Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense
@whatsername2.bsky.social
Trying to laugh my way through this dystopian hellscape w/ the rest of you idiots
Coming from X?
Wipe your feet, mmm'k?
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The world's gone mad.
We're in the stupidist upsidedown timeline
Rules no longer apply.
If it starts raining f'kn seahorses, I'll be like, "Hmmm. Interesting" and just get on with my day
We're in the stupidist upsidedown timeline
Rules no longer apply.
If it starts raining f'kn seahorses, I'll be like, "Hmmm. Interesting" and just get on with my day
Letterman hasn't made a public statement about the show he made famous being cancelled, yet.
BUT, he did drop a 20 minute supercut ,on his YT channel, of all the times he trashed CBS on air.
Thank you Mr Letterman.
BUT, he did drop a 20 minute supercut ,on his YT channel, of all the times he trashed CBS on air.
Thank you Mr Letterman.
July 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Letterman hasn't made a public statement about the show he made famous being cancelled, yet.
BUT, he did drop a 20 minute supercut ,on his YT channel, of all the times he trashed CBS on air.
Thank you Mr Letterman.
BUT, he did drop a 20 minute supercut ,on his YT channel, of all the times he trashed CBS on air.
Thank you Mr Letterman.
...and yet beyond all odds, Keith Richards lives on.
July 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
...and yet beyond all odds, Keith Richards lives on.
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Maybe Putin has the Epstein files???
July 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Maybe Putin has the Epstein files???
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Crazy
But that's how it goes
Millions of people
Living as foes
Maybe
it's not too late
To learn how to love and
Forget how to hate
- Ozzy Osborne (RIP) (yes I’ve played this on accordion)
But that's how it goes
Millions of people
Living as foes
Maybe
it's not too late
To learn how to love and
Forget how to hate
- Ozzy Osborne (RIP) (yes I’ve played this on accordion)
July 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Crazy
But that's how it goes
Millions of people
Living as foes
Maybe
it's not too late
To learn how to love and
Forget how to hate
- Ozzy Osborne (RIP) (yes I’ve played this on accordion)
But that's how it goes
Millions of people
Living as foes
Maybe
it's not too late
To learn how to love and
Forget how to hate
- Ozzy Osborne (RIP) (yes I’ve played this on accordion)
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Hey Death!
Why the fuck are you taking so many folks who bring joy to people and you ignore a fat orange pedophile in the White House. Get your shit together you stupid prick.
Why the fuck are you taking so many folks who bring joy to people and you ignore a fat orange pedophile in the White House. Get your shit together you stupid prick.
July 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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I just read that Tennessee doctors can apparently refuse to give prenatal care to unmarried women as it violates their Christian beliefs.
Sorry, was i misinformed or was Mary not an unmarried woman?
Sorry, was i misinformed or was Mary not an unmarried woman?
July 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I just read that Tennessee doctors can apparently refuse to give prenatal care to unmarried women as it violates their Christian beliefs.
Sorry, was i misinformed or was Mary not an unmarried woman?
Sorry, was i misinformed or was Mary not an unmarried woman?
Just read a headline that said the new Coke made with sugar will be called Mexican Coke.
Is that to clarify that American jobs are being sent to other countries, so the immigrants DjT deports have work? 😆
I didn't fact check bc I need it to be true.
I need to see kid rock shooting 6 packs of coke
Is that to clarify that American jobs are being sent to other countries, so the immigrants DjT deports have work? 😆
I didn't fact check bc I need it to be true.
I need to see kid rock shooting 6 packs of coke
July 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Just read a headline that said the new Coke made with sugar will be called Mexican Coke.
Is that to clarify that American jobs are being sent to other countries, so the immigrants DjT deports have work? 😆
I didn't fact check bc I need it to be true.
I need to see kid rock shooting 6 packs of coke
Is that to clarify that American jobs are being sent to other countries, so the immigrants DjT deports have work? 😆
I didn't fact check bc I need it to be true.
I need to see kid rock shooting 6 packs of coke
Kudos to Jon Stewart at the #Dailyshow for doing what corporations far more powerful than him don't have the balls to do.
July 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Kudos to Jon Stewart at the #Dailyshow for doing what corporations far more powerful than him don't have the balls to do.
I've had the deaths of 7 people, including my best friend and pets over there last 7 ish months.
I'm coping pretty well.
So...is it really to much to ask to wake up to a headline that says DjT died in his sleep? I feel like I've earned that.
I'm coping pretty well.
So...is it really to much to ask to wake up to a headline that says DjT died in his sleep? I feel like I've earned that.
July 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I've had the deaths of 7 people, including my best friend and pets over there last 7 ish months.
I'm coping pretty well.
So...is it really to much to ask to wake up to a headline that says DjT died in his sleep? I feel like I've earned that.
I'm coping pretty well.
So...is it really to much to ask to wake up to a headline that says DjT died in his sleep? I feel like I've earned that.
First my uncle/godfather died, then my cat Tucker, and today, my best friend died.
Add the health stuff.
It's a lot for 6 weeks
Add the health stuff.
It's a lot for 6 weeks
June 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
First my uncle/godfather died, then my cat Tucker, and today, my best friend died.
Add the health stuff.
It's a lot for 6 weeks
Add the health stuff.
It's a lot for 6 weeks
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I turned off my alarm without hitting the snooze button for this?
June 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I turned off my alarm without hitting the snooze button for this?
Remember- If you get detained- keep ya mouth shut! Stay safe out here, friends. 💕🙏
June 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Remember- If you get detained- keep ya mouth shut! Stay safe out here, friends. 💕🙏
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Fuck you. Sorry just practicing for my MAGA family bbq this wknd
June 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Fuck you. Sorry just practicing for my MAGA family bbq this wknd
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Breath deep. Center. Find calm. Remember who you are, not what others think you should be. ☮
June 14, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Breath deep. Center. Find calm. Remember who you are, not what others think you should be. ☮
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Guess who has two thumbs and a permanent restraining order from the morgue?
June 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Guess who has two thumbs and a permanent restraining order from the morgue?
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Don’t forget to stop by the new Greenville Zoo Bakery, where our sourdough is 100% bread in captivity.
June 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Don’t forget to stop by the new Greenville Zoo Bakery, where our sourdough is 100% bread in captivity.
If you get detained- Keep ya' damn mouth shut!
To the U.S. protestors tomorrow, sending you love.
🎶 "Rise Up and Show Your Power". 🎶
🎶 "Rise Up and Show Your Power". 🎶
The Parachute Club - Rise Up (Official Remastered HD Video)
YouTube video by TheParachuteClubVEVO
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June 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If you get detained- Keep ya' damn mouth shut!
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Ladies, can we stop punishing men who will never get it and start rewarding the ones who actually use their brains and try to be decent humans?
June 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Ladies, can we stop punishing men who will never get it and start rewarding the ones who actually use their brains and try to be decent humans?
This is about me
I shaved my back for this??
June 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This is about me
So, how's everyone been while I was gone? You all doing ok?
June 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
So, how's everyone been while I was gone? You all doing ok?
I'm getting really tired of "Breaking News".
June 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I'm getting really tired of "Breaking News".
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Has anyone tried turning the president off and then just leaving him there
June 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Has anyone tried turning the president off and then just leaving him there