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amiigat.bsky.social
@amiigat.bsky.social
· Nov 11
When you see your old Twitter friends have finally joined Bluesky:
When people overstay their welcome:
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
When people overstay their welcome:
Idiot: you know what I think---
Me:
Me:
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Idiot: you know what I think---
Me:
Me:
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I can't find my ceremonial porcupine.
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I can't find my ceremonial porcupine.
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Some nights I throw all of my coats on the bed in the guest room so it looks like I’m having a big party.
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Some nights I throw all of my coats on the bed in the guest room so it looks like I’m having a big party.
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How many years is a mental breakdown supposed to last?
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
How many years is a mental breakdown supposed to last?
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Him: I like older women
Me: I watched porn in VHS
Me: I watched porn in VHS
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Him: I like older women
Me: I watched porn in VHS
Me: I watched porn in VHS
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Yes, my wife carried and birthed all of our children, but I install and swap out all of the car seats and boosters.
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Yes, my wife carried and birthed all of our children, but I install and swap out all of the car seats and boosters.
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Some of you have never done the humpty dance and it shows.
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Some of you have never done the humpty dance and it shows.
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Whoever made the portion size 5 needs to be sued. Everyone knows it has to be an even number
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Whoever made the portion size 5 needs to be sued. Everyone knows it has to be an even number
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It’s pretty rude no one wanted to hump me today.
March 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It’s pretty rude no one wanted to hump me today.
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Kiss me, I’m an asshole.
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Kiss me, I’m an asshole.
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GenX is the first generation that the parents are more fun than the kids
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
GenX is the first generation that the parents are more fun than the kids
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My love language is telling fourteen different stories in three minutes.
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
My love language is telling fourteen different stories in three minutes.
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A “smooth criminal” is just a criminal who is well moisturized.
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
A “smooth criminal” is just a criminal who is well moisturized.
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Hot singles in your area but it’s just me unwrapping cheese slices.
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Hot singles in your area but it’s just me unwrapping cheese slices.
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“Great, now I have to pee.”
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
“Great, now I have to pee.”
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Might fuck around and be an asshole today.
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Might fuck around and be an asshole today.
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Monday thinks it has me.
*bring it.
*bring it.
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Monday thinks it has me.
*bring it.
*bring it.
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Not to brag but I’m really good at minding my own business.
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Not to brag but I’m really good at minding my own business.
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OnlyFans but it’s just me minding my own business.
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
OnlyFans but it’s just me minding my own business.
If it requires wearing pants, being sober or being a responsible adult, I'm not going.
Unless there's booze and hot wings. Obv.
Unless there's booze and hot wings. Obv.
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
If it requires wearing pants, being sober or being a responsible adult, I'm not going.
Unless there's booze and hot wings. Obv.
Unless there's booze and hot wings. Obv.
You say you're bringing your liberal gf to meet your super conservative parents for Thanksgiving? The one with purple hair,nose ring, multiple piercings, earrings and emo-inspired fashion & accessories?
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
You say you're bringing your liberal gf to meet your super conservative parents for Thanksgiving? The one with purple hair,nose ring, multiple piercings, earrings and emo-inspired fashion & accessories?
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Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
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My soulmate is a reply guy.
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My soulmate is a reply guy.