Lamont Price
@lpizzle.bsky.social
Comedian, Actor, Writer. Judy Blume is my dream woman. Great on clay
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
Happy Thanksgiving, nerds!
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, nerds!
Santa Claus showing up for the main event at #Wrestlemania
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Santa Claus showing up for the main event at #Wrestlemania
Every Thanksgiving Al Roker shows up to the #MacysParade dressed like Bilbo Baggins
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Every Thanksgiving Al Roker shows up to the #MacysParade dressed like Bilbo Baggins
We needed a General Foods French Vanilla Cafe commercial from 1991 #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
We needed a General Foods French Vanilla Cafe commercial from 1991 #MacysParade
Al Roker: AND LATER SANTA CLAUS WILL BE HERE!
Santa sitting inside Macy's the whole time:
#MacysParade
Santa sitting inside Macy's the whole time:
#MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Al Roker: AND LATER SANTA CLAUS WILL BE HERE!
Santa sitting inside Macy's the whole time:
#MacysParade
Santa sitting inside Macy's the whole time:
#MacysParade
What the fuck is Mr. Fantasy and I don't know why he's humping the float #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
What the fuck is Mr. Fantasy and I don't know why he's humping the float #MacysParade
Me when the collard greens are done later #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Me when the collard greens are done later #MacysParade
Lemme finish making this time machine so I can go back to 1996 to tell young me that Busta Rhymes and Spliff Star are gonna be on a Macy's Thanksgiving Day float so I can call myself a witch #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Lemme finish making this time machine so I can go back to 1996 to tell young me that Busta Rhymes and Spliff Star are gonna be on a Macy's Thanksgiving Day float so I can call myself a witch #MacysParade
Snoopy told the rest of The Peanuts' Gang "Y'all gon' ahead. I got my own ride" #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Snoopy told the rest of The Peanuts' Gang "Y'all gon' ahead. I got my own ride" #MacysParade
Da GAWD Lucy Van Pelt front and center as she should always be. And those two bald idiots #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Da GAWD Lucy Van Pelt front and center as she should always be. And those two bald idiots #MacysParade
Smokey Bear's float been staring down on people who refuse to listen for 90 years #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Smokey Bear's float been staring down on people who refuse to listen for 90 years #MacysParade
Jewel is here? Joan Osborne's float can't be too far behind #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Jewel is here? Joan Osborne's float can't be too far behind #MacysParade
My man can't believe how early he had to get up for this #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My man can't believe how early he had to get up for this #MacysParade
Nothing says "HAPPY THANKSGIVING!" like Shaggy on a Macy's float singing about fucking good #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Nothing says "HAPPY THANKSGIVING!" like Shaggy on a Macy's float singing about fucking good #MacysParade
Bout to get it poppin' like it's 1988
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Bout to get it poppin' like it's 1988
It's officially Rankin Bass season
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It's officially Rankin Bass season
I post for people who can hear this picture
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I post for people who can hear this picture
I post for people who can name the whole squad
November 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I post for people who can name the whole squad
I post for people who can hear this picture
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I post for people who can hear this picture
Lucy wasn't in #CharlieBrownThanksgiving
Peppermint Patti wasn't in #ACharlieBrownChristmas
The beef is real. You already know whose side I'm on
Peppermint Patti wasn't in #ACharlieBrownChristmas
The beef is real. You already know whose side I'm on
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Lucy wasn't in #CharlieBrownThanksgiving
Peppermint Patti wasn't in #ACharlieBrownChristmas
The beef is real. You already know whose side I'm on
Peppermint Patti wasn't in #ACharlieBrownChristmas
The beef is real. You already know whose side I'm on
WHAT KID COMPLAINS ABOUT POPCORN AND CANDY FOR DINNER??? MARCY, PLEASE GET PEPPERMINT PATTI AND HER UNWASHED TOES UP OUTTA MY HOUSE!! #CharlieBrownThanksgiving
November 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
WHAT KID COMPLAINS ABOUT POPCORN AND CANDY FOR DINNER??? MARCY, PLEASE GET PEPPERMINT PATTI AND HER UNWASHED TOES UP OUTTA MY HOUSE!! #CharlieBrownThanksgiving
Snoopy and Woodstock right before they brought out the REAL food after everybody left #CharlieBrownThanksgiving
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Snoopy and Woodstock right before they brought out the REAL food after everybody left #CharlieBrownThanksgiving
Snoopy said "Tendernism!" right here #CharlieBrownThanksgiving
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Snoopy said "Tendernism!" right here #CharlieBrownThanksgiving
Franklin really passed up turkey, collard greens, mac and cheese and ribs etc for some damn popcorn and jelly beans and to get sat all the way across the street #CharlieBrownThanksgiving
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Franklin really passed up turkey, collard greens, mac and cheese and ribs etc for some damn popcorn and jelly beans and to get sat all the way across the street #CharlieBrownThanksgiving