You say you're bringing your liberal gf to meet your super conservative parents for Thanksgiving? The one with purple hair,nose ring, multiple piercings, earrings and emo-inspired fashion & accessories?
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
You say you're bringing your liberal gf to meet your super conservative parents for Thanksgiving? The one with purple hair,nose ring, multiple piercings, earrings and emo-inspired fashion & accessories?
Family: you coming over for Thanksgiving?
Me:
Me:
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Family: you coming over for Thanksgiving?
Me:
Me:
Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they droppin' and yellin', it's a tad bit late
Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate
Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they droppin' and yellin', it's a tad bit late
Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate
November 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they droppin' and yellin', it's a tad bit late
Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate
Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they droppin' and yellin', it's a tad bit late
Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate
Nowadays, everybody wanna talk like they got somethin' to say
But nothin' comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
But nothin' comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Nowadays, everybody wanna talk like they got somethin' to say
But nothin' comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
But nothin' comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
It's like Kool Moe Dee says: break out before you get bum-rushed.
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
It's like Kool Moe Dee says: break out before you get bum-rushed.
X has fallen!!!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
X has fallen!!!!!!
Babysitting in 2025 be like:
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Babysitting in 2025 be like:
The Simpsons predicted OnlyFans:
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The Simpsons predicted OnlyFans:
Her: Do you think she's prettier than me?
Me:
Me:
October 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Her: Do you think she's prettier than me?
Me:
Me:
Operation Guacsabi is a go!
October 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Operation Guacsabi is a go!
Idiot: I hate you!
Me:
Me:
October 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Idiot: I hate you!
Me:
Me:
I would never spit on your grave.
Dance on your grave?
Sure.
* Me and the posse*:
Dance on your grave?
Sure.
* Me and the posse*:
October 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I would never spit on your grave.
Dance on your grave?
Sure.
* Me and the posse*:
Dance on your grave?
Sure.
* Me and the posse*:
Idiot: You were mean!
Me:
Me:
September 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Idiot: You were mean!
Me:
Me:
CFO: We have corrected the mistake, sir.
Me:
Me:
September 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
CFO: We have corrected the mistake, sir.
Me:
Me:
CFO: Why did you fire the previous VP of Finance?
Me:
Me:
September 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
CFO: Why did you fire the previous VP of Finance?
Me:
Me:
She had dumps like a truck (ugh), truck (ugh), truck (ugh)
Thighs like what? (Ugh), what? (Ugh), what? (Ugh)
All night long (yeah)
Let me see that thong
Thighs like what? (Ugh), what? (Ugh), what? (Ugh)
All night long (yeah)
Let me see that thong
September 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
She had dumps like a truck (ugh), truck (ugh), truck (ugh)
Thighs like what? (Ugh), what? (Ugh), what? (Ugh)
All night long (yeah)
Let me see that thong
Thighs like what? (Ugh), what? (Ugh), what? (Ugh)
All night long (yeah)
Let me see that thong
Me: * dropping off the kid * have fun!
Also me:
Also me:
September 4, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Me: * dropping off the kid * have fun!
Also me:
Also me:
First day of school:
September 4, 2025 at 10:44 AM
First day of school:
So, how was your first day of school, Mikey?
September 4, 2025 at 10:38 AM
So, how was your first day of school, Mikey?
Poppin' bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink, we do it right, gettin' slizzered
Sippin' sizzurp in my ride (in my ride) like Three 6
Now I'm feelin' so fly like a G6 ...
When we drink, we do it right, gettin' slizzered
Sippin' sizzurp in my ride (in my ride) like Three 6
Now I'm feelin' so fly like a G6 ...
August 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Poppin' bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink, we do it right, gettin' slizzered
Sippin' sizzurp in my ride (in my ride) like Three 6
Now I'm feelin' so fly like a G6 ...
When we drink, we do it right, gettin' slizzered
Sippin' sizzurp in my ride (in my ride) like Three 6
Now I'm feelin' so fly like a G6 ...
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Warren G was on the streets, tryin' to consume
Some skirts for the eve, so I can get some phones
Rollin' in my ride, chillin' all alone
Warren G was on the streets, tryin' to consume
Some skirts for the eve, so I can get some phones
Rollin' in my ride, chillin' all alone
August 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Warren G was on the streets, tryin' to consume
Some skirts for the eve, so I can get some phones
Rollin' in my ride, chillin' all alone
Warren G was on the streets, tryin' to consume
Some skirts for the eve, so I can get some phones
Rollin' in my ride, chillin' all alone
Shawty had them Apple Bottom jeans (Jeans), boots with the fur (With the fur)
The whole club was lookin' at her
She hit the flo' (She hit the flo'), next thing you know
Shawty got low-low-low-low-low-low-low-low
The whole club was lookin' at her
She hit the flo' (She hit the flo'), next thing you know
Shawty got low-low-low-low-low-low-low-low
August 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Shawty had them Apple Bottom jeans (Jeans), boots with the fur (With the fur)
The whole club was lookin' at her
She hit the flo' (She hit the flo'), next thing you know
Shawty got low-low-low-low-low-low-low-low
The whole club was lookin' at her
She hit the flo' (She hit the flo'), next thing you know
Shawty got low-low-low-low-low-low-low-low
Idiot: But why?
Me:
Me:
August 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Idiot: But why?
Me:
Me: