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XaiaX (spooky ̆̈) @xaiax.net · Jul 2

🎼 CIS FORMERS

🎶 JUST WHAT MEETS THE EYE

🎵 CIS FORMERS

🎶 CARS YOU HAVE TO DRIVE

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XaiaX (spooky ̆̈) @xaiax.net · 5h

I like how the model can’t draw hands right, either. (The right hand is a left hand and the left hand is a … middle … hand?? When they’re handcuffed)

XaiaX (spooky ̆̈) @xaiax.net · 9h

“Normal human but” and then a changelog.

Easy Peasy

XaiaX (spooky ̆̈) @xaiax.net · 9h

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RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 11h

Seeing dudes try to step to the menswear guy makes me understand better the mentality of the regular Street Punks who keep hassling Kiryu in Act 3 of every Yakuza game when hes got all the abilities unlocked

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XaiaX (spooky ̆̈) @xaiax.net · 9h

Dammit

Agitpop - Wikipedia

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XaiaX (spooky ̆̈) @xaiax.net · 9h

BRB starting an agitpop band

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XaiaX (spooky ̆̈) @xaiax.net · 9h

64-gram Markov chain

Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 1d

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 1d

"The chancellor approved it"

XaiaX (spooky ̆̈) @xaiax.net · 9h

rm -f * .ext

That doesn’t look so bad until you realize it’s supposed to be

rm -rf *.ext

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XaiaX (spooky ̆̈) @xaiax.net · 9h

They updated it at some point and I’m not sure this helps.

The insane street sign from the post this is a reply to except the second lane from the left is changed to say “muni only” instead of being a second u turn lane / more left than the other left turn lane.

Everyone is still going to die if you don’t stop here on red.

XaiaX (spooky ̆̈) @xaiax.net · 10h

When I was getting my permit back in the dark ages I failed out because one of the questions was where to store alcohol in a car, and I’d answered “out of the reach of the driver, in the back or trunk” (correct) and they deemed the answer wrong because I was a minor and thus it should be “do not”.

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XaiaX (spooky ̆̈) @xaiax.net · 10h

Come to San Francisco we are normal and can be trusted with intersections.

A ridiculous street sign in San Francisco near van ness avenue. It shows five lanes with different turn arrows for each, three of them have two arrows, the other two say “only” beneath them. It’s a big fucking mess.

Down below is a sign that says “stop here on red” because otherwise everyone would die.

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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 12h

You can just share my video from me instead of sharing a screen recording of my video from a content farm account that isn’t on the scene btw.

amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 22h

The inflatables have made it to Broadview.

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XaiaX (spooky ̆̈) @xaiax.net · 11h

This daughterfucker hasn’t even been president for a whole year.

We inaugurated this dipshit THIS YEAR

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Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 14h

no quarter given lmao

Matt Stoller & @matthewstoller • 2h
UPS had seven months of warning about the de minimis change, but is still taking packages w/o getting required customs info & is making tariff charge errors.
Nice use of passive voice though!

derek guy
@dieworkwear • 2h
i apologize using a passive voice. i was not born in london to a wealthy bank executive, sent to an exclusive private prep school in new hampshire, and then studied at harvard before larping as a champion of the people. you have to work with my low upbringing.

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XaiaX (spooky ̆̈) @xaiax.net · 12h

Also Hollywood movies where it was convenient to portray Americans as scrappy underdogs fighting against an elite army of super soldiers with super science weapons, instead of an industrial juggernaut vs

Scene from Band of Brothers where a soldier named Webster yells at bunch of Nazi POWs for being dipshits.

The caption is him shouting “you have horses! What were you thinking?”

And someone else tells him “that’s enough Webster”

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Kasey Kagawa @punkey.org · 13h

Donnie Darko meme

Panel 1: I'm gonna fight ICE with lasers
Panel 2: Are you going to do that or are you gonna post about federal crimes on the Internet
Panel 3: Post about federal crimes on the Internet

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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 13h

Nice to see that the, um, crack troops of Portland's Naked Bike brigade have shown up to provide some diversion down at the ICE facility protests.

BikePortland @bikeportland.org · 13h

Amazing Emergency Naked Ride. Here’s the moment thousands of riders rolled through the protests at the ICE facility and cheers erupted. 😮💯

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13h

Travis Kelce landing on his head vertically

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XaiaX (spooky ̆̈) @xaiax.net · 14h

I’m just hearing this for the first time.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 16h

this is only lending credence to my “the Trump administration genuinely believes the US contains a strategic Aryan Hot Boy Reserve” theory

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18h

Government is like you aren’t sexy enough to do authoritarianism we need some dang DILFS up in here

Nicholas Slayton @nslayton.bsky.social · 20h

The Texas Military Department confirmed to @taskandpurpose.com it had replaced some of the 200 National Guard troops sent to Chicago for not being "in compliance" with validation standards. This came after photos of heavyset NG members were widely mocked. taskandpurpose.com/news/texas-n...

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brasidas @brasidas.bsky.social · 22h

Anyone who claims that Silicon Valley would be better with more humanities education has to grapple with the fact that Peter Thiel was a philosophy major.

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 21h

Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.