Beav
@beaver1224.bsky.social
Not much to tell. Just a guy with some pretty amazing friends. 20-year vet of the USAF. 50-something husband & father. And now, student & actor.
He/Him/His
He/Him/His
An unironic congratulations to the NFL. I'm a 54-year old white man, and they got me to watch the first half of the Superbowl because I wanted to see the Bad Bunny Halftime Performance.
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 PM
An unironic congratulations to the NFL. I'm a 54-year old white man, and they got me to watch the first half of the Superbowl because I wanted to see the Bad Bunny Halftime Performance.
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social Finishing up the last CR episode. Did you recreate Wolverine as an elven druid?
February 4, 2026 at 12:06 AM
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social Finishing up the last CR episode. Did you recreate Wolverine as an elven druid?
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Joe vs. the Volcano With Big Naturals
Joe vs. the Volcano With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Doctor Strangelove With Big Naturals
Doctor Strangelove With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Mars Attacks! With Big Naturals
Mars Attacks! With Big Naturals
February 2, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Joe vs. the Volcano With Big Naturals
Joe vs. the Volcano With Big Naturals
What's Eating Sausage Grape?
Sausages of Fire
The Breakfast Sausage
January 30, 2026 at 4:10 PM
What's Eating Sausage Grape?
Quote an actor in the wrong film:
"How do you do? I
see you've met my
faithful handyman."
"How do you do? I
see you've met my
faithful handyman."
January 20, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Quote an actor in the wrong film:
"How do you do? I
see you've met my
faithful handyman."
"How do you do? I
see you've met my
faithful handyman."
This is a crazy ride (no pun intended). Partway through, I was 100% convinced it was made up as a metaphor, but it happened.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 12:59 PM
This is a crazy ride (no pun intended). Partway through, I was 100% convinced it was made up as a metaphor, but it happened.
Looking at a bottle of Sparkling Grape Juice thinking "if you buy fake wine, shouldn't they ask to see your fake ID?"
December 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Looking at a bottle of Sparkling Grape Juice thinking "if you buy fake wine, shouldn't they ask to see your fake ID?"
Watching The Mighty Nein AND CR Season 4. All I can think is Thimble is the REAL Orphanmaker! @laurabaileyvo.bsky.social
December 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Watching The Mighty Nein AND CR Season 4. All I can think is Thimble is the REAL Orphanmaker! @laurabaileyvo.bsky.social
Went to bed thinking about how I'd get to have leftovers for breakfast. Woke up still full from dinner.
December 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Went to bed thinking about how I'd get to have leftovers for breakfast. Woke up still full from dinner.
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who's coming to save you?
It's not going to go smoothly, but I'm going home.
Who's coming to save you?
It's not going to go smoothly, but I'm going home.
December 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who's coming to save you?
It's not going to go smoothly, but I'm going home.
Who's coming to save you?
It's not going to go smoothly, but I'm going home.
Did Brennan Lee Mulligan make Companions of Valdemar into dogs?! AMAZING!
December 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Did Brennan Lee Mulligan make Companions of Valdemar into dogs?! AMAZING!
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
December 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Truly, every breath he takes is a theft from humanity.
December 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Truly, every breath he takes is a theft from humanity.
I am fascinated by the immense overlap between anti-abortionists and anti-vaxxers. "I'm so mad that you want to kill pretend babies, I'll make sure real babies die."
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I am fascinated by the immense overlap between anti-abortionists and anti-vaxxers. "I'm so mad that you want to kill pretend babies, I'll make sure real babies die."
Insert a movie into another movie:
Joe vs. Dante's Peak
Joe vs. Dante's Peak
Insert a movie into another movie:
Se7en Brides for Se7en Brothers
They Shoot Horses, Don't They, Seabiscuit?
Santa Claus Conquers the Martian
Se7en Brides for Se7en Brothers
They Shoot Horses, Don't They, Seabiscuit?
Santa Claus Conquers the Martian
insert a movie into another movie
Night of the Living M
Night of the Living M
December 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Insert a movie into another movie:
Joe vs. Dante's Peak
Joe vs. Dante's Peak
Share a '90s movie you think deserves more love.
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Share a '90s movie you think deserves more love.
Goon a movie?
Goon Over Parador
Goon Over Parador
Goon a movie?
Goon Morning Vietnam
Goon Morning Vietnam
Goon a movie?
High Goon
High Goon
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Goon a movie?
Goon Over Parador
Goon Over Parador
You ever be so tired that your legs are fine, but you're limping anyway?
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
You ever be so tired that your legs are fine, but you're limping anyway?
The Fellowship of the Nuva Ring
Game time, Booksky.
Change the whole vibe of a book by adding a word to a title. I’ll start:
Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret Thatcher.
Change the whole vibe of a book by adding a word to a title. I’ll start:
Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret Thatcher.
October 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The Fellowship of the Nuva Ring
Make a movie food:
Joe vs. the Volcano Cake
Joe vs. the Volcano Cake
Make a movie food:
The Rocky Challa Picture Show
The Rocky Challa Picture Show
make a movie food:
toastbusters
toastbusters
October 24, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Make a movie food:
Joe vs. the Volcano Cake
Joe vs. the Volcano Cake
I love that @aabria.bsky.social is continuing her quest to be an ex to every member of CR.
✅ Sam - Loquatius Seelie
✅ Travis - Chetney Pock O'pea
✅ Liam - Halandil Fang
✅ Sam - Loquatius Seelie
✅ Travis - Chetney Pock O'pea
✅ Liam - Halandil Fang
October 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I love that @aabria.bsky.social is continuing her quest to be an ex to every member of CR.
✅ Sam - Loquatius Seelie
✅ Travis - Chetney Pock O'pea
✅ Liam - Halandil Fang
✅ Sam - Loquatius Seelie
✅ Travis - Chetney Pock O'pea
✅ Liam - Halandil Fang
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Subtly downgrade a band
The Whoever
The Whoever
Subtly downgrade a band
Cabinet Funkadelic
Cabinet Funkadelic
Subtly downgrade a band
The
The
September 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Subtly downgrade a band
The Whoever
The Whoever
Ruin a book with a car
To Kill a Pontiac Firebird
To Kill a Pontiac Firebird
Ruin a book with a car
The Ford Pintos of Wrath
The Ford Pintos of Wrath
Ruin a book with a car.
The Catcher in the Peugeot 106.
The Catcher in the Peugeot 106.
September 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Ruin a book with a car
To Kill a Pontiac Firebird
To Kill a Pontiac Firebird
Ruin a book with a car
The Ford Pintos of Wrath
The Ford Pintos of Wrath
Ruin a book with a car.
The Catcher in the Peugeot 106.
The Catcher in the Peugeot 106.
Ruin a book with a car
Catch Ford Puma
Catch Ford Puma
September 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Ruin a book with a car
The Ford Pintos of Wrath
The Ford Pintos of Wrath