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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Bill Ackman come online please i want to read your Posts
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Lmfao England bowled out for 172.
November 21, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Wata is the greatest guitarist on earth.
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Mister Wolfman
Bring me a wolf
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Do you want to view
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil

tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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yup lol
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Great thread. Arriving at genuine knowledge always involves the friction of encountering complicating evidence and countervailing interpretations held by different humans you can’t control or ignore. LLMs eliminate that friction, and thus become slippery slopes into delusional rabbit holes.
LLMs give people with delusional belief systems a way to organise those beliefs. The model fills in gaps, supplies connective tissue, and wraps the madness in formal language.
It doesn't make the claims more credible to us, it just tidies them up.
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Today there was an attempted ICE raid in Bensonhurst & community members showed up. Even though NYPD collaborated with ICE by trying to disburse the crowd; community members stood their ground & ICE left without kidnapping a single person per the rapid response groups I'm on. We protect us!
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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HAITI QUALIFY FOR THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN 50 YEARS 😤🇭🇹

WHAT A STORY ❤️
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Curaçao becomes the smallest country ever to qualify for the World Cup!

Less than 200k people! Unbelievable!
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Oh my god what a goal, Celebrini is so good.
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
CURAÇAO MAKE IT TO THE WORLD CUP!!
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I'm gonna lie down in traffic man what the fuck
Sources: San Diego FC trigger the trade option to sign on-loan USYNT fullback Oscar Verhoeven from San Jose Earthquakes.

$350k GAM w/ no add-ons, I'm told.

Verhoeven, 19, played 1,000+ mins before getting injured. Had started 10 straight games before injury.
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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lordy
Statistic that most journalists sleep with their sources for scopes statistical error. Scoops Nuzzi is an outlier and should not have been counted.
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big
April 28, 2023 at 2:34 PM
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a powerful powerful powerful dudes rock moment
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM