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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense

@whatsername2.bsky.social

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Trying to laugh my way through this dystopian hellscape w/ the rest of you idiots Coming from X? Wipe your feet, mmm'k? Me in Retrograde: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4de2cbxfspo7j3ek/feed/aaac7z6ramc6s

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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · Nov 20

The world's gone mad.
We're in the stupidist upsidedown timeline
Rules no longer apply.

If it starts raining f'kn seahorses, I'll be like, "Hmmm. Interesting" and just get on with my day

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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · Jul 23

Good morning Starshine✨
Truer words could not be spoken.

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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · Jul 23

Sorry. Used up all my good ones.

Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · Jul 23

Keith discovered the fountain of immortality. He embalmed /mummified himself while still alive. 😆

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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · Jul 23

Letterman hasn't made a public statement about the show he made famous being cancelled, yet.
BUT, he did drop a 20 minute supercut ,on his YT channel, of all the times he trashed CBS on air.
Thank you Mr Letterman.

Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · Jul 22

...and yet beyond all odds, Keith Richards lives on.

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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · Jul 22

Now, if they'd just put the coke back in Coke, the country would be a happier place.

Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · Jul 22

Back at'cha

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · Jul 22

Maybe Putin has the Epstein files???

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · Jul 22

Crazy
But that's how it goes
Millions of people
Living as foes
Maybe
it's not too late
To learn how to love and
Forget how to hate

- Ozzy Osborne (RIP) (yes I’ve played this on accordion)

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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · Jul 22

I approve this message

Jeff Thompson @jeffthompson48.bsky.social · Jul 22

Hey Death!
Why the fuck are you taking so many folks who bring joy to people and you ignore a fat orange pedophile in the White House. Get your shit together you stupid prick.

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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · Jul 22

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jessica 🍉 @itsmrsrabbittou.bsky.social · Jul 22

I just read that Tennessee doctors can apparently refuse to give prenatal care to unmarried women as it violates their Christian beliefs.

Sorry, was i misinformed or was Mary not an unmarried woman?

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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · Jul 22

ahh

Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · Jul 22

Samsies.

Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · Jul 22

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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · Jul 22

Just read a headline that said the new Coke made with sugar will be called Mexican Coke.
Is that to clarify that American jobs are being sent to other countries, so the immigrants DjT deports have work? 😆
I didn't fact check bc I need it to be true.
I need to see kid rock shooting 6 packs of coke

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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · Jul 22

I agree 100%. She's slacking on this one

Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · Jul 22

Reminded me of something Jon Oliver would do on LWT.

Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · Jul 22

I'm ok ish. It's been a lot all at once and I haven't really had a chance to sort through it.
I've kind of shut down for survival I think.

It's good to see you here.😘

Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · Jul 22

Thanks. Yeah. That was the point. Lol

Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · Jul 22

Absolutely.
In the words of Putin, "People, they fall from the windows all the time. Is sad but true"

Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · Jul 22

Kudos to Jon Stewart at the #Dailyshow for doing what corporations far more powerful than him don't have the balls to do.

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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · Jul 20

I'm working on it. Lol
Life beat the shit out of me for the last few months.
Thanks for the message ❤️

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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · Jul 20

Yeah. Just working through a whole lot of stuff from theast few months.
I'll be back soon.
Thank you for checking ❤️

Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · Jul 20

I've had the deaths of 7 people, including my best friend and pets over there last 7 ish months.
I'm coping pretty well.

So...is it really to much to ask to wake up to a headline that says DjT died in his sleep? I feel like I've earned that.

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