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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 13h

"rusty spoons..."

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 20h

Positive vibes to you and your boobs xxx

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 20h

They're great fun but fiddly fuckers. We got ours off Etsy. Just the 3d printed plastic support brackets/columns. Used our own curved track pieces to build. We've another, marginally less fiddly BigJigs one which I think you can find on Amazon.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 20h

Good old Fred. Learnt all I know from him. Except the high chimney stuff. Balls to that.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 20h

Mine, James. I've been in the Brio engineering business since 2019. I specialise in multi level track systems, complex cross junctions and spiral towers.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 20h

We must have over a grand's worth of the stuff. I love it, but when the three year old "accidentally" trashes an engineering masterpiece, I die a little.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 1d

You both need Jesus in your lives.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 1d

I won't be sharing a photo of me in a different era as I'm *trying* to value my mental health 🌈
#bogtroll

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 1d

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 1d

Dirty, dirty bastard.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 1d

Tomato 🤮
But I like tomato ketchup, various tomato based sauces/curries etc. texture innit.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 1d

I'll eat Cheese flavoured Quavers and Walkers Cheese & Onion crisps. I LOVE Pizza. But I strip it of cheese.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 1d

“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Hello. I am Cheese Lord of The Rings Dancing in the Moonlight.

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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 2d

What makes you proud to be British? For me, this is right up there.

A one-star review from a Texan tourist visiting Liverpool:

freddytexan (16 reviews)
“My wife and I visted Liverpool for our 30th wedding anniversary from Texas. Our evening was ruined when a man dressed as an adult baby called my wife a "Mad yank slut" because she'd never heard of a band called Steps.”

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 2d

I'm at that time of year where I want to get my heavy fringe cut back in. Summer is too sweaty and I need a naked forehead but I think I might be missing my fringe now, but I'm unsure.

That's today's news.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 3d

Are those tiny chairs? Or are they really far away?

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 3d

I'm having a King Prawn Pathia ❤️

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 4d

I've eaten Chinese food.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 4d

Busy day?

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 4d

Honestly though James. I leave you to your own devices for a day 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Kimmy @ohyertiz.bsky.social · 4d

Friday.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 4d

It's a right shame Kevin Spacey did shady things isn't it? He's rather good at the acting lark.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 4d

When you've got a violent case of Bum Bisto and trust the fart while wearing your new white kicks.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 5d

Oh yeah, I've seen that paw patrol thing. Shite. I'm certain toys of the 80's and 90's were far superior.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 5d

We scored this very item for free off neighbours having a clear out a few weeks ago. It's hidden under bed sheets in a cupboard for the middle one's birthday which is three days before Christmas. He will absolutely shit when he sees it. Problem is it's fucking massive. My poor living room. 😞

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