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Not 5 raccoons in a trench coat.
Certified Langualogist.
Actual size.

He/Him

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This isn’t a problem. We can just send him and republicans can complain that we don’t recognize their jurisdiction and they can sue to have his body returned or something.
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Trying to imagine “caffeine free monster energy” now and it sounds like a bit.
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
There are some wines I like (mostly dessert stuff like port) and a handful of beers that I don’t detest so we’re not that far apart there.
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Do you have the same anti-brassica genes I do?
December 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I sit corrected.
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I agree but that’s because I hate coffee.

We are not the same.
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I have a nice red and black overshirt I still use relatively frequently and it’s gotta be close to 20, maybe more. I definitely have photos of me in it from at least as far back as 2010.
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Oops! All Puke Hoses
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Did he say “fourth world war” countries?
December 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Reposted by XaiaX ̆̈ (🎄)
of course he did
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
“Bear with mange” theory undefeated
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
It would be very funny if we overwhelmingly voted to gerrymander the hell out of California and it ends up having been completely unnecessary because republicans lose their ass everywhere else anyway.
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Next time: two loav
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
gross
December 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
At this point that’s just asking other people to disprove the assertion.
December 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Peepaw is noondowning again
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Don’t yell at me I didn’t invent Japan
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“They didn’t bother to provide any evidence for something that it should be really easy to find evidence for if it were true” is a weird defense.
December 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM