Jane
@anasmashnova.bsky.social
Former moron trying to read a little bit
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Thanksbutnothanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Thanksbutnothanksgiving
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What if a girl had claws
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
What if a girl had claws
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Jerry Seinfeld: What's the deal with airline food?
Me: It's only for rich-ass jerks who fly first class
Jerry Seinfeld:
Me:
Jerry Seinfeld: Guys can't be funny anymore cuz of woke
Me: It's only for rich-ass jerks who fly first class
Jerry Seinfeld:
Me:
Jerry Seinfeld: Guys can't be funny anymore cuz of woke
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Jerry Seinfeld: What's the deal with airline food?
Me: It's only for rich-ass jerks who fly first class
Jerry Seinfeld:
Me:
Jerry Seinfeld: Guys can't be funny anymore cuz of woke
Me: It's only for rich-ass jerks who fly first class
Jerry Seinfeld:
Me:
Jerry Seinfeld: Guys can't be funny anymore cuz of woke
Don’t turn on dogs in the wild a nature series if you want to do anything else today
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Don’t turn on dogs in the wild a nature series if you want to do anything else today
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has there ever been a good bluesky post?
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
has there ever been a good bluesky post?
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sorry for freaking out before i literally just did something dumb
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 AM
sorry for freaking out before i literally just did something dumb
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The thing about sex is that it's a bit of a sticky wicket.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The thing about sex is that it's a bit of a sticky wicket.
The best day to break your phone is the Sunday before Black Friday. No line at apple and no line at att it was a black friday miracle
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The best day to break your phone is the Sunday before Black Friday. No line at apple and no line at att it was a black friday miracle
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I think I would get laid so much more if I just started lying about it
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I think I would get laid so much more if I just started lying about it
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babe, listen, I need you to bring me $15,000 cash and my passport. I out-pizza’d the hut and they are after me
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
babe, listen, I need you to bring me $15,000 cash and my passport. I out-pizza’d the hut and they are after me
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promise me you’ll bury me with my funko pops
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
promise me you’ll bury me with my funko pops
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Any man should be able to pick his own dick out of a lineup
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Any man should be able to pick his own dick out of a lineup
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Midwest sober is when you drink every day until you can’t see straight but you don’t swear
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Midwest sober is when you drink every day until you can’t see straight but you don’t swear
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waiting for the larry summers “why i left harvard” free press piece
November 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
waiting for the larry summers “why i left harvard” free press piece
I mean Larry Summers is old enough to have all his original teeth… like he’s a thousand years old. stepping down from roles probably should have happened like 5 years ago for him without scandal
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I mean Larry Summers is old enough to have all his original teeth… like he’s a thousand years old. stepping down from roles probably should have happened like 5 years ago for him without scandal
Hey fam… they have a thing in the self checkout aisle at kohls where you can take the security tag off before you ring it up
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Hey fam… they have a thing in the self checkout aisle at kohls where you can take the security tag off before you ring it up
Guy who refuses to watch child porn because of the video quality
November 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Guy who refuses to watch child porn because of the video quality
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No lawmaker in Congress should be able to buy, own, and sell individual stocks. Period. Let's make Congressional stock trading illegal.
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
No lawmaker in Congress should be able to buy, own, and sell individual stocks. Period. Let's make Congressional stock trading illegal.
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BREAKING: AMC announces Larry Summers will no longer deliver “heartbreak feels good in a place like this” line
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
BREAKING: AMC announces Larry Summers will no longer deliver “heartbreak feels good in a place like this” line
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Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Jesus to his disciples:
These are my cats the rains of castamere
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
These are my cats the rains of castamere
I look like a ball.
i am naturally pretty
i was born this way
but also i work real hard to maintain
i was born this way
but also i work real hard to maintain
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I look like a ball.