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Kenji

@kenjimallon.bsky.social

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Dog dad 🐕‍🦺🐕, husband 👬, practical liberal, cranky/horny. As subtle as a plane crash. 🏡 'Ville & Midcoast Maine 🏳️‍🌈 & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open ✈️ ORD 11/20-11/24

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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 1h

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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 1h

Pepsico is unveiling new branding for Lay's because 40% of consumers don't know their chips are made with potatoes.

Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 1h

probably a little less obvious, but people apparently don't know their PSL has real squash in it, either
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 1h

If you've had a Starbucks PSL, you have had one with real pumpkin.

Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 1h

Pepsico is unveiling new branding for Lay's because 40% of consumers don't know their chips are made with potatoes.

Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 1h

I thought it was ridiculous when I learned that 40% of consumers didn't know Lay's potato chips are made from potatoes...I mean, what are we doing? Open the fucking schools and libraries.

Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 1h

technically kabocha squash

Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 1h

If you've had a Starbucks PSL, you have had one with real pumpkin.

Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 1h

though, to be clear, it actually has real pumpkin in it, it's not just "fall spice" like so many places.

Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 1h

While I do think Markey is a little long in the tooth, I'm definitely not voting for war hawk Moulton over him.

Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 3h

and again, liberal area of Maine here, but local politicians are STUNNED she's entering the race because they think it's a bad move for the people of Maine, the party, and the country.

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Are you mad at me? @bradys.bsky.social · 3h

EVERYONE on this university campus is sucking on a USB stick it's so crazy that we had exactly one generation that didn't get addicted to nicotine and then we just went back to it

Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 4h

oh dear Christ, the Maine Dem Senate primary is doomed because retired white progressive ladies think if you don't support an octogenarian, it's age discrimination.

Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 4h

Without a flood of money from the party going to their preferred candidate

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Reavyn @reavyn.bsky.social · 15h

I think we just found the perfect weapon to use against ICE...

Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 5h

The worst

Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 14h

cosigned

BOOston gay boy™️ @bostongayboy.bsky.social · 15h

im a no to christmas until the day after thanksgiving

Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 14h

I hung out with the CCC kids a lot early in college and my roommate/bestie was Muslim, so lots of horny and repressed (not him, but some of his friends and associates)

Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 14h

is insane, that's the problem, you see, too much of my allowance is going to towels. He doesn't have a job, but he takes 89% of my paychecks and I simply can't afford to keep replacing the towels. What should I do?"

Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 14h

"I (19F) have this one problem with my bf (35M) of 7 years, I mean he's great, he barely hits me, he sometimes orders pizza if dinner isn't on the table by 6, just for himself and he takes in in his room, but still, I mean he's got this thing...I um, I don't think he washes his ass? our towel budget

Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 14h

another thing you support?!??

Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 14h

Who doesn't like warm dairy?

Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 14h

I Fuckin' love the nog, I replace my oat milk with nog in my coffee all season long 🤰

FormerGregSamsa @formergregsamsa.bsky.social · 15h

Apparently the one good thing about Christmas creep is the egg nogg hits the stores earlier and earlier. I'm not a fan, but it makes my husband happy, and they're already selling egg nogg in our local grocery stores so... yay I guess.

Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 14h

They really mucked it up when they made the two lanes at the end of the BU bridge RTO.

Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 14h

he keeps cutting holes in the white sheets.

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Sweasel von Trapped in Montresor's Cellars @irritatingly.gay · 15h

They sent me a fundraising email YESTERDAY and then pulled this shit.

Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 15h

Oh. I've known that guy a few times IRL.