Beta 🍉
@beepboopbeta.bsky.social
If an eldest daughter was a gay failson 🏳️🌈
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Quick tip to improve your life, replace all hatred with curiosity. Well, bye
September 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Quick tip to improve your life, replace all hatred with curiosity. Well, bye
Since more of my former Twitter mutuals are here than on Threads, though, a quick recap since we all last spoke because a LOT has changed recently:
May 24, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Since more of my former Twitter mutuals are here than on Threads, though, a quick recap since we all last spoke because a LOT has changed recently:
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lol mtg is fighting with a computer about god
May 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
lol mtg is fighting with a computer about god
The problem is that I've found the algorithm on Threads way easier to curate the way I like it, but Bluesky is a safer place to let my freak out because it's totally detached from Meta and therefore my IRLs from my Before Era.
May 24, 2025 at 11:05 AM
The problem is that I've found the algorithm on Threads way easier to curate the way I like it, but Bluesky is a safer place to let my freak out because it's totally detached from Meta and therefore my IRLs from my Before Era.
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If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you’re happy and you know it, getting up will surely blow it
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you’re happy and you know it, getting up will surely blow it
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
January 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you’re happy and you know it, getting up will surely blow it
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you’re happy and you know it, getting up will surely blow it
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
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My wife & I choose our kids' names based on what's popular at the time. Like our daughter Alanis and our son Iraq War
January 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
My wife & I choose our kids' names based on what's popular at the time. Like our daughter Alanis and our son Iraq War
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Absolutely unbelievable ad in the community theater playbill.
January 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Absolutely unbelievable ad in the community theater playbill.
Being at a queer community gathering when the downpour hit LA tonight was healing in ways I cannot begin to express
January 26, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Being at a queer community gathering when the downpour hit LA tonight was healing in ways I cannot begin to express
Me: (oblivious to the fact that it's my turn because I'm locked in lining up my board game pieces to perfectly fit the grid of the gingham tablecloth)
Therapist friend who does not buy my belief that I'm not autistic: (STARING LOUDLY)
Therapist friend who does not buy my belief that I'm not autistic: (STARING LOUDLY)
January 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Me: (oblivious to the fact that it's my turn because I'm locked in lining up my board game pieces to perfectly fit the grid of the gingham tablecloth)
Therapist friend who does not buy my belief that I'm not autistic: (STARING LOUDLY)
Therapist friend who does not buy my belief that I'm not autistic: (STARING LOUDLY)
I was playing Ticket to Ride with my nonbinary friend last night. Had a hand of locomotive cards in pink, white, and blue. Showed it to my friend and said "trains pride!"
I think I'm hilarious.
I think I'm hilarious.
January 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I was playing Ticket to Ride with my nonbinary friend last night. Had a hand of locomotive cards in pink, white, and blue. Showed it to my friend and said "trains pride!"
I think I'm hilarious.
I think I'm hilarious.
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i don’t know what you want, i sob into the shiny rectangle that holds dick jokes soup recipes murder and people i love
January 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
i don’t know what you want, i sob into the shiny rectangle that holds dick jokes soup recipes murder and people i love
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I have a little plea and it's this: please keep posting about things that aren't The Horrors. I am not saying to not look at or be informed about The Horrors. What I am saying—what I am genuinely kind of begging you to do—is keep posting about books and movies and sunsets and pets and joy. Please.
January 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I have a little plea and it's this: please keep posting about things that aren't The Horrors. I am not saying to not look at or be informed about The Horrors. What I am saying—what I am genuinely kind of begging you to do—is keep posting about books and movies and sunsets and pets and joy. Please.
One big reason I'm poly only really in theory is that I just don't meet people very often whom I LIKE enough to want to date?? My two modes of attraction seem to be "very minor crush with a 48-hour expiration window" and "bewitched body and soul" with NOTHING in between, and the latter almost never
January 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
One big reason I'm poly only really in theory is that I just don't meet people very often whom I LIKE enough to want to date?? My two modes of attraction seem to be "very minor crush with a 48-hour expiration window" and "bewitched body and soul" with NOTHING in between, and the latter almost never
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"Don't shy away because it sucks. Come join because we need you."
Almost-Rabbi Benjamin Luks-Morgan
Almost-Rabbi Benjamin Luks-Morgan
January 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
"Don't shy away because it sucks. Come join because we need you."
Almost-Rabbi Benjamin Luks-Morgan
Almost-Rabbi Benjamin Luks-Morgan
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act natural [turns into a trapezoid]
January 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
act natural [turns into a trapezoid]
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One bishop, in one church, literally just asked the president to be nice and him and everyone in his circle been melting down for a week.
These aren't strong people. They're very, very weak people. They can be beaten.
These aren't strong people. They're very, very weak people. They can be beaten.
January 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
One bishop, in one church, literally just asked the president to be nice and him and everyone in his circle been melting down for a week.
These aren't strong people. They're very, very weak people. They can be beaten.
These aren't strong people. They're very, very weak people. They can be beaten.
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It actually is very important that you do things that you take pleasure in, regularly. That is part of how you survive the things that feel like they are going to destroy you.
January 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It actually is very important that you do things that you take pleasure in, regularly. That is part of how you survive the things that feel like they are going to destroy you.
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The antidote for despair is action ❤️
* Dial (202) 224-3121
* Enter zip code
* Leave voicemail
* Say “My name is ___, I’m a constituent in [town]. (If clinician/scientist, say so)
“The NIH freeze harms research and patients and must be lifted immediately.”
Be brief. Staffers tally all calls. Go! ✅
* Dial (202) 224-3121
* Enter zip code
* Leave voicemail
* Say “My name is ___, I’m a constituent in [town]. (If clinician/scientist, say so)
“The NIH freeze harms research and patients and must be lifted immediately.”
Be brief. Staffers tally all calls. Go! ✅
NIH funding supports the vast majority of all biomedical research in the United States. Virtually every advance in American medicine and biological science comes from NIH. This is a blow against American science.
Call Congress, 202-224-3121.
Call Congress, 202-224-3121.
All NIH study sections canceled indefinitely. This will halt science and devastate research budgets in universities.
January 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The antidote for despair is action ❤️
* Dial (202) 224-3121
* Enter zip code
* Leave voicemail
* Say “My name is ___, I’m a constituent in [town]. (If clinician/scientist, say so)
“The NIH freeze harms research and patients and must be lifted immediately.”
Be brief. Staffers tally all calls. Go! ✅
* Dial (202) 224-3121
* Enter zip code
* Leave voicemail
* Say “My name is ___, I’m a constituent in [town]. (If clinician/scientist, say so)
“The NIH freeze harms research and patients and must be lifted immediately.”
Be brief. Staffers tally all calls. Go! ✅
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Mac and Cheese is self care
January 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Mac and Cheese is self care
IG mutuals moving over is like going to your high school reunion as a drastically different person and the people who never left town want to reconnect
Moving over here when most of my Twitter mutuals did not is giving me college freshman vibes. Some people know my lore, most of y'all don't, and what WILL I do with this relatively blank slate?? The possibilities! But also the pressure!
January 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
IG mutuals moving over is like going to your high school reunion as a drastically different person and the people who never left town want to reconnect
I was excited about being even more unhinged here than I was on Twitter because I'd had my Twitter account long enough that I was connected to a few longtime IRLs who didn't need to know EVERYTHING.
But now the Instagram expats are coming here and oh no
But now the Instagram expats are coming here and oh no
January 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I was excited about being even more unhinged here than I was on Twitter because I'd had my Twitter account long enough that I was connected to a few longtime IRLs who didn't need to know EVERYTHING.
But now the Instagram expats are coming here and oh no
But now the Instagram expats are coming here and oh no
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The heart wants what it wants. The liver is rife with jealousy. The spleen dreams of a more innocent time. The pancreas can barely contain its unbridled lust. The kidneys are weary from the weight of years harboring a dark and twisted secret. The gallbladder quietly plots revenge
December 3, 2024 at 10:38 PM
The heart wants what it wants. The liver is rife with jealousy. The spleen dreams of a more innocent time. The pancreas can barely contain its unbridled lust. The kidneys are weary from the weight of years harboring a dark and twisted secret. The gallbladder quietly plots revenge
I should not have to see a Cybertruck on my birthday
November 23, 2024 at 8:00 PM
I should not have to see a Cybertruck on my birthday
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please stop calling it an echo chamber
— me, to my gynecologist
— me, to my gynecologist
November 23, 2024 at 1:07 PM
please stop calling it an echo chamber
— me, to my gynecologist
— me, to my gynecologist
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bread time let's have a bread
November 21, 2024 at 7:08 AM
bread time let's have a bread