Maybe they all just lost the appetite at once?

But seriously, I’m assuming AI loli waifus are bearing a lot of psychic weight of abuse right now.

Did Trump give brain to professional golfer Bubba Watson? Inquiring minds need to know.

They wanted to turn the page on the congressman who wanted to turn on pages.

I’m assuming Kira loved that it was fully customizable.

I don’t think there’s a large slice of the electorate thinking “you know, I like what they’ve done for my investments, so I can forgive covering up complicity in the child rape.” It’s a slice, but not a winning one, I hope.

A nation obsessed with true crime and SVU is going to care about this and it’s dumb to pretend otherwise.

Put it wasn’t technically a foreign prince, so it’s A-OK.

Half Pint Bouie.

The Nuremberg Octagon.

To be fair, teenagers shouldn’t be subjected to the unreality of Glen Powell climbing a building in only a towel without the towel falling off immediately.

The frog finally kills the pig.

I was just informed there are two different musicals about her ski trial.

I don’t care for this plot twist one bit.

HEY YOU GUUUUUYS!

Dude probably stiffed every doctor he’s ever gone to and threatened to sue if they went to collections.