That's Montgomery Clift, Honey
@magatzapper.bsky.social
Best-selling author on /dev/null. Scientist. Fan of space physics and other nerdy pursuits. Slave to an embarrassingly large number of cats. Red Sea pedestrian.
Pinned
I'll keep saying this to whoever will listen: Everything they say and do is for the consumption of the base, they simply don't care what anyone else thinks. The base consists of sadistic idiots who enjoy this shit. Guaranteed they're loving the Gatsby and Lincoln bathroom stuff.
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"Never spread the lie in the headline" should be a hard rule of 21st century journalism.
Research shows that repeating lies helps to spread them, and people read headlines more than they read stories.
Research shows that repeating lies helps to spread them, and people read headlines more than they read stories.
News media has to do better with headlines that present false and unverified public health claims.
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
"Never spread the lie in the headline" should be a hard rule of 21st century journalism.
Research shows that repeating lies helps to spread them, and people read headlines more than they read stories.
Research shows that repeating lies helps to spread them, and people read headlines more than they read stories.
Don't misunderstand, folks, he's not retiring before the end of his term, he'll be there until January 2027.
🚨 One of Donald Trump's biggest defenders from Texas won't be in D.C. after the new year.
Troy Nehls becomes the sixth Texas Republican to announce they won't run for re-election.
Troy Nehls becomes the sixth Texas Republican to announce they won't run for re-election.
November 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Don't misunderstand, folks, he's not retiring before the end of his term, he'll be there until January 2027.
Special thanks to all the cosplay leftists who stayed home last November because they're so fucking stupid they got duped into believing Trump is tEh pEaCe MaN.
Half of Kyiv reported to be without electricity following hours-long overnight Russian drone and missile attacks. kyivindependent.com/six-injur...
'Half of Kyiv without electricity' — 2 killed, 37 injured in 'serious' Russian attack
Ukraine's Air Force said Russia launched 596 Shahed-type attack and decoy drones and 36 missiles of various types overnight.
kyivindependent.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Special thanks to all the cosplay leftists who stayed home last November because they're so fucking stupid they got duped into believing Trump is tEh pEaCe MaN.
The Army Has Messed-Up Rules That You Can't Get Around
I Was Bored and Wanted an Interesting Job so I Decided to Get a Job on a Whaling Vessel
On the other hand I think it would be very funny to retitle literary fiction light novel style. “Oh No! This Author Stand-In is Unhappily Married”
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The Army Has Messed-Up Rules That You Can't Get Around
@profanity.accountant
Have I cursed a lot more than most people?
Have I cursed a lot more than most people?
November 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
@profanity.accountant
Have I cursed a lot more than most people?
Have I cursed a lot more than most people?
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When a news outlet puts a reckless, undocumented claim by the Trump regime in the main headline and puts medical experts’ pushback in the smaller type, it’s making a choice. And not a good one.
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
When a news outlet puts a reckless, undocumented claim by the Trump regime in the main headline and puts medical experts’ pushback in the smaller type, it’s making a choice. And not a good one.
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The diehards are starting to decide after much prayerful consideration with their beautiful brides that being in the minority next year sounds like a shit sandwich.
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The diehards are starting to decide after much prayerful consideration with their beautiful brides that being in the minority next year sounds like a shit sandwich.
Ruminating on sociopathy. Got here by a convoluted route, starting with a Paul Simon biopic. I'd forgotten how controversial Graceland was bc he broke the cultural boycott of SA. Steve Van Zandt was a leader against apartheid. Got to thinking about his role in The Sopranos, supporting Tony. 1/x
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Ruminating on sociopathy. Got here by a convoluted route, starting with a Paul Simon biopic. I'd forgotten how controversial Graceland was bc he broke the cultural boycott of SA. Steve Van Zandt was a leader against apartheid. Got to thinking about his role in The Sopranos, supporting Tony. 1/x
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The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
Just to level set
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
Just to level set
Just scoured the NY Times website. Can't find a word about this story today.
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Just scoured the NY Times website. Can't find a word about this story today.
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trump: “no see we HAVE to blow up those boats in the caribbean, they could be carrying drugs!”
also trump:
also trump:
November 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
trump: “no see we HAVE to blow up those boats in the caribbean, they could be carrying drugs!”
also trump:
also trump:
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The U.S. isn’t a signatory to the ICC. It holds no power over any U.S. citizen. And the U.S. has a law that prohibits military from cooperating with the icc.
American white supremacy has no laws or international legal bodies that holds any power to regulate U.S. behavior.
Superpower 🤷🏾
American white supremacy has no laws or international legal bodies that holds any power to regulate U.S. behavior.
Superpower 🤷🏾
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The U.S. isn’t a signatory to the ICC. It holds no power over any U.S. citizen. And the U.S. has a law that prohibits military from cooperating with the icc.
American white supremacy has no laws or international legal bodies that holds any power to regulate U.S. behavior.
Superpower 🤷🏾
American white supremacy has no laws or international legal bodies that holds any power to regulate U.S. behavior.
Superpower 🤷🏾
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“Might” is doing heroic work here
If the U.S. was at war, Pete Hegseth's order would be a war crime, a military lawyer said. Instead, it might just be murder. wapo.st/49KbUJ1
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
“Might” is doing heroic work here
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It’s not a bias. It’s a transaction. Tens of millions of Ukrainian lives and the remnants of American respectability in exchange for an increase in the private fortunes of a few people.
President Vladimir Putin of Russia on Thursday defended President Trump’s special envoy against accusations of pro-Kremlin bias.
Putin Defends Witkoff Against Accusations of Pro-Russia Bias
The Russian leader called the U.S. special envoy “an intelligent man” who is properly representing his country in peace negotiations.
nyti.ms
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It’s not a bias. It’s a transaction. Tens of millions of Ukrainian lives and the remnants of American respectability in exchange for an increase in the private fortunes of a few people.
The other thing these resistrash accounts are fond of saying is that the ICE goons are January 6'ers that Trump pardoned. It's not just antisemitism, it's denial about how many Americans are thrilled to be Trump's gestapo.
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The other thing these resistrash accounts are fond of saying is that the ICE goons are January 6'ers that Trump pardoned. It's not just antisemitism, it's denial about how many Americans are thrilled to be Trump's gestapo.
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“Biden Asylum Cases” is NYT’s framing for a story pegged to a man who got asylum 3 months into the Trump administration
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
“Biden Asylum Cases” is NYT’s framing for a story pegged to a man who got asylum 3 months into the Trump administration
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
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With DC shooter now identified as an Afghan national not the antifa secret agent White House hoped for a good time to remember the Trump admin has gutted domestic anti-terrorism capacity and reassigned many to finding grandmothers to arrest at immigration hearings.
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
With DC shooter now identified as an Afghan national not the antifa secret agent White House hoped for a good time to remember the Trump admin has gutted domestic anti-terrorism capacity and reassigned many to finding grandmothers to arrest at immigration hearings.
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Chicago Protestors Reel After Fending Off Federal Charges talkingpointsmemo.com/news/chicago...
Chicago Protestors Reel After Fending Off Federal Charges
The administration governs by propaganda. There’s bluster, threats, and even real violence...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Chicago Protestors Reel After Fending Off Federal Charges talkingpointsmemo.com/news/chicago...
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No one shld lose sight of the fact that the Guard was only in DC as part of an extended political messaging stunt. The shooter is guilty for the attacks/carnage. Donald Trump is responsible for them. This is the collateral damage of Trump abusing his powers as President.
Pirro: "These Guardsmen and all who are here to protect the District are the line that separates a civilized society from a barbaric one."
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
No one shld lose sight of the fact that the Guard was only in DC as part of an extended political messaging stunt. The shooter is guilty for the attacks/carnage. Donald Trump is responsible for them. This is the collateral damage of Trump abusing his powers as President.
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Need inspiration for your Thanksgiving cooking? This sheet pan organic dry-brined turkey with an anise orange reduction—served with hazelnuts and morels atop an heirloom fingerling potato confit—will make you feel like a corrections officer cooking for Ghislaine Maxwell!
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Need inspiration for your Thanksgiving cooking? This sheet pan organic dry-brined turkey with an anise orange reduction—served with hazelnuts and morels atop an heirloom fingerling potato confit—will make you feel like a corrections officer cooking for Ghislaine Maxwell!
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Oh dang the article that started the avalanche of Biden Old push notifications from every major news outlet was written by a woman who was sleeping with a *different* presidential candidate *at the time*?
Now does everyone understand what I mean by "ratfucking operation"?
Now does everyone understand what I mean by "ratfucking operation"?
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Oh dang the article that started the avalanche of Biden Old push notifications from every major news outlet was written by a woman who was sleeping with a *different* presidential candidate *at the time*?
Now does everyone understand what I mean by "ratfucking operation"?
Now does everyone understand what I mean by "ratfucking operation"?
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Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
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There is a reason why Witkoff did not want any officials with the State Dept or anyone else present during his many meetings w/Putin - he didn’t want witnesses to his treasonous behavior. Highly unusual, but makes perfect sense when you consider that he only cared about Russia.
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
There is a reason why Witkoff did not want any officials with the State Dept or anyone else present during his many meetings w/Putin - he didn’t want witnesses to his treasonous behavior. Highly unusual, but makes perfect sense when you consider that he only cared about Russia.