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Joseph Zucker
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Ohio's biggest Seattle Storm and San Diego Padres fan. Breaking news writer at Bleacher Report.
I was happy when Salah re-signed but a small part of me knew it would turn really sour if his form started to dip. And now we’re there

www.thetimes.com/sport/footba...
Mohamed Salah: Liverpool have thrown me under bus. Time to say goodbye
Marginalised club legend says he no longer has relationship with head coach Slot and may not return to Merseyside after upcoming Africa Cup of Nations
www.thetimes.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
December 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Texas Tech winning means that every tabernacle will be replaced by a prosperity gospel megachurch
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Watching my nephew at a jiu-jitsu event and quickly realizing he’s going to kick my ass much earlier than I had planned
December 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Giving an eight-year contract to the coach who was like your fourth choice is hilarious
December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
First Liz Holmes, now Olivia Nuzzi. This country doesn’t want to see powerful women succeed
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This is both a dumb and telling hill for the WNBA to die on. You can’t compare the W to men’s leagues on housing when the compensation and calendars are vastly different.
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Each new piece of information about this only makes the Clippers look worse

bleacherreport.com/articles/253...
James Harden Reportedly 'Opposed' Chris Paul Joining Clippers in NBA Free Agency
Los Angeles Clippers star James Harden was reportedly against the idea of the team signing veteran point guard Chris Paul during the offseason.
bleacherreport.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Oh so it’s a crime now to make sure people get home safely?
“FBI Director Kash Patel has — on more than one occasion — ordered that the security detail protecting his girlfriend escort one of her allegedly inebriated friends home after a night of partying in Nashville” www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
Kash Patel ordered FBI detail to give girlfriend’s pal a lift home: sources
FBI agents have grown increasingly concerned by Patel’s use of the bureau’s strapped resource.
www.ms.now
December 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“Elsbeth” doing a Jordon Hudson episode?
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
This is the one thing we didn’t want to happen
Trump may have accidentally pardoned the pipe bomb guy?
December 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’d like to present a counterpoint:
December 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This is another example of why I couldn't care less when some famous celebrity or athlete becomes a minority stakeholder in a women's team. They have no actual power over day-to-day business and they never use their massive platforms to effect change.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
Players union says NWSL engaged in ‘flagrant’ violation of Trinity Rodman’s free agent rights
The NWSLPA says the league violated at least five different sections of the current collective bargaining agreement.
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I've reached early March 1998 on my long march to watch every WCW PPV/Nitro/Thunder, and I kinda think people underestimate the challenge of what you do with Sting and Bret Hart post-Starrcade '97
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This is me at my most conservative boomer. I hate how CFP expansion has only made schools more whiny and entitled. Just win enough games in the first place!

www.on3.com/news/vanderb...
Vanderbilt explored playing exempt 13th game to boost College Football Playoff resume
Vanderbilt considered playing an additional 13th game this season as an extra showcase for the College Football Playoff committee.
www.on3.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
No way
Here is the play in which Giannis Antetokounmpo was injured.

The #Bucks are calling it a right calf strain.
December 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I always empathize with teams in small markets, especially in the NBA where young stars aren't allowed to miss the playoffs for one year before we're trading them to the Lakers or Knicks. But the Bucks just need to get this over with.

www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
Sources: Giannis mulls future in talks with Bucks
Giannis Antetokounmpo and agent Alex Saratsis are having conversations with the Bucks about the two-time NBA MVP's future, sources told ESPN.
www.espn.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This is truly the gift that keeps giving. We have the Mississippi Department of Public Safety going on the record to refute the claim that an Ole Miss fan tried to run Lane off the road.

www.clarionledger.com/story/sports...
Why MS state patrol says no one tried to run Lane Kiffin off road to airport, per report
Was Lane Kiffin run off the road leaving Ole Miss for LSU on Nov. 30? The Mississippi Highway Patrol denied Kiffin's claims in his press conference
www.clarionledger.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The only equally bad hiring processes I can recall are Tennessee in 2017 and Auburn in 2020. Checking to see whether either of those hires at least worked out.
Sources: Jeff Brohm has turned down overtures from Penn State to remain at Louisville. He and the Louisville administration continue to work on new contract terms that should be finalized in the near future.
December 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This is the male equivalent of Martin Luther posting the Ninety-five Theses on the church door
"Men need to spend money to get laid!"

Meanwhile, just the other day...
December 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
We’re witnessing a generational run by Carly Rae Jepsen on my Apple Music account
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Ian Graham's book was a lot of patting himself on the back for identifying all of the right players to sign for Liverpool, and he goes out of his way to praise Tony Bloom a lot too for being analytically minded. That's going to age really well, I imagine.
This story has everything, man.

The fact that one of the main figures is a Premier League owner nicknamed "The Lizard" who has an exemption to anti-gambling rules because he's a professional gambler yet he STILL probably broke the rules, is just one part of it. www.thetimes.com/sport/footba...
Nigel Farage aide fronted Tony Bloom’s £600m betting syndicate, court told
High Court claim alleges George Cottrell was the ‘whale’ for betting syndicate of Brighton owner, who has special dispensation from the FA to gamble on football
www.thetimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"Sources said the WNBA’s current salary structure proposal would result in the players receiving less than 15 percent of total league revenue."

The NBA doesn't respect the WNBA or truly want it to succeed.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
WNBA CBA proposal includes mandatory draft combine, new revenue-sharing model: Sources
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I feel like such a rube for getting behind the anti-BCS crusade as a kid
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM