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@audiolibrarian.bsky.social
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nutedawn.bsky.social
No 👏 Kings 👏 includes 👏 Draft 👏 Kings
mattbinder.bsky.social
CNN is covering prediction market odds from an online casino as if it’s actual polling data
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charles.littlegreenfootballs.com
What’s the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop up a clarinet.
audiolibrarian.bsky.social
the passive cop voice is being applied to a swastika
politico.com
EXCLUSIVE: Capitol Police are investigating a swastika found in GOP Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.

“The content of that image does not reflect the values or standards of this office, my staff, or myself, and I condemn it in the strongest terms," Taylor said in a statement.
Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office
An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.
www.politico.com
audiolibrarian.bsky.social
that just means you get to try the same jokes on two different audiences
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atrupar.com
Sunny Hostin to Cheryl Hines: "The problem is that your husband is the least qualified HHS head that we've had in history. I think that's very dangerous. He has spread a lot of misinformation, chaos, and confusion."
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jessespector.com
(mariners win two games on the road) aww, you’re sweet!

(dodgers win two games on the road) hello… human resources???
audiolibrarian.bsky.social
the technical term is “the yips”
audiolibrarian.bsky.social
we fought a goddamn war so we wouldn't have to fucking drink tea.
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cooperlund.online
I suppose @jcsalterego.bsky.social would be the expert on that, yeah
Jerry Chen liked your post • 31s This is a really annoying reply, man
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brendelbored.bsky.social
I know a guy who has gotten super into crypto, is constantly broke as fuck, had his politics take an extreme rightwing turn in the past few years, and has a kid he never sees & has no idea how to parent when mom drops them off and you know what this guy does? He tries to give people life advice.
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synonymforwet.bsky.social
(Watches the right run a 50-plus year strategy of voting at every opportunity coming to near total fruition) “this doesn’t work, imo.”
audiolibrarian.bsky.social
it's too bad saudi arabia has so much oil and so little sun. they could probably make a lot of money off solar but alas! they will just have to pump every last drop of crude and close up shop.
audiolibrarian.bsky.social
this is false disinformation. your loan is now owed to the all-terrain vehicle and its heirs and descedents through the right of conquest.
audiolibrarian.bsky.social
the murderbot audiobooks are EXCELLENT.

very easy to follow, even while doing mundane dishes/laundry type stuff.
audiolibrarian.bsky.social
yeah, exactly.

"my tesla stock has value as collateral to buy twitter, but no value for tax purposes" seems like a big fucking problem
audiolibrarian.bsky.social
"...pales in comparison to my preferred strategy of telling YOU to go raid a concentration camp"
audiolibrarian.bsky.social
and even if it were having an impact on the cost of housing, the solution would be... build more housing

AND building more housing would have the added benefit of fucking their investment! something you would THINK would appeal to supposed leftists.
audiolibrarian.bsky.social
oh so you DON'T think blackROCK and blackSTONE are the same?

rock=stone, ergo, QED, ipso facto, transitive property: BLACKROCK=BLACKSTONE.
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toobigtofail.bsky.social
A) That's not what "Begs the Question" means;
B) Taking my kids to the protest in Manhattan Saturday. Nobody's paying us. It will be their first ever protest, at ages 5 and 7.
atrupar.com
Sean Duffy: "The No Kings protest, Maria, really frustrating. This is part of antifa, paid protesters. It begs the question who's funding it."
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clairewillett.bsky.social
I am so weary of that class of extremely online leftists who think being a Serious Person™️ who only posts and does nothing else is superior to being a Fun Person™️ who physically shows up
aaronputnam.bsky.social
I deleted a post of me in a frog suit with my 7-yr old daughter because a big account reposted, admonishing us for not being serious enough protestors (or something). I shouldn’t have included my daughter in the image, which was why I deleted it. But I was stunned by the condescension.