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world’s first depression-based lifeform. 26, en/es/occasional fr
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Are we still doing diner journalism? Because today at a greasy spoon in Stateline, Nevada, a 65 year old birder named Maryanne told me that she likes that “Mamdonnelly” fellow and thinks that Donald Trump is a pedophile.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Are we still doing diner journalism? Because today at a greasy spoon in Stateline, Nevada, a 65 year old birder named Maryanne told me that she likes that “Mamdonnelly” fellow and thinks that Donald Trump is a pedophile.
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that’s part of why i’m almost more pissed at lizza here
he’s slow walking this so he’s offered more $ for the rest and to prolong her humiliation with the pointless petty details that we all can’t help but gape at if only in passing
he’s slow walking this so he’s offered more $ for the rest and to prolong her humiliation with the pointless petty details that we all can’t help but gape at if only in passing
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
that’s part of why i’m almost more pissed at lizza here
he’s slow walking this so he’s offered more $ for the rest and to prolong her humiliation with the pointless petty details that we all can’t help but gape at if only in passing
he’s slow walking this so he’s offered more $ for the rest and to prolong her humiliation with the pointless petty details that we all can’t help but gape at if only in passing
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More focused on proximity to power and book deals than doing the actual work of journalism while everyone who actually cares about this work is scrabbling for freelance scraps or being reporter/editor/ceo/social manager/cfo/cto of their newsletter.
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
More focused on proximity to power and book deals than doing the actual work of journalism while everyone who actually cares about this work is scrabbling for freelance scraps or being reporter/editor/ceo/social manager/cfo/cto of their newsletter.
forget the shit about this nude portrait trump artist shit WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING BUTLER PENNSYLVANIA COMMENT
One thing about the end of the latest piece from Ryan Lizza about how corrupt Olivia Nuzzi is: the artist mentioned here is the same one who Vanity Fair commissioned to do the "abstract nude" painting of Nuzzi
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
forget the shit about this nude portrait trump artist shit WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING BUTLER PENNSYLVANIA COMMENT
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If Vanity Fair doesn't fire her, nothing they or any other Condé Nast brand publishes should ever be trusted again.
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
If Vanity Fair doesn't fire her, nothing they or any other Condé Nast brand publishes should ever be trusted again.
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in dune, there are a series of people who were almost kwisatz haderach. these people are strange monsters that remain in the periphery as, basically, viziers and spies.
anyway i sometimes think of certain people as this thing and it's hard to unpack the reference in conversation
anyway i sometimes think of certain people as this thing and it's hard to unpack the reference in conversation
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
in dune, there are a series of people who were almost kwisatz haderach. these people are strange monsters that remain in the periphery as, basically, viziers and spies.
anyway i sometimes think of certain people as this thing and it's hard to unpack the reference in conversation
anyway i sometimes think of certain people as this thing and it's hard to unpack the reference in conversation
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Some sorta ersatz haderach?
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Some sorta ersatz haderach?
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It’s kinda dumb that there’s a character named Sauron and one named Saruman. That’s like having your two main villains named Becca and Rebecca.
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It’s kinda dumb that there’s a character named Sauron and one named Saruman. That’s like having your two main villains named Becca and Rebecca.
incipient zack friend energy from this ryan fellow
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
incipient zack friend energy from this ryan fellow
i—what is she even saying here
Every time I think she's said the dumbest thing imaginable, she surprises me and says something even dumber. And I think that's beautiful
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
i—what is she even saying here
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Remember, he is still *The Pope*. He can get away with *a lot* but like, he's still catholic under all that extra chicago woke
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Remember, he is still *The Pope*. He can get away with *a lot* but like, he's still catholic under all that extra chicago woke
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"Euphemism treadmill? Hey everyone, check out this asshole over here doesn't know we call that shibboleth generators now!"
Where there is a group people are yearning to be a part of, Shibboleth generators will be there.
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
"Euphemism treadmill? Hey everyone, check out this asshole over here doesn't know we call that shibboleth generators now!"
she armor my core til my rubicon fires
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
she armor my core til my rubicon fires
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Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
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imagining a sort of "umamusume ugly derby" where the horses are reimagined as similar but worse-looking horses
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
imagining a sort of "umamusume ugly derby" where the horses are reimagined as similar but worse-looking horses
was mashpotato soccerguy's entire plan with kirby air ride to make this game a reality the whole time 🤔
In 1995, multiple video game magazines discussed a game that was less than halfway finished, shown off at that year's JAMMA show. That was Vic Viper: Battle Racing, a Gradius spin-off in the vein of F-Zero and Wipeout featuring Gradius vehicles and, you guessed it, battle racing. It never released.
Retro spotlight: Vic Viper: Battle Racing
Konami spun Gradius out into other genres, but in the mid-90s, they nearly went somewhere they should still really go.
retroxp.beehiiv.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
was mashpotato soccerguy's entire plan with kirby air ride to make this game a reality the whole time 🤔
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How did they know!!!! 😱😱😭‼️
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
How did they know!!!! 😱😱😭‼️
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YA SEE KIRBY, IM A HOLLERIN HOOTIN HIMEDANSHI. A HEE A HEE HEE
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 AM
YA SEE KIRBY, IM A HOLLERIN HOOTIN HIMEDANSHI. A HEE A HEE HEE
does fall out boy count as dad rock now 😦
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
does fall out boy count as dad rock now 😦
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"Slinkman, stop asking me questions about video games! I'm trying to see what those meatheads in Jelly Cabin are up to!"
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"Slinkman, stop asking me questions about video games! I'm trying to see what those meatheads in Jelly Cabin are up to!"
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
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If nearly everyone had an STD, I’d still want people to disclose that shit.
Epic CEO says AI disclosures like Steam's make "no sense" because AI will be involved in "nearly all" future game development
https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/1p7eh60/epic_ceo_says_ai_disclosures_like_steams_make_no/
https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/1p7eh60/epic_ceo_says_ai_disclosures_like_steams_make_no/
Epic CEO says AI disclosures like Steam's make "no sense" because AI will be involved in "nearly all" future game development
r/pcgaming
www.reddit.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
If nearly everyone had an STD, I’d still want people to disclose that shit.