Swiss Army Chainsaw
@atsureki.bsky.social
Rose in the streets, Sophia in the sheets.
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Trying to explain why something is wrong to the right: 'this is like something a minority would do'
January 16, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Trying to explain why something is wrong to the right: 'this is like something a minority would do'
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They are canceling youth sports across the city in Minneapolis this weekend because lawless masked armed federal paramilitaries are targeting the children and families.
Minneapolis Parks and Recreation has canceled youth sports because ICE is terrorizing our community
January 16, 2026 at 6:39 PM
They are canceling youth sports across the city in Minneapolis this weekend because lawless masked armed federal paramilitaries are targeting the children and families.
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these are some pretty catastrophic approval numbers for ICE mom-murderers
they will not improve
they will not improve
January 16, 2026 at 2:45 AM
these are some pretty catastrophic approval numbers for ICE mom-murderers
they will not improve
they will not improve
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One difference between fascism and garden-variety authoritarianism is that fascism requires *public* violence.
The spectacle of gratuitous violence must be public, because fascism is built on the mythos that evil schemers are a threat to the true volk.
The spectacle of gratuitous violence must be public, because fascism is built on the mythos that evil schemers are a threat to the true volk.
January 15, 2026 at 10:09 PM
One difference between fascism and garden-variety authoritarianism is that fascism requires *public* violence.
The spectacle of gratuitous violence must be public, because fascism is built on the mythos that evil schemers are a threat to the true volk.
The spectacle of gratuitous violence must be public, because fascism is built on the mythos that evil schemers are a threat to the true volk.
Anyone know what Juan Guaidó is up to?
January 16, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Anyone know what Juan Guaidó is up to?
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GOP: We are sending armed perverts to assault families. Even babies. We are in open warfare against all things good.
Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies?
Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies?
January 15, 2026 at 11:35 PM
GOP: We are sending armed perverts to assault families. Even babies. We are in open warfare against all things good.
Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies?
Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies?
I'm not in a place where I think the Nobel Peace Prize needs or deserves saving, but yes, this is the only way.
I don’t think anyone living should get the prize. It should be posthumous or should not exist.
besides all the obvious things to say, my hot take is that this is also time to retire the Nobel Prize as this whole thing is too embarrassing for words
January 16, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I'm not in a place where I think the Nobel Peace Prize needs or deserves saving, but yes, this is the only way.
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75 BILLION DOLLARS????
america is paying FIVE TIMES the entire dutch infrastructure budget on an army of racist morons
america is paying FIVE TIMES the entire dutch infrastructure budget on an army of racist morons
Fun fact! We could be using the $75 billion allocated for ICE on literally anything else! Like essential services that help people exist! It’s almost as if these issues + our priorities have a lot of overlap!
Also people definitely can’t afford things if they get shot in the face!
Also people definitely can’t afford things if they get shot in the face!
Schumer as a major American metro is being brutally occupied by Trump goons: "The affordability crisis will be our focus throughout 2026 because that's what the American people are demanding"
January 15, 2026 at 10:36 PM
75 BILLION DOLLARS????
america is paying FIVE TIMES the entire dutch infrastructure budget on an army of racist morons
america is paying FIVE TIMES the entire dutch infrastructure budget on an army of racist morons
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Just so people outside of MN know - a lot of the US citizens getting “arrested” by ICE never get processed at Whipple. They are roughed up during the arrest and then often dropped off miles from where they were picked up. It means we don’t know the true scale of what ICE is doing based on ICE stats
January 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Just so people outside of MN know - a lot of the US citizens getting “arrested” by ICE never get processed at Whipple. They are roughed up during the arrest and then often dropped off miles from where they were picked up. It means we don’t know the true scale of what ICE is doing based on ICE stats
ICE attempted to murder an infant.
"Officers threw flash bangs and tear gas in my car. I got six kids in the car"
"His wife, Destiny Jackson, told FOX 9 their 6-month-old infant stopped breathing and lost consciousness. She then performed CPR on her baby."
"His wife, Destiny Jackson, told FOX 9 their 6-month-old infant stopped breathing and lost consciousness. She then performed CPR on her baby."
January 16, 2026 at 2:08 AM
ICE attempted to murder an infant.
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you got it, Bill, thanks for the heads up. you can help people in Minneapolis like this
Just donated! If you have some money to spare please consider doing likewise? If not, just spread the word. Thank you!
Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out.
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
January 16, 2026 at 12:14 AM
you got it, Bill, thanks for the heads up. you can help people in Minneapolis like this
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13-year-old step kid just told me their friend wasn’t at school today because he had a really bad reaction from the tear gas.
And he wasn’t even outside.
And he wasn’t even outside.
January 15, 2026 at 11:52 PM
13-year-old step kid just told me their friend wasn’t at school today because he had a really bad reaction from the tear gas.
And he wasn’t even outside.
And he wasn’t even outside.
Wasn't there some historical incident where like two different kooky guys tried to invade Russia in winter? If only anyone could remember how that went.
Naaaaaaailed it
January 16, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Wasn't there some historical incident where like two different kooky guys tried to invade Russia in winter? If only anyone could remember how that went.
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Minneapolis residents are painting tunnels onto brick walls and ICE agents are running into them. This is not funny.
Naaaaaaailed it
January 15, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Minneapolis residents are painting tunnels onto brick walls and ICE agents are running into them. This is not funny.
More than half of the public is anti-ICE.
We can't pretend to have a representative government if less than half of the de facto legal political parties agree with more than half of the public.
We can't pretend to have a representative government if less than half of the de facto legal political parties agree with more than half of the public.
i don't really give a shit if consultants think being anti-ICE is "good messaging" or whatever when people are actively being shot, beat, gassed and jailed.
January 16, 2026 at 1:20 AM
More than half of the public is anti-ICE.
We can't pretend to have a representative government if less than half of the de facto legal political parties agree with more than half of the public.
We can't pretend to have a representative government if less than half of the de facto legal political parties agree with more than half of the public.
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Liberals say that Trump's personal Gestapo is destroying our democracy. They're wrong—Trump's personal Gestapo is destroying our republic.
January 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Liberals say that Trump's personal Gestapo is destroying our democracy. They're wrong—Trump's personal Gestapo is destroying our republic.
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liberals are impossible to satirize
January 11, 2026 at 5:03 PM
liberals are impossible to satirize
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What Order Will You Refuse making a big comeback in the important questions ranking right alongside Do I Have The Fucking Measles
June 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
What Order Will You Refuse making a big comeback in the important questions ranking right alongside Do I Have The Fucking Measles
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THIS GOES SO HARD. The rad folks at BRLSQ have done it again.
January 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
THIS GOES SO HARD. The rad folks at BRLSQ have done it again.
Supporting murder is literally the FOP's raison d'être. They are a legal defense fund to keep bad cops from facing consequences. The absolute scum of the earth in no uncertain terms.
Thank you for telling us you neither serve nor protect. Thank you for saying the quiet part out loud. That was state murder in broad daylight, captured from multiple angles by multiple witnesses, and the people of Minneapolis have eyes.
You support murder.
You support murder.
January 10, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Supporting murder is literally the FOP's raison d'être. They are a legal defense fund to keep bad cops from facing consequences. The absolute scum of the earth in no uncertain terms.
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there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
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If you’re of the opinion that simply being frightened means you get to kill whoever you want, maybe shut up for the rest of your life
Or at least considering that civilians have a far greater claim to fear than heavily armed Gestapo agents
Or at least considering that civilians have a far greater claim to fear than heavily armed Gestapo agents
January 9, 2026 at 5:24 AM
If you’re of the opinion that simply being frightened means you get to kill whoever you want, maybe shut up for the rest of your life
Or at least considering that civilians have a far greater claim to fear than heavily armed Gestapo agents
Or at least considering that civilians have a far greater claim to fear than heavily armed Gestapo agents
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China is so emotionally devastated by the attack on Venezuela that they are accurately describing the United States, says Biden’s ambassador to China
January 9, 2026 at 5:28 AM
China is so emotionally devastated by the attack on Venezuela that they are accurately describing the United States, says Biden’s ambassador to China
He's exactly who we think he is: a bloodthirsty psychopath who's spent his entire "career" looking for an excuse.
The case involved Ross punching out a man's window and tasing him while he attempted to drive away; the man shook him off his car, giving Ross injuries that required 33 stitches. The man called 911 to report that he'd been assaulted by ICE and was later convicted of assault on a federal officer.
January 9, 2026 at 11:38 AM
He's exactly who we think he is: a bloodthirsty psychopath who's spent his entire "career" looking for an excuse.
Practically verbatim.
Whether it's conservative men with guns shooting Honda-driving women in the head or Honda-driving women making conservative men with guns feel scared, both sides share blame for conservative men with guns shooting Honda-driving women in the head.
January 8, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Practically verbatim.