Lamont Price
@lpizzle.bsky.social
Comedian, Actor, Writer. Judy Blume is my dream woman. Great on clay
Uber driver just ripped ASS. Smell like boiled butt in this Honda Accord Hybrid
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Uber driver just ripped ASS. Smell like boiled butt in this Honda Accord Hybrid
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Let me log off this app. Cause I read something else when I saw the title of that book.
We raise our library voices to celebrate our Indigenous neighbors 💜
How wonderful to exist alongside Indigenous Peoples! You have always been here, you are still here. Celebrate & support them: their stories, history, community, art, food ✨
Thankful for you, we celebrate you today & every day 🧡
How wonderful to exist alongside Indigenous Peoples! You have always been here, you are still here. Celebrate & support them: their stories, history, community, art, food ✨
Thankful for you, we celebrate you today & every day 🧡
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Let me log off this app. Cause I read something else when I saw the title of that book.
When we saw Rocky with this robot we knew he was about to go broke
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
When we saw Rocky with this robot we knew he was about to go broke
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Best theory ever!
Home Alone came out almost exactly 2 months after Goodfellas so I prefer to think Tommy never really got whacked. The hit was a front. He was just renamed Harry and sent into witness protection to work as a plumber in Winnetka IL. But he just couldn't fight that itch
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Best theory ever!
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This...this might could work??? Your mind. 🤯😳
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
This...this might could work??? Your mind. 🤯😳
The slow sipping is back
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The slow sipping is back
BARRY HOROWITZ!!!
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
BARRY HOROWITZ!!!
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Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
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This belongs in a museum
Home Alone came out almost exactly 2 months after Goodfellas so I prefer to think Tommy never really got whacked. The hit was a front. He was just renamed Harry and sent into witness protection to work as a plumber in Winnetka IL. But he just couldn't fight that itch
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This belongs in a museum
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THIS.
IS.
GENIUS.
IS.
GENIUS.
Home Alone came out almost exactly 2 months after Goodfellas so I prefer to think Tommy never really got whacked. The hit was a front. He was just renamed Harry and sent into witness protection to work as a plumber in Winnetka IL. But he just couldn't fight that itch
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
THIS.
IS.
GENIUS.
IS.
GENIUS.
Home Alone came out almost exactly 2 months after Goodfellas so I prefer to think Tommy never really got whacked. The hit was a front. He was just renamed Harry and sent into witness protection to work as a plumber in Winnetka IL. But he just couldn't fight that itch
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Home Alone came out almost exactly 2 months after Goodfellas so I prefer to think Tommy never really got whacked. The hit was a front. He was just renamed Harry and sent into witness protection to work as a plumber in Winnetka IL. But he just couldn't fight that itch
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
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I know that Cheryl Hines is married to RFK Jr but my brain has never really been able to accept it as reality it feels like learning that Ronald McDonald is married to Daisy Duck it’s like what do you mean
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I know that Cheryl Hines is married to RFK Jr but my brain has never really been able to accept it as reality it feels like learning that Ronald McDonald is married to Daisy Duck it’s like what do you mean
Oh you ain't playing around
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Oh you ain't playing around
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Guys, twist ending, I've MET Mr. Fantasy and didn't even know
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Guys, twist ending, I've MET Mr. Fantasy and didn't even know
I wonder if struggle plates will make their way over to Bluesky
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I wonder if struggle plates will make their way over to Bluesky
If this is Second Chance/Boys Will Be Boys it's one of most hilarious premises and rebrands ever
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If this is Second Chance/Boys Will Be Boys it's one of most hilarious premises and rebrands ever
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Smokey looking like he's here to collect that money you owe him
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Smokey looking like he's here to collect that money you owe him
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Me when the collard greens are done later #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Me when the collard greens are done later #MacysParade
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Al Roker: AND LATER SANTA CLAUS WILL BE HERE!
Santa sitting inside Macy's the whole time:
#MacysParade
Santa sitting inside Macy's the whole time:
#MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Al Roker: AND LATER SANTA CLAUS WILL BE HERE!
Santa sitting inside Macy's the whole time:
#MacysParade
Santa sitting inside Macy's the whole time:
#MacysParade
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Every Thanksgiving Al Roker shows up to the #MacysParade dressed like Bilbo Baggins
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Every Thanksgiving Al Roker shows up to the #MacysParade dressed like Bilbo Baggins
Happy Thanksgiving, nerds!
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, nerds!
Santa Claus showing up for the main event at #Wrestlemania
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Santa Claus showing up for the main event at #Wrestlemania
Every Thanksgiving Al Roker shows up to the #MacysParade dressed like Bilbo Baggins
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Every Thanksgiving Al Roker shows up to the #MacysParade dressed like Bilbo Baggins
We needed a General Foods French Vanilla Cafe commercial from 1991 #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
We needed a General Foods French Vanilla Cafe commercial from 1991 #MacysParade