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Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s

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25, tired, and sad. en/es/occasional fr. was taking a break from bluesky until further notice but now taking a break from that break i guess

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Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 24d

YOUR TAKING TOO LONG

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Nexxtic (Selaco Lead Dev) @selaco.bsky.social · 1d

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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 6h

At long last, we are doing Sicario from the hit movie “don’t do Sicario”

Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 7h

DHS really embracing the “we’re doing Sicario” thing on its official social media accounts

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Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 6h

considering the publication they’re writing for, i think that’s probably a no

Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 6h

i’m like, a good 50 years too young to have experienced Peak Star Trek fandom but i’ve stuck around in fan communities long enough to know that female spirk shippers practically founded fanfiction *as a whole*, let alone the star trek fandom

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Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 6h

are these people stupid or something

Earl Grey: 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 @earlgreymemes.club · 1d

okay grandpa, let's get you to bed

To understand this problem, first, you have to understand the demographics of Star Trek viewers. Trekkies are and always have been men. Women are not usually interested in science fiction, but that’s doubly true of Star Trek in particular.

I hear you, random guy who once knew some lady who watched every Voyager episode. I see you on Instagram, attractive girl cosplaying in Starfleet miniskirts. Unfortunately, you very cool Trek-girls are the exception, not the rule.

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Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 7h

f r a m e r a t e

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 1d

Delicately questioning the person who "only listens to video game music" to figure out whether they're a prog rock fan who doesn't know it or an instrumental jazz fan who doesn't know it.

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dadonpachi 2 - the absolute plus @jgnagain.bsky.social · 19h

there needs to be more IDM songs in rhythm games

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The Onion @theonion.com · 2d

National Guardsman Awakes Screaming From Nightmare About Americans Going About Daily Lives

FORT WORTH, TX—Catching his breath and wiping the sweat from his brow after he realized it was all just a bad dream, Texas National Guard member Jason Ringgold reportedly woke up screaming at 3 a.m. T...

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Techno-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 2d

Imagine being so racist you don't even let your food brown

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Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 22h

Every time I see her key art I’m like “did Mari take the picture or”

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Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 22h

oomfie i don’t think yaoi is part of a balanced diet

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Gozu @gozufucker69.bsky.social · 1d

"master chief comes to playstation" would've brought about *generational* posting in the early-mid 2010s. now it's just saddened, somewhat amused acceptance. the world has changed.

PlayStation @playstation.com · 1d

Master Chief comes to PlayStation.

Halo: Campaign Evolved launches on PS5 next year, rebuilt and modernized with 2-player local co-op and 4-player online co-op: play.st/4oAYnr5

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Kayin @kayin.moe · 23h

I wish nintendo as a company didn't suck because watching Microsoft shit the bed and Sony floundering, I wanna be happy for the company whose business model is still largely "Make games that people actually like and they'll actually want to buy them"

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 1d

all Canadians should be allowed to Hashtag-ElbowsUp Lib Out a bit this week, as a treat

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Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 22h

i read this as a weird meme spelling of “pikmin” 😭

wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1d

defeating my enemy in battle: hard fought but my valiant opponent was no match for my mighty pikemen

defeated by enemy in battle: bullshit, cheap, my good pikemen were still traversing the mountain pass

Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 22h

IDGAF about baseball I am just shocked that apparently they let fetuses play now

Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 22h

…oh my god he’s younger than me

ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 1d

Trey Yesavage fast facts:

- the Iraq War has been going on for his entire life
- Michael Jordan has been retired his entire life
- LeBron James has been in the NBA his entire life
- he just went 1-2-3 and struck out the greatest baseball player of all time to begin Game 1 of the World Series

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Kayin @kayin.moe · 23h

While Sony and Microsoft suck in well rounded ways, Nintendo minmaxed and kept all their flaw points away from their games and put them into their legal department.