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Jeremy Chao
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New Yorker. Wakes up screaming.

Trans rights are human rights.
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Sean Penn as Col. Steven J. Lockjaw.
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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If this is the best they could come up with, they’re fucking spinning out.
NYT headline: Trump Administration Live Updates: Bondi Assigns Prosecutor to Look Into Epstein's Ties to Prominent Democrats
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Eric Andre shooting Hannibal Buress meme with “Republicans start gerrymander arms race” in the top as Eric Andre shoots Hannibal, followed by the bottom panel with Eric Andre spiking the lens and asking “Why would Democrats do this?”
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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From his wikipedia page:
Wikipedia page for Bill Pulte, showing a birthdate of May 28, 1988.
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Bill Pulte the financier?

Also, can we all take a moment and realize he is the oldest looking 37 year old since Stephen Miller was 37?
Bill Pulte, who was apparently born in 1988.
November 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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A possible explanation:
Christine Pelosi @sfpelosi This Epstein case is horrific and the young women deserve justice. It is quite likely that some of our faves are implicated but we must follow the facts and let the chips fall where they may - whether on Republicans or Democrats. #WeSaidEnough #MeToo
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Who is this ad for? Are there still Libertarians who haven't been completely subsumed by the MAGA movement?
Reddit ad for Reason Magazine with a photoshop of Trump and Biden being one person and the tagline "Neither Left nor Right: A Newsletter for Libertarians.
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Epic Handshake where Chuck Schumer and Tom Homan agree on both being a bitch.
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Me to Chuck:
Archer ants meme: “Do you want more Mamdanis?” “Because this is how you get more Mamdanis.”
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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a zohran font sign that just says "give me back my swords"
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Tears for Fears in the Zohran design fonts.
November 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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You’re saying the guy who trusted his health to this man for decades may not have a firm understanding of the American health care system?
Gastroenterologist Dr. Harold Bornstein.
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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The duality of Bluesky:
George Conway being legitimately sad about Cheney dying at 84 followed by Lord Businessman II having a more relatable reaction to the news.
November 4, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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They are hoping to only maim the hostage instead of fully killing it.
LIVE Updated Nov. 3, 2025, 12:17 p.m. ET Trump Administration Live Updates: White House Says It Will Make Only Partial SNAP Payments This Month
November 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Epic handshake from Predator, with Pedocons and our national discourse agreeing on Everyone being 12.
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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DEBATE ME!
The Mouth of Sauron
October 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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How'd Howie get wrapped up in all this? Huey, I'd understand.
NFL personality Howie Long.
October 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Half-Asian posters for Mamdani.
42-year old half Asian poster wearing a flowery shirt with a I Voted Early sticker after voting for Zohran Mamdani on the Working Families line.
October 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Epic handshake for “Everyone is 12” Arm 1. Pedocons Arm 2. Our national discourse
October 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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The special election for a permanent replacement would need unto be held within 6 months of the vacancy, so that’d be quite the political self-immolation for a very temporary seat.
§ 2621. Vacancy in office of U.S. Senator or Representative (a) If a vacancy occurs in the office of U.S. Senator or U.S. Representative, the Governor shall call a special election to fill the vacancy. His or her proclamation shall specify a day for the special election and a day for a special primary, pursuant to section 2352 of this title. (b) The special election shall be held not more than six months from the date the vacancy occurs, except that if the vacancy occurs within six months of a general election, the special election may be held the same day as the general election provided the ballots for the special election are able to be distributed by the deadline set forth in section 2479 of this title. (Added 1977, No. 269 (Adj. Sess.), § 1; amended 2019, No. 67, § 18.) § 2622. Interim appointment of U.S. Senator The Governor may make an interim appointment to fill a vacancy in the office of U.S. Senator, pending the filling of the vacancy by special election. (Added 1977, No. 269 (Adj. Sess.), § 1.) From legislature.vermont.gov
October 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Deleted and reposted for a typo in the long Alt text that was bugging me.
The time I saw deranged loser Andrew Cuomo in my local Irish bar. This photo was taken after some boomer women came up to him to say they hope he wins. When he asked if he had their vote, they said they’re not registered, with the implication being they are either trying to avoid NYC taxes by skirting residency requirements or live in Jersey/Long Island.
October 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Scene from Community where Matt Walsh (not THAT one) is a white supremacist with a swastika tattoo and tries to explain it away by saying "It's going to be a maze."
October 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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A gaggle of photojournalists taking photos of a small fire in a trash can, apparently oblivious of irony.
October 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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RATM Superfan Paul Ryan
October 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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If I were Ms. Reid, this would be my profile picture for the rest of my life:
United States of America v. Sydney Lori Reid, Defendant.
October 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM