When people overstay their welcome:
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
When people overstay their welcome:
Idiot: you know what I think---
Me:
Me:
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Idiot: you know what I think---
Me:
Me:
You say you're bringing your liberal gf to meet your super conservative parents for Thanksgiving? The one with purple hair,nose ring, multiple piercings, earrings and emo-inspired fashion & accessories?
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
You say you're bringing your liberal gf to meet your super conservative parents for Thanksgiving? The one with purple hair,nose ring, multiple piercings, earrings and emo-inspired fashion & accessories?
Family: you coming over for Thanksgiving?
Me:
Me:
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Family: you coming over for Thanksgiving?
Me:
Me:
Her: Do you think she's prettier than me?
Me:
Me:
October 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Her: Do you think she's prettier than me?
Me:
Me:
Operation Guacsabi is a go!
October 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Operation Guacsabi is a go!
Idiot: I hate you!
Me:
Me:
October 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Idiot: I hate you!
Me:
Me:
I would never spit on your grave.
Dance on your grave?
Sure.
* Me and the posse*:
Dance on your grave?
Sure.
* Me and the posse*:
October 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I would never spit on your grave.
Dance on your grave?
Sure.
* Me and the posse*:
Dance on your grave?
Sure.
* Me and the posse*:
Idiot: You were mean!
Me:
Me:
September 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Idiot: You were mean!
Me:
Me:
CFO: We have corrected the mistake, sir.
Me:
Me:
September 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
CFO: We have corrected the mistake, sir.
Me:
Me:
CFO: Why did you fire the previous VP of Finance?
Me:
Me:
September 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
CFO: Why did you fire the previous VP of Finance?
Me:
Me: