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no crypto, no AI, viva la shitposting
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I Inherited This Ring and It’s More Trouble Than It‘s Worth
November 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I Inherited This Ring and It’s More Trouble Than It‘s Worth
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Thanks for reading, Mr. President
November 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Thanks for reading, Mr. President
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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Dimon practicing some risk management here is a big tell.
Dimon on why JPMorgan Chase is not funding WH Ballroom:
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Dimon practicing some risk management here is a big tell.
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Almighty Nothing,
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Almighty Nothing,
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
London Calling - The Clash
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
Debaser - Pixies
Radio Free Europe - REM
OKFMDOA - Dillinger Four
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
Debaser - Pixies
Radio Free Europe - REM
OKFMDOA - Dillinger Four
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
London Calling - The Clash
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
Debaser - Pixies
Radio Free Europe - REM
OKFMDOA - Dillinger Four
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
Debaser - Pixies
Radio Free Europe - REM
OKFMDOA - Dillinger Four
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but this is kind of getting away from the point of the conversation- i just can't be that mad at people reacting hostilely to this tech when the billionaires pushing it from the top are both disingenuous in its current capabilities and buying elections for far right politicians
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
but this is kind of getting away from the point of the conversation- i just can't be that mad at people reacting hostilely to this tech when the billionaires pushing it from the top are both disingenuous in its current capabilities and buying elections for far right politicians
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Jacob and I were invited to a friend’s parents’ Thanksgiving. They asked if we had any allergies. Jacob said, “Norah is allergic to cranberries.”
The parents gasped. They had cranberry sauce, nbd. The salad had cranberries, eh. And green beans and ham. The turkey? Coated & stuffed with cranberries
The parents gasped. They had cranberry sauce, nbd. The salad had cranberries, eh. And green beans and ham. The turkey? Coated & stuffed with cranberries
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Jacob and I were invited to a friend’s parents’ Thanksgiving. They asked if we had any allergies. Jacob said, “Norah is allergic to cranberries.”
The parents gasped. They had cranberry sauce, nbd. The salad had cranberries, eh. And green beans and ham. The turkey? Coated & stuffed with cranberries
The parents gasped. They had cranberry sauce, nbd. The salad had cranberries, eh. And green beans and ham. The turkey? Coated & stuffed with cranberries
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JUST IN: Judge Chutkan orders expedited processing of a FOIA request for files related to DOJ's handling of the Epstein files. ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show...
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
JUST IN: Judge Chutkan orders expedited processing of a FOIA request for files related to DOJ's handling of the Epstein files. ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show...
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no the new york times does not make money off of my once-a-year post about rogue one
The whole business model is just rage bait at this point. Just don’t engage with these people.
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
no the new york times does not make money off of my once-a-year post about rogue one
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i would like pritzker's list of his top 11 movies set in chicago
star wars discourse, okay, but i'm here for fugitive discourse
star wars discourse, okay, but i'm here for fugitive discourse
a man with a beard is talking on a cell phone while wearing a plaid shirt .
Alt: harrison ford in the fugitive starting to trim off his iconic beard
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
i would like pritzker's list of his top 11 movies set in chicago
star wars discourse, okay, but i'm here for fugitive discourse
star wars discourse, okay, but i'm here for fugitive discourse
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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We quibbled about a few of the placements on this list but I assure you that the Governor of Illinois knows Star Wars.
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
We quibbled about a few of the placements on this list but I assure you that the Governor of Illinois knows Star Wars.
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At a certain point, all the Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK/Sanford/whatever stuff starts to feel like we're all being forced to participate in some weird fetish of the media elite.
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
At a certain point, all the Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK/Sanford/whatever stuff starts to feel like we're all being forced to participate in some weird fetish of the media elite.
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Re: Kelly
They're about to give a man who would be an unbeatable presidential nominee a huge moral platform and I don't think they've thought this through.
They're about to give a man who would be an unbeatable presidential nominee a huge moral platform and I don't think they've thought this through.
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Re: Kelly
They're about to give a man who would be an unbeatable presidential nominee a huge moral platform and I don't think they've thought this through.
They're about to give a man who would be an unbeatable presidential nominee a huge moral platform and I don't think they've thought this through.
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BREAKING:
A judge has dismissed the criminal case against James Comey without prejudice. Rules Lindsey Halligan has been invalidly appointed.
A judge has dismissed the criminal case against James Comey without prejudice. Rules Lindsey Halligan has been invalidly appointed.
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
BREAKING:
A judge has dismissed the criminal case against James Comey without prejudice. Rules Lindsey Halligan has been invalidly appointed.
A judge has dismissed the criminal case against James Comey without prejudice. Rules Lindsey Halligan has been invalidly appointed.
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BREAKING:
A judge has dismissed the criminal case against James Comey without prejudice. Rules Lindsey Halligan has been invalidly appointed.
A judge has dismissed the criminal case against James Comey without prejudice. Rules Lindsey Halligan has been invalidly appointed.
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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"It was the first time it felt like, ‘Wow, the whole city is seeing what we’re seeing.’"
Zohran Mamdani’s video team tells @mehdirhasan.bsky.social about the behind the scenes freakout the day Mamdani walked the entirety of Manhattan.
Watch the full episode: zeteo.com/p/exclusive-...
Zohran Mamdani’s video team tells @mehdirhasan.bsky.social about the behind the scenes freakout the day Mamdani walked the entirety of Manhattan.
Watch the full episode: zeteo.com/p/exclusive-...
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"It was the first time it felt like, ‘Wow, the whole city is seeing what we’re seeing.’"
Zohran Mamdani’s video team tells @mehdirhasan.bsky.social about the behind the scenes freakout the day Mamdani walked the entirety of Manhattan.
Watch the full episode: zeteo.com/p/exclusive-...
Zohran Mamdani’s video team tells @mehdirhasan.bsky.social about the behind the scenes freakout the day Mamdani walked the entirety of Manhattan.
Watch the full episode: zeteo.com/p/exclusive-...
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
canon
we are going to win
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
canon
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Mamdani is the now in the will and is the designated heir to the Trump Organization
They let a man with increasingly obvious dementia be alone with Mamdani? Oh my god.
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Mamdani is the now in the will and is the designated heir to the Trump Organization
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"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game
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trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
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god trump so clearly thinks mamdani is an alpha and is ingratiating himself
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
god trump so clearly thinks mamdani is an alpha and is ingratiating himself