Jeremy Chao
@jmchao.bsky.social
New Yorker. Wakes up screaming.
Trans rights are human rights.
Trans rights are human rights.
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Jeremy Chao
@jmchao.bsky.social
· Jan 25
The real horseshoe theory is a bunch of people in our politics have been hit in the head by a fucking horseshoe.
Would be pretty funny if Pope Leo went to Turkey to get hair plugs and then tried to hide his bleeding, swollen scalp under his pope hat.
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Would be pretty funny if Pope Leo went to Turkey to get hair plugs and then tried to hide his bleeding, swollen scalp under his pope hat.
I hope he runs into Eric Adams, who gives him his half Mets/half Yankee hat as a last minute gift.
Pope Leo XIV embarked on his first international trip as pontiff on Thursday, traveling to Turkey to start a six-day tour that will also include Lebanon. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/w...
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I hope he runs into Eric Adams, who gives him his half Mets/half Yankee hat as a last minute gift.
More tryptophan, less crypto-fans.
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
More tryptophan, less crypto-fans.
First pumpkin cheesecake made in the new apartment. Naturally, I burn my finger on the oven rack.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
First pumpkin cheesecake made in the new apartment. Naturally, I burn my finger on the oven rack.
Guess I won’t be making any alumni donations anytime soon.
BREAKING from New York Times: Northwestern is nearing a $75 million deal with the Trump administration to free up federal funding and close out ongoing antisemitism investigations
The find would be the second largest after Columbia's $200m payment www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
The find would be the second largest after Columbia's $200m payment www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Northwestern University Nears Deal to Resolve Its Conflict With the White House
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Guess I won’t be making any alumni donations anytime soon.
Olivia Nuzzi get interviewed by Chotiner challenge.
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Olivia Nuzzi get interviewed by Chotiner challenge.
Oh, so Pritzker is really targeting Bluesky, huh?
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Oh, so Pritzker is really targeting Bluesky, huh?
Next, when China goes from buying 0 soybeans to buying 1 soybean, you can proclaim an unprecedented increase in soybean sales!
CNBC: China went from the biggest buyer of soybeans to 0 purchases of soybeans. That happened on President Trump's watch.
BROOKE ROLLINS: Well, so, we have seen a decline from China buying soybeans for years
BROOKE ROLLINS: Well, so, we have seen a decline from China buying soybeans for years
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Next, when China goes from buying 0 soybeans to buying 1 soybean, you can proclaim an unprecedented increase in soybean sales!
Is AI basically Enron, but worse? Accounting tricks to appear valuable so line goes up so high it becomes the foundation for the entire bull market?
NVIDIA earnings were a mirage. The market figured it out surprisingly fast. NVIDIA bump evaporated.
I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble.
But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash.
Waiting for the feds?
open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble.
But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash.
Waiting for the feds?
open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Is AI basically Enron, but worse? Accounting tricks to appear valuable so line goes up so high it becomes the foundation for the entire bull market?
SVU measles outbreak episode hits different now.
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
SVU measles outbreak episode hits different now.
I’m assuming part of this is Trump knows Mamdani’s wife is a total smoke show.
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I’m assuming part of this is Trump knows Mamdani’s wife is a total smoke show.
Starting my Friday the right way- rewatching the SVU gamergate episode and letting my brain melt.
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Starting my Friday the right way- rewatching the SVU gamergate episode and letting my brain melt.
Putting my marker down - Nuzzi is Aaron Rodgers' secret wife and they're hard launching on publication day.
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Putting my marker down - Nuzzi is Aaron Rodgers' secret wife and they're hard launching on publication day.
Olivia Nuzzi writes like if ChatGPT was horny for the scion of a political dynasty and trained exclusively on a lot of terrible Freshman college creative writing papers.
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Olivia Nuzzi writes like if ChatGPT was horny for the scion of a political dynasty and trained exclusively on a lot of terrible Freshman college creative writing papers.
I can’t wait for the dementia to take hold during a press conference or cabinet meeting and when he’s asked about Epstein, says “why are you asking about him? I had him killed so I wouldn’t get these questions anymore.”
November 17, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I can’t wait for the dementia to take hold during a press conference or cabinet meeting and when he’s asked about Epstein, says “why are you asking about him? I had him killed so I wouldn’t get these questions anymore.”
Schumer and Hakeem want the Democratic Party to become more rightwing by taking and catering to refugees from the Republican Party in the name of making a big tent and are taking the left wing core of the party for granted yet again.
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Schumer and Hakeem want the Democratic Party to become more rightwing by taking and catering to refugees from the Republican Party in the name of making a big tent and are taking the left wing core of the party for granted yet again.
Luckily, as a Cubs fan and a Democrat, I’m used to disappointment.
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Luckily, as a Cubs fan and a Democrat, I’m used to disappointment.
Pope Leo confirmed for @blankcheck.bsky.social ‘s Fernando Meirelles miniseries?
Gods willing, this shall be a reality.
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Pope Leo confirmed for @blankcheck.bsky.social ‘s Fernando Meirelles miniseries?
The way he’s behaving like his wife’s ethnicity is a disadvantage for his future ambitions, I’m assuming I’ve had more Indian food this year than JD Vance. And I get it maybe once a month, tops.
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The way he’s behaving like his wife’s ethnicity is a disadvantage for his future ambitions, I’m assuming I’ve had more Indian food this year than JD Vance. And I get it maybe once a month, tops.
It’s ironic that we debate over what killed the dinosaurs and now the liquified remains of those same dinosaurs are what is leading to our extinction.
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It’s ironic that we debate over what killed the dinosaurs and now the liquified remains of those same dinosaurs are what is leading to our extinction.
Seeing Epstein in the news is really hard for Trump, because it’s a fresh reminder of when he had his best friend murdered.
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Seeing Epstein in the news is really hard for Trump, because it’s a fresh reminder of when he had his best friend murdered.
Maybe we just need to put every elected Democrat in front of a rabid crowd of progressives screaming “TAX THE RICH.”
imagine that
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Maybe we just need to put every elected Democrat in front of a rabid crowd of progressives screaming “TAX THE RICH.”
Is 2025 when tarring and feathering makes a comeback?
Tbh i think the founders imagined an elected official, in a quasi official capacity, would just shoot the guy before it came to this
If only the US system had votes of no confidence
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Is 2025 when tarring and feathering makes a comeback?