Kenji
@kenjimallon.bsky.social
Dog dad 🐕🦺🐕, husband 👬, practical liberal, cranky/horny.
As subtle as a plane crash.
🏡 'Ville & Midcoast Maine
🏳️🌈 & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open
As subtle as a plane crash.
🏡 'Ville & Midcoast Maine
🏳️🌈 & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open
I like that my grandma was like "what if the theme of my 5 year old's birthday was 'hot pants'?"
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I like that my grandma was like "what if the theme of my 5 year old's birthday was 'hot pants'?"
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November 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Alright, I'll start a little chaos. Rank the four "real" National Lampoon Vacation films.
I'll go first:
1. Christmas
2. Vegas (I said what I said)
3. Vacation!
4. European
I'll go first:
1. Christmas
2. Vegas (I said what I said)
3. Vacation!
4. European
November 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Alright, I'll start a little chaos. Rank the four "real" National Lampoon Vacation films.
I'll go first:
1. Christmas
2. Vegas (I said what I said)
3. Vacation!
4. European
I'll go first:
1. Christmas
2. Vegas (I said what I said)
3. Vacation!
4. European
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Pie'o'neer™️
America's favorite paneer pot pie.
America's favorite paneer pot pie.
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Pie'o'neer™️
America's favorite paneer pot pie.
America's favorite paneer pot pie.
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Why do they think we need a slogan instead of, idk, action on the issues affecting people??
November 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Why do they think we need a slogan instead of, idk, action on the issues affecting people??
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"We promise to eventually stop being huge pussies."
-The Democrats
-The Democrats
November 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"We promise to eventually stop being huge pussies."
-The Democrats
-The Democrats
Ah, I see someone spun the wheel of discourse and landed on "labels" today
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Ah, I see someone spun the wheel of discourse and landed on "labels" today
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If you’re feeling charitable this holiday season, please consider giving only to LOCAL, direct service organizations. Donations to national orgs are mostly spent on admin and fundraising. Local food banks, unhoused and domestic violence shelters, LGBTQIA+ orgs—all good choices!
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
If you’re feeling charitable this holiday season, please consider giving only to LOCAL, direct service organizations. Donations to national orgs are mostly spent on admin and fundraising. Local food banks, unhoused and domestic violence shelters, LGBTQIA+ orgs—all good choices!
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It is written in the Bible “Thou shall not consume the crispy flesh of poultry on the Lord’s day” and that is why Chick-fil-a is closed on Sundays.
#HimboThoughts
#HimboThoughts
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It is written in the Bible “Thou shall not consume the crispy flesh of poultry on the Lord’s day” and that is why Chick-fil-a is closed on Sundays.
#HimboThoughts
#HimboThoughts
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Just hear me out: maybe the Democratic Party’s problem is that the party leadership is full of people incapable of realizing that Matt Yglesias has terrible political instincts.
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Just hear me out: maybe the Democratic Party’s problem is that the party leadership is full of people incapable of realizing that Matt Yglesias has terrible political instincts.
Sounds like the tagline for kegel exercises
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Sounds like the tagline for kegel exercises
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We ❤️ Debbie.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
We ❤️ Debbie.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
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"I want history to remember me not just as the first black woman to be elected to Congress, not as the first black woman to have made a bid for the presidency of the United States, but as a black woman who lived in the 20th century and dared to be herself."
Shirley Chisholm, born on this day in 1924
Shirley Chisholm, born on this day in 1924
November 30, 2025 at 11:26 AM
"I want history to remember me not just as the first black woman to be elected to Congress, not as the first black woman to have made a bid for the presidency of the United States, but as a black woman who lived in the 20th century and dared to be herself."
Shirley Chisholm, born on this day in 1924
Shirley Chisholm, born on this day in 1924
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if ever a website needed to see vintage Olive Oyl demanding that Popeye blow her back out, it's Bluesky
August 31, 2023 at 8:24 PM
if ever a website needed to see vintage Olive Oyl demanding that Popeye blow her back out, it's Bluesky
The answer to this is always yes
should I have another piece of pie
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The answer to this is always yes
"I recognized your hair" - Clerk of the Board of Directors who was seated several rows behind us at Wicked For Good
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"I recognized your hair" - Clerk of the Board of Directors who was seated several rows behind us at Wicked For Good
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Started a 90 day swimming challenge! If you wana join the journey, I'll be posting my weekly swim workouts, as well as weekly side by sides to see how much my body changes in that time! I'll be posting it exclusively on ko-fi (as well as a bunch of other bonus content!) ko-fi.com/fossildaddy/...
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Started a 90 day swimming challenge! If you wana join the journey, I'll be posting my weekly swim workouts, as well as weekly side by sides to see how much my body changes in that time! I'll be posting it exclusively on ko-fi (as well as a bunch of other bonus content!) ko-fi.com/fossildaddy/...
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Of course the weird red hat MAGA lady doesn't want any other dogs to play with her dog at the DOG PARK.
Why are these people so damn weird? Make it make sense.
Why are these people so damn weird? Make it make sense.
November 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Of course the weird red hat MAGA lady doesn't want any other dogs to play with her dog at the DOG PARK.
Why are these people so damn weird? Make it make sense.
Why are these people so damn weird? Make it make sense.
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
Crossed the event horizon to 4️⃣4️⃣ already
Crossed the event horizon to 4️⃣4️⃣ already
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
Crossed the event horizon to 4️⃣4️⃣ already
Crossed the event horizon to 4️⃣4️⃣ already
The Diplomat
Name your tv show of the year.
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The Diplomat
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Maine's earliest sunsets are just about here – around 10days away in southern Maine to around 2 weeks in way northern Maine. Then daylight will start sticking around a bit longer at end of day.
Then, before you know it (& after around 4 more months 🤪), spring will be here.
Have faith, Mainers!
Then, before you know it (& after around 4 more months 🤪), spring will be here.
Have faith, Mainers!
Earliest sunsets are almost here. In early to mid-December, evenings become brighter again—no “Daylight Saving Time” needed!
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Maine's earliest sunsets are just about here – around 10days away in southern Maine to around 2 weeks in way northern Maine. Then daylight will start sticking around a bit longer at end of day.
Then, before you know it (& after around 4 more months 🤪), spring will be here.
Have faith, Mainers!
Then, before you know it (& after around 4 more months 🤪), spring will be here.
Have faith, Mainers!
I can be a bit extra...
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I can be a bit extra...
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