Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲
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Stuff I do: Microsoft Data & Azure, bicycle
Stuff I used to do: Network, airplane
I am: Aerospace, weather, radio nerd; Boilermaker
He/Him

One Billion Chicagoans™️ (build the Illinois, you cowards)

📍In the woods in WillCo (~BNA✈)
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The year is no longer to be referred to as "The Year of Our Betty White", it is now "The Year of Our Jimmy Carter"

I do not make the rules, this is just how it is.
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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It is genuinely insane how bright and distracting car lights are now
I wish we, like, regulated shit nowadays. Between car bloat, blinding headlines, and neighbourhoods packed with rental suites but no on-property parking, driving is an absolute nightmare now.
Nearly all drivers say vehicles' lights are too bright in study
The study, commissioned by the Department for Transport, was completed by Berkshire's TRL.
www.bbc.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Yeah.
The Epstein Files bill grants Attorney General Pam Bondi the authority to "withhold or redact" any material that could endanger "national security" or "jeopardize an active federal investigation."
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
NOT for us....but too good not to post.
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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NOT for us....but too good not to post.
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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I will never understand how someone can risk killing another human being just so they can get somewhere two seconds sooner. Almost got run down by two drivers just trying to leave the damn market.
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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I long for a world where I am not *constantly* reminded, entirely and utterly against my will, of the icky sex proclivities of random mediocrities with money.
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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this is actually because the US set up mortgage insurance programs specifically and explicitly to favor detached buildings over urban multifamily housing. suburbanization was an intentional policy goal. Will knows this, he studies housing as a lawyer, he's just addicted to fighting online
Right, this is true, but the OVERWHELMING evidence of the past 100 years of American life is that vastly more people want space and a car than a smaller unit and a car-free lifestyle. This is mostly why the suburban share of US population has grown relentlessly for the entire 20th and 21st century
Some people put a premium on space in my experience, others put a premium on not having to have a car and not being isolated out in the suburbs
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This here.
It’s almost impossible to measure what people prefer in an environment where all kinds of factors influence where and how people live. There’s also an obvious absence of choice in most of the country. I’d warn against saying any evidence is all-caps overwhelming one way or the other.
Right, this is true, but the OVERWHELMING evidence of the past 100 years of American life is that vastly more people want space and a car than a smaller unit and a car-free lifestyle. This is mostly why the suburban share of US population has grown relentlessly for the entire 20th and 21st century
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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It’s almost impossible to measure what people prefer in an environment where all kinds of factors influence where and how people live. There’s also an obvious absence of choice in most of the country. I’d warn against saying any evidence is all-caps overwhelming one way or the other.
Right, this is true, but the OVERWHELMING evidence of the past 100 years of American life is that vastly more people want space and a car than a smaller unit and a car-free lifestyle. This is mostly why the suburban share of US population has grown relentlessly for the entire 20th and 21st century
Some people put a premium on space in my experience, others put a premium on not having to have a car and not being isolated out in the suburbs
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Oh they don’t like the whistles? Hey everyone, they don’t like the whistles. If you use them it makes the armed goons sad.
Kristi Noem is mad that protesters are blowing whistles at ICE agents.
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Microsoft invents Stochastic Malware.
"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"

bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
November 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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The Internet of 12-Year-Olds.
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Everyone is 12 years old theory just got upgraded to Everything is 12 years old theory.
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
What in the fucking hell

For real, y'all, when we talking about Satya?
"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"

bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
November 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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So, why is everything so… stupid… right now?
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Lorena Wiebes hit in a training crash 😞
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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A lot of house plans have "playrooms" now and as a childless 40 something gay man, that has a very different connotation than I believe the designers mean. Inevitably I think "well that's an awful lot of glass right on the front of the house, must be for voyeur kinksters."
November 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Update: this is not what we meant
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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It's not complicated, honestly.

The dead ender sycophants who have no career post-Trump need Trump to stay gold and in office, as a corpse if necessary.

The Nazis, meanwhile, are building a coalition to replace him.

People are choosing sides.
I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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so... what is plan b now that this will get blocked in the Senate and altered ina way that prevents anyone getting charged
November 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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yes! cutting edge science!
November 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Kavanaugh Stops directly affecting public school attendance! Wow. Yes, that's right the Supreme Court of the United States and the Trump Administration are actively waging war on children just trying to get an education. I think this needs to be a headline story every night
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM