Hamburger Dipshit🌹
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Shrieking Sports Socialist | Rowdy, But Polite | Official Chumbawamba Liker
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An entire community of thousands, here legally, having been demonized with deranged lies about eating pets, is about to be arbitrarily DECLARED illegal so they can be forcibly ethnically cleansed. I don’t want to hear one more fucking word about comparisons to Nazi Germany being overwrought.
January 29, 2026 at 3:20 AM
An entire community of thousands, here legally, having been demonized with deranged lies about eating pets, is about to be arbitrarily DECLARED illegal so they can be forcibly ethnically cleansed. I don’t want to hear one more fucking word about comparisons to Nazi Germany being overwrought.
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Confronted Congressman Tom Suozzi, one of seven Democrats casting the decisive votes to increase ICE funding by $10,000,000,000.
January 28, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Confronted Congressman Tom Suozzi, one of seven Democrats casting the decisive votes to increase ICE funding by $10,000,000,000.
My wife is gone all day today so you know what that means, fellas. That’s right, I will be eating leftover jambalaya for all three meals.
January 28, 2026 at 7:57 PM
My wife is gone all day today so you know what that means, fellas. That’s right, I will be eating leftover jambalaya for all three meals.
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When the Baileys’ favorite pickleball influencer posts an anti-ICE reel
Schumer calls for Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller to be removed from their jobs.
January 28, 2026 at 7:30 PM
When the Baileys’ favorite pickleball influencer posts an anti-ICE reel
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Perhaps no player I'm more excited for the post-playing career of.
January 28, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Perhaps no player I'm more excited for the post-playing career of.
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Whiskey Fridays with Buster Bluth
Tuesday morning:
New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.”
Tuesday evening:
CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom.
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.”
Tuesday evening:
CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom.
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
‘CBS Evening News’: Tony Dokoupil Under Fire for Interviewing His Own Mom
Viewers accuse CBS News of 'dumbing down.'
www.yahoo.com
January 28, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Whiskey Fridays with Buster Bluth
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if it wasn’t so evil this would be the funniest email ever written.
Trump’s fundraisers are now using the threat of dispatching ICE against citizens as an email engagement tactic.
January 28, 2026 at 2:47 PM
if it wasn’t so evil this would be the funniest email ever written.
God dammit
Wow, apparently Earth refused to perform in Bologna because the club (TPO) would not take down a Palestinian flag that was hung near the stage. Well fuck them.
Gli Earth cancellano il concerto al TPO di Bologna a causa di una bandiera palestinese
Gli Earth tornavano oggi in Italia per quella che sarebbe dovuta essere la prima delle loro due date nel nostro paese...
www.indieforbunnies.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:15 PM
God dammit
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Living in the trump era makes me feel very connected to my ancestors, who lived as serfs under a succession of insane moron god kings
January 28, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Living in the trump era makes me feel very connected to my ancestors, who lived as serfs under a succession of insane moron god kings
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tapping the sign that says “they all gotta go”
"I'm gonna give Homan the benefit of the doubt"
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
January 28, 2026 at 1:16 AM
tapping the sign that says “they all gotta go”
LMAO WHO IS EVEN ON THIS TEAM ANYMORE
🇨🇴 BREAKING: Atletico Nacional has agreed deal to sign forward Chicho Arango from the San Jose Earthquakes, per sources
Arango wanted to leave for "personal reasons" despite signing new contract. Will be his 6th club since 2021.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/700...
Arango wanted to leave for "personal reasons" despite signing new contract. Will be his 6th club since 2021.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/700...
Atletico Nacional agree deal to sign San Jose's Chicho Arango: Sources
www.nytimes.com
January 27, 2026 at 11:10 PM
LMAO WHO IS EVEN ON THIS TEAM ANYMORE
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(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:51 AM
(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
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INCORRECT BUZZER]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:oct7q7io6ls2fwoku4c44zsv/bafkreietjcbj42sdypk5aoujv5ztwjhwfwms3avqh63jh6vhupidagyny4@jpeg)
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🚨PROMINENT AMEBIX REFERENCE IN TODAY’S FOREVER WARS 🚨
January 26, 2026 at 10:30 PM
🚨PROMINENT AMEBIX REFERENCE IN TODAY’S FOREVER WARS 🚨
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hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading
January 25, 2026 at 9:12 PM
hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading
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this is what happens when your whole career writing about “tech” was 2 decades of regurgitating laptop maker’s press releases so you think you’re qualified to be a thought leader on the same companies’ new circle jerk ponzi scheme that also automates fascism while destroying the climate
A sentence from hell:
“people in SF are putting multi-agent claudeswarms in charge of their lives, consulting chatbots before every decision, wireheading to a degree only sci-fi writers dared to imagine.”
“people in SF are putting multi-agent claudeswarms in charge of their lives, consulting chatbots before every decision, wireheading to a degree only sci-fi writers dared to imagine.”
January 26, 2026 at 5:37 AM
this is what happens when your whole career writing about “tech” was 2 decades of regurgitating laptop maker’s press releases so you think you’re qualified to be a thought leader on the same companies’ new circle jerk ponzi scheme that also automates fascism while destroying the climate
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part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis
I mostly just stay off Twitter altogether but after double checking that the Walter Hudson post was still up I ran across this and just had to share so the Romancelandians who bought hand warmers could hear about the PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS.
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis
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I do think that a possibly underrated dynamic in The Horrors is that the Right as it has reconstituted itself under Trump legitimately can’t understand sincere moral or physical courage
January 26, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I do think that a possibly underrated dynamic in The Horrors is that the Right as it has reconstituted itself under Trump legitimately can’t understand sincere moral or physical courage
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Any prospective government shutdown should not end until and unless this ghoul is removed from public life
January 24, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Any prospective government shutdown should not end until and unless this ghoul is removed from public life
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man i am an absolute mess rn. parenti was 92, a VERY VERY VERY long and fruitful lifetime, but it still really stings. rest in power to one of the greatest US based communists.
January 24, 2026 at 6:26 PM
man i am an absolute mess rn. parenti was 92, a VERY VERY VERY long and fruitful lifetime, but it still really stings. rest in power to one of the greatest US based communists.
Oh man am I about to listen to Choking Victim for the first time in 15 years?
January 24, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Oh man am I about to listen to Choking Victim for the first time in 15 years?
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This random online comment from 2018 remains one of the last half-century's most important works of political commentary. crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...
January 24, 2026 at 5:42 PM
This random online comment from 2018 remains one of the last half-century's most important works of political commentary. crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...