I think I’m doing it wrong is she mad at me???
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I probably shouldn't have developed a Satan A.I. interface
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I probably shouldn't have developed a Satan A.I. interface
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*evergreen*
It’s rich people
The problem is rich people
The problem is rich people
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
*evergreen*
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Sliming Cheney’s coffin with crude oil like its a Nickelodeon awards show
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Sliming Cheney’s coffin with crude oil like its a Nickelodeon awards show
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ok why are you YELLING AT ME???
November 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
ok why are you YELLING AT ME???
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I get down on myself and then I realize I didn't have to buy Twitter to create an AI to compliment me
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I get down on myself and then I realize I didn't have to buy Twitter to create an AI to compliment me
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Me: I should hire a stuntman to handle my daily routine.
Her: You’re gonna pay someone to lay on the couch and play with your phone?
Her: You’re gonna pay someone to lay on the couch and play with your phone?
November 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Me: I should hire a stuntman to handle my daily routine.
Her: You’re gonna pay someone to lay on the couch and play with your phone?
Her: You’re gonna pay someone to lay on the couch and play with your phone?
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Don't rly appreciate the word "miracle" being used in the title of skin care products
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Don't rly appreciate the word "miracle" being used in the title of skin care products
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Something, something political violence on the left. Blah, blah, blah, both sides. Yada, yada, yada.
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Something, something political violence on the left. Blah, blah, blah, both sides. Yada, yada, yada.
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* growly voiceover *
He was a Dark Knight.
It was an Old Spice.
Fate brought them together.
And now they control the fate of millions.
He was a Dark Knight.
It was an Old Spice.
Fate brought them together.
And now they control the fate of millions.
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
* growly voiceover *
He was a Dark Knight.
It was an Old Spice.
Fate brought them together.
And now they control the fate of millions.
He was a Dark Knight.
It was an Old Spice.
Fate brought them together.
And now they control the fate of millions.
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*tapping fingernails repeatedly on a headstone* today we're gonna do an unboxing! it's grandma!
June 5, 2025 at 11:17 AM
*tapping fingernails repeatedly on a headstone* today we're gonna do an unboxing! it's grandma!
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it would be super sick if santa could bring me instagram reels that don't diagnose me with various conditions for christmas
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
it would be super sick if santa could bring me instagram reels that don't diagnose me with various conditions for christmas
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[at a party]
friend: guys, this is amberleigh
me: is that spelled with a PH or an F
friend: guys, this is amberleigh
me: is that spelled with a PH or an F
November 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
[at a party]
friend: guys, this is amberleigh
me: is that spelled with a PH or an F
friend: guys, this is amberleigh
me: is that spelled with a PH or an F
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Small business owners be like I need to make some extra money, does anyone need a Gusto referral link or a feet pic
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Small business owners be like I need to make some extra money, does anyone need a Gusto referral link or a feet pic
(Loud enough for my date to hear while smelling limited edition Batman Old Spice deodorant) WHAT SCENT IS THIS, ORPHAN?
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
(Loud enough for my date to hear while smelling limited edition Batman Old Spice deodorant) WHAT SCENT IS THIS, ORPHAN?
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Again, it’s so dumb to bite on the partisan narrative. If people did wrong, they deserve whatever’s coming. That’s the standard.
CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Again, it’s so dumb to bite on the partisan narrative. If people did wrong, they deserve whatever’s coming. That’s the standard.
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Love the big list of rich donors recited before Ken Burns’ American Revolution documentary. A good list of whose tea is gonna get dumped in the harbor.
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Love the big list of rich donors recited before Ken Burns’ American Revolution documentary. A good list of whose tea is gonna get dumped in the harbor.
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Outer space is mostly feelings and that's why we tend to hide our footage and say the burrow owl has landed when anyone opens up in a newsreel voice
November 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Outer space is mostly feelings and that's why we tend to hide our footage and say the burrow owl has landed when anyone opens up in a newsreel voice
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Nope. There is no redemption for seeing the light you’ve denied for a decade. Please, get her to the back of the line away from the microphone and the lazy redemption arc proffered by even lazier journalists.
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Nope. There is no redemption for seeing the light you’ve denied for a decade. Please, get her to the back of the line away from the microphone and the lazy redemption arc proffered by even lazier journalists.