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amiigat.bsky.social
@amiigat.bsky.social
· Nov 11
When you see your old Twitter friends have finally joined Bluesky:
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Some things are better left slurred inaudibly.
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Some things are better left slurred inaudibly.
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Me: I want my pills wrapped in cheese like my dogs.
Pharmacist:
Pharmacist:
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Me: I want my pills wrapped in cheese like my dogs.
Pharmacist:
Pharmacist:
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Your honor, I plead dare.
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Your honor, I plead dare.
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me: dating is hard
me on a date: what if rice krispies are allergic to milk that’s why they sound like that
me on a date: what if rice krispies are allergic to milk that’s why they sound like that
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
me: dating is hard
me on a date: what if rice krispies are allergic to milk that’s why they sound like that
me on a date: what if rice krispies are allergic to milk that’s why they sound like that
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I’d murder you.
-Me, flirting.
-Me, flirting.
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I’d murder you.
-Me, flirting.
-Me, flirting.
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"Let me suck the life out of this post."
- reply guys
- reply guys
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
"Let me suck the life out of this post."
- reply guys
- reply guys
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Have your reply guys contact my reply guys.
May 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Have your reply guys contact my reply guys.
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can’t, I’m pregaming *
* eating mashed potatoes
* eating mashed potatoes
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
can’t, I’m pregaming *
* eating mashed potatoes
* eating mashed potatoes
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Murder, she answered.
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Murder, she answered.
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*lips on mic*
WHERE ARE ALL THE HOT AND FUNNY PEOPLE AT?
WHERE ARE ALL THE HOT AND FUNNY PEOPLE AT?
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
*lips on mic*
WHERE ARE ALL THE HOT AND FUNNY PEOPLE AT?
WHERE ARE ALL THE HOT AND FUNNY PEOPLE AT?
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Grant me the serenity to change the things that are minor inconveniences.
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Grant me the serenity to change the things that are minor inconveniences.
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I’m only here for the hot reply guys.
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I’m only here for the hot reply guys.
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Never be afraid to avoid new things.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Never be afraid to avoid new things.
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Dawn had to keep reminding herself that this was just temporary, and she was only doing it to put herself through law school.
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Dawn had to keep reminding herself that this was just temporary, and she was only doing it to put herself through law school.
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Every year about this time, Leonard and Estelle went to go stay with her sister Carol in Toronto until the heat died down.
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Every year about this time, Leonard and Estelle went to go stay with her sister Carol in Toronto until the heat died down.
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Maybe she’s born with it.
Maybe she’s stabby.
Maybe she’s stabby.
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Maybe she’s born with it.
Maybe she’s stabby.
Maybe she’s stabby.
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This day in history. 1894. Repudiation Day for the residents of Frederick County Maryland. Originally a celebration of their rejection of the Stamp Act in 1765, this year they're repudiating chihuahuas.
November 23, 2023 at 10:37 AM
This day in history. 1894. Repudiation Day for the residents of Frederick County Maryland. Originally a celebration of their rejection of the Stamp Act in 1765, this year they're repudiating chihuahuas.
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It’s easy to get out of bed when it’s still dark.
It’s finding the will to live that’s the challenge.
It’s finding the will to live that’s the challenge.
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
It’s easy to get out of bed when it’s still dark.
It’s finding the will to live that’s the challenge.
It’s finding the will to live that’s the challenge.
I don't need alcohol to tell someone to go fuck themself but why waste a good bar tab?
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I don't need alcohol to tell someone to go fuck themself but why waste a good bar tab?
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"Get in!"
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"Get in!"
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."
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Not to brag but I didn’t stab anyone this week.
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Not to brag but I didn’t stab anyone this week.
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"Wicked"
"Wicked: For Good"
"Wicked 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold"
"4 Wicked 4 Good"
"Wicked V: The Wickedending"
"Wicked 6: Something Wicked This Way Wickeds"
"Wicked: Generations"
"Predator vs Wicked"
"Look Who's Wicked"
"WicXed"
"Wicked XI: The Search for Spock"
"Wicked: For Good"
"Wicked 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold"
"4 Wicked 4 Good"
"Wicked V: The Wickedending"
"Wicked 6: Something Wicked This Way Wickeds"
"Wicked: Generations"
"Predator vs Wicked"
"Look Who's Wicked"
"WicXed"
"Wicked XI: The Search for Spock"
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"Wicked"
"Wicked: For Good"
"Wicked 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold"
"4 Wicked 4 Good"
"Wicked V: The Wickedending"
"Wicked 6: Something Wicked This Way Wickeds"
"Wicked: Generations"
"Predator vs Wicked"
"Look Who's Wicked"
"WicXed"
"Wicked XI: The Search for Spock"
"Wicked: For Good"
"Wicked 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold"
"4 Wicked 4 Good"
"Wicked V: The Wickedending"
"Wicked 6: Something Wicked This Way Wickeds"
"Wicked: Generations"
"Predator vs Wicked"
"Look Who's Wicked"
"WicXed"
"Wicked XI: The Search for Spock"
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My favorite part of the morning is when everyone else is asleep and it's still dark.
Oh, wait, that's the night.
Oh, wait, that's the night.
November 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My favorite part of the morning is when everyone else is asleep and it's still dark.
Oh, wait, that's the night.
Oh, wait, that's the night.
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Here, let me explain my joke:
1/50
1/50
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Here, let me explain my joke:
1/50
1/50