Angie Seibold
@angieseibold.bsky.social
I ain’t old, baby, I’m brand new.
Every major iOS update can be summarized with, “We made everything rounder”
December 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Every major iOS update can be summarized with, “We made everything rounder”
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when your crime is adorable, that's when they proseCUTE 😍
October 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
when your crime is adorable, that's when they proseCUTE 😍
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*reading a post that’s just a man’s name with no other context* ah this must be about baseball
October 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
*reading a post that’s just a man’s name with no other context* ah this must be about baseball
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We’re all narcissistic it’s not a competition
September 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
We’re all narcissistic it’s not a competition
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Why does everything cost $30
September 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Why does everything cost $30
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ME: sorry, I’m ticklish
NAIL TECH WITH A BLOODY RAG TO HER NOSE:
NAIL TECH WITH A BLOODY RAG TO HER NOSE:
September 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
ME: sorry, I’m ticklish
NAIL TECH WITH A BLOODY RAG TO HER NOSE:
NAIL TECH WITH A BLOODY RAG TO HER NOSE:
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We should not have started naming generations with "X". We ran out of letters so quickly
September 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
We should not have started naming generations with "X". We ran out of letters so quickly
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The world went to shit when we removed The Monkees reruns from television programming
September 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The world went to shit when we removed The Monkees reruns from television programming
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why is it always "you should try talking with your right wing family" and not "your right wing family maybe needs to stop voting for people who want you dead
September 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
why is it always "you should try talking with your right wing family" and not "your right wing family maybe needs to stop voting for people who want you dead
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Among the many things we lost with the move to streaming and away from DVDs, one that often gets overlooked is the surreal sensation of dozing off in the middle of a movie only to be jolted awake 40 minutes later by the blast of library music playing in an endless loop over the main menu.
September 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Among the many things we lost with the move to streaming and away from DVDs, one that often gets overlooked is the surreal sensation of dozing off in the middle of a movie only to be jolted awake 40 minutes later by the blast of library music playing in an endless loop over the main menu.
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
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Life is short and the hour of our death is a mystery, so no, I will not rate my transaction
August 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Life is short and the hour of our death is a mystery, so no, I will not rate my transaction
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Mass shooters since 2018 who were transgender — 4.
Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender — 4,193.
Hope that helps.
Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender — 4,193.
Hope that helps.
August 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Mass shooters since 2018 who were transgender — 4.
Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender — 4,193.
Hope that helps.
Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender — 4,193.
Hope that helps.
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your body may deteriorate as you get older but at least you also slowly lose all your friends
August 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
your body may deteriorate as you get older but at least you also slowly lose all your friends
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when i was child i didn’t think so much of adulthood would be spent unlearning all the messed up things i was taught as a kid
August 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
when i was child i didn’t think so much of adulthood would be spent unlearning all the messed up things i was taught as a kid
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them: the lesson from grease is to change everything about yourself to please someone else
me: really? i thought it was smoking is cool as hell
me: really? i thought it was smoking is cool as hell
August 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
them: the lesson from grease is to change everything about yourself to please someone else
me: really? i thought it was smoking is cool as hell
me: really? i thought it was smoking is cool as hell
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I’m just going to assume that this sign means BEWARE OF ANGRY CASSETTE TAPES
August 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I’m just going to assume that this sign means BEWARE OF ANGRY CASSETTE TAPES
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Me: (birdwatching) ooo a brown one
August 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Me: (birdwatching) ooo a brown one
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I envy the confidence of stupid people.
August 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I envy the confidence of stupid people.
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MAGA Dude: I am an alpha. We are bringing back traditional masculinity. If you don’t like it, you’re a pussy.
Also MAGA Dude: New York City is scawwwy! I saw a lot of meaning looking people of color and I was afwaid.
Also MAGA Dude: New York City is scawwwy! I saw a lot of meaning looking people of color and I was afwaid.
July 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
MAGA Dude: I am an alpha. We are bringing back traditional masculinity. If you don’t like it, you’re a pussy.
Also MAGA Dude: New York City is scawwwy! I saw a lot of meaning looking people of color and I was afwaid.
Also MAGA Dude: New York City is scawwwy! I saw a lot of meaning looking people of color and I was afwaid.
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Can’t believe I’ve become a radical extremist with so many unpopular, society-shaking opinions like that all humans deserve human rights, including clean air and healthcare.
July 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Can’t believe I’ve become a radical extremist with so many unpopular, society-shaking opinions like that all humans deserve human rights, including clean air and healthcare.
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online really loves to whip out the social identity categories to explain, criticize, or defend behavior. but sometimes people are just dipshits
July 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
online really loves to whip out the social identity categories to explain, criticize, or defend behavior. but sometimes people are just dipshits
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there are self-serving, antagonistic, and just plain annoying people in literally every identity group. being a member of an oppressed class doesn't exempt you from being a dumbass
July 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
there are self-serving, antagonistic, and just plain annoying people in literally every identity group. being a member of an oppressed class doesn't exempt you from being a dumbass
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Sex is great but have you ever made peace with the terror of being alive
July 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Sex is great but have you ever made peace with the terror of being alive