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aoihana.bsky.social
Zohran High School Host Club
@aoihana.bsky.social
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world’s first depression-based lifeform. 26, en/es/occasional fr
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tonight's episode: THE WRITER'S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Chisato Lycoris Recoil doing the pointing soyjak thing because holy shit that's me
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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sauropod looking at the camera with a stoned expression captioned “WHEN YOU OUTSIDE AND YOU SMELL THAT BOSS HITSTUN”
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Steve Harvey looking at an epic gamer goober in utter shock and saying “Meet and HUH???”
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Meet Subversion Man! (Pic of Gege Akutami’s fuckass one-eyed cat avatar photoshopped over Superman photoshopped over the Jujutsu Kaisen logo) Subverts expectations every single time “No sorcerer dies without regrets” “Let Gege cook” “Just wait Yuji will move mountains” “Jujutsu Kaisen is not a character-driven story” Give me Misogyny with no apologies most my female cast is in the trash (Grid showing the female cast of JJK, most of who are dead, irrelevant or Miwa. Maki is listed as “the only competent one”) Subverts all tropes 2/3 MCs incapacitated Side characters just not utilized for the sake of “consequences” Multiple unsatisfying character deaths lacking emotional weight Write meaningful conclusions to my characters people have built an attachmet to once they’ve fully developed and played their role in the story? ❌ Kill them off for “consequences and stakes” lol ✅
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Thed pfp with speech bubble above him
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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deep-fried thanos: Post it “but sire the quality” thanos: “Just do it”
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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i actually figured this out right after watching the second air riders direct LOL and remember being so surprised by my own revelation
WOL Badguy: also I just realized Rick the Hamster’s name is a pun Rick, Kine and Coo are named after land, sea and air in Japanese (riku, kai, kuu)
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Kakyoin from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure screaming as he wakes up in a cold sweat from some horrible nightmare
November 22, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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mysillycomics turtle lookin ass mf lookin down with an inscrutable expression and goin “yea”
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Charlotte from Twials of Mana holding a bottle of John Walk spicy water
November 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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skibidi toilet
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Tiffany Pollard looking all shocked and saying “GUSTAVO PETRO?!?”
November 21, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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tf goin on in kirby 💀
The giant mobile fortress, Gigantis, rises from its earthen tomb
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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“Save the Tales series… …Masahiro Sakurai!”
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Mizuki thumbs up
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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blah blah blah norm macdonald blah blah blah strike viewers as harsh blah blah blah everyone involved should die
November 18, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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Norm MacDonald dressed as a newscaster saying "Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die."
November 18, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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Talking Mario Wonder flower saying "Well then."
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Affinity is free and open-source now I’m just saying someone has a prime opportunity
White rabbit from Alice in Wonderland pointing at his watch
November 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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You WILL elect the woman
You WILL deport the groypers
You WILL trade in your Tesla for a Chevy Bolt
and you WILL be happy
Soyjacksepticeye
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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“bro visited his friend” meme template
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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shout outs to this version I made in reaction to *gestures vaguely at the US government*
pic of an angry-ass red soyjak >mfw I am genius but I have American citizenship so i am stuck here with you dumbasses
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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LESBIAN JOCKEY
CHICKEN JOCKEY
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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how it‘s felt to do programming homework these past few weeks
*catgirl spil juce* I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM