ThexyBeatht
@thexybeatht.bsky.social
Here for laughs, friends and general debauchery. Puppies, chocolate, sunshine and flip flops are my happy place. Vodka and margaritas FTW!
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ThexyBeatht
@thexybeatht.bsky.social
· Dec 7
So single I’m now eating snickers upside down for the veins
Last December I was single, angry, with a fluffy belly. This December I’m also single, angry, with a fluffy belly. Consistent AF bro!
December 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Last December I was single, angry, with a fluffy belly. This December I’m also single, angry, with a fluffy belly. Consistent AF bro!
The first born son is the male version of his mother. I don’t make the rules
December 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The first born son is the male version of his mother. I don’t make the rules
Nothing beats having a conversation with the oil change guy while “Feel like making love” is blasting on the background
December 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Nothing beats having a conversation with the oil change guy while “Feel like making love” is blasting on the background
Monday motivation: No one can stop you, if you stop yourself first
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Monday motivation: No one can stop you, if you stop yourself first
I can’t decided if I’m the kindest shitty person you’ll ever meet. Or if I’m the shittiest kind person you’ll ever meet
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I can’t decided if I’m the kindest shitty person you’ll ever meet. Or if I’m the shittiest kind person you’ll ever meet
Be like pubic hair and come back stronger after people try to get rid of you
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Be like pubic hair and come back stronger after people try to get rid of you
Him: I like older women
Me: I watched porn in VHS
Me: I watched porn in VHS
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Him: I like older women
Me: I watched porn in VHS
Me: I watched porn in VHS
GenX is the first generation that the parents are more fun than the kids
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
GenX is the first generation that the parents are more fun than the kids
Whoever made the portion size 5 needs to be sued. Everyone knows it has to be an even number
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Whoever made the portion size 5 needs to be sued. Everyone knows it has to be an even number
I’m only gonna genuinely like you once. After that’s broken, you won’t get the same version of me again
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I’m only gonna genuinely like you once. After that’s broken, you won’t get the same version of me again
Need anyone to turn your life into chaotic hell? I have arrived
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Need anyone to turn your life into chaotic hell? I have arrived
You’re never alone when you have C-PTSD
November 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
You’re never alone when you have C-PTSD
This made me laugh 😂
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
This made me laugh 😂
MAGA coming to the comments to say that Clinton is in the files too
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
MAGA coming to the comments to say that Clinton is in the files too
If you’re not ready for the attitude, don’t even approach
November 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
If you’re not ready for the attitude, don’t even approach
I’m more and more convinced that tough macho men, who have the need to show their “alfa” masculinity, are actually trying to hide their gay tendencies
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I’m more and more convinced that tough macho men, who have the need to show their “alfa” masculinity, are actually trying to hide their gay tendencies
Pretty cool how maga elected the first LGBTQ president
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Pretty cool how maga elected the first LGBTQ president
Never thought that Bill Clinton’s dick would end maga
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Never thought that Bill Clinton’s dick would end maga
Kinda bored. Gonna text him “Missing you today. The big ones actually hurt”, then ghost again
November 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Kinda bored. Gonna text him “Missing you today. The big ones actually hurt”, then ghost again
My hobbies are: wasting my time on the wrong MF and sharing it online with thousands of people. I also like drinking
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My hobbies are: wasting my time on the wrong MF and sharing it online with thousands of people. I also like drinking
According to my ex I’m a total monster for not letting him cheat anymore
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
According to my ex I’m a total monster for not letting him cheat anymore
Please go vote!!! Yes to prop 50, Mamdani for NY, or whatever else is up for voting today. Please show up!!
November 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Please go vote!!! Yes to prop 50, Mamdani for NY, or whatever else is up for voting today. Please show up!!
Me: Not to be an ass about this (loading the final boss of ass comments)
November 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Me: Not to be an ass about this (loading the final boss of ass comments)
🎶 And I’m freeeee. Freeballing 🎶 Or whatever tf Tom Petty said
November 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
🎶 And I’m freeeee. Freeballing 🎶 Or whatever tf Tom Petty said
Gonna block people randomly just so they start wondering what they did wrong
November 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Gonna block people randomly just so they start wondering what they did wrong