Jeremy C-Howl
@jmchao.bsky.social
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New Yorker. Wakes up screaming. Trans rights are human rights.
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The real horseshoe theory is a bunch of people in our politics have been hit in the head by a fucking horseshoe.
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A fun thing about regularly posting snarky comments on Cuomo’s TikTok posts is I get them served to me right after they go live, so I got to be the first commenter on his “I’m for gay rights!” post.
Me posting “Now say trans rights are human rights, Andy.” on Cuomo’s TikTok video claiming he’s a champion for gay rights.
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You should try their roadkill food cart: Stinkin Badgers.
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You mean new CBS editor Barry White?
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“Put your immortal soul on the Blockchain!” - a pastor desperately striving for a way to connect with the youth.
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Outsourcing your security solutions to the premise of DC movies is definitely a choice.
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If these dead scientists wanted me to know their private lives, they would have created unskippable cutscenes showing their research and hubris.
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People really don’t want give up the sanitized fantasies we’ve concocted about our predecessors.
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“We want Trump to be a king, but we reserve the right to say Democrats can’t do anything.”
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He’s definitely dropped the “I did it 35 minutes ago” quote during contract negotiations, thinking it’s bad ass and not dorky ass bad faith.
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For guys who want neo-feudalism, you’d think they’d be more aware of peasant revolts.
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We somehow decided shaming is bullying, which only makes sense if “being a bad person” is a protected class.
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“Why make life easier for children with special needs when it’s so much easier to pretend they don’t exist?”
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Also a large portion of our media equates money with intelligence.
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Get in losers, we’re starting the Butlerian Jihad.
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Assad pissing off his Fortnite team by throwing stink bombs at them instead of the enemy teams.
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The wedding I’m at has a keg of modelo, but know one understands me when I say I’m having a few small beers.
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Straight, white and able bodied men.
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Some are still convinced that tariff rebates and no tax on overtime will actually materialize.
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Just as “I love this city and I love sharing it with people” should be the bare minimum for a mayor of a city.
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The real horseshoe theory is a bunch of people in our politics have been hit in the head by a fucking horseshoe.
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The wrong 79 year old died.